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Clips from Scrubs - My Rabbit (S06E06)

"who had lied and told me she had a miscarriage,"
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"followed me back from a medical convention and asked me this."
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"J.D., how could you just leave me there?"
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"you're just going through some pre-wedding panic."
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"Look, I know you're angry, but you promised we'd talk,"
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"You know what? You're right."
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"Look, I just ordered a cup of coffee. I know you can't have caffeine,"
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"That would be great."
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"Okay, that one was a little excessive, I'm sorry."
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"It's just that every time I think about running away,"
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"I look at the fat guy in the track suit"
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"The track suit because I had this mean"
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"I think I need to be alone right now."
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"Thanks for being alone with me, Choco."
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"If you would, please, can you hold her by that rim over there, right?"
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"J.D.: Maybe I should ask another dad."
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"I know what Kim did to you was just crazy,"
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"who are actually allowed to act insane."
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"Okay, I'm in."
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"- Really? - Yeah, you can even stay here."
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"Actually, I'm gonna go lie down right now."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed."
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"Was that not clear?"
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"- Fine, you can have the bed. - You're a great guy, J.D."
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"- Really? - Nah, I'm cool with it."
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"J.D.: Since Kim didn't have an OB here in town,"
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"- Hussy. - Liar."
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"Of course, everything makes me hungry right now."
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"Well, I gotta go check on a patient. I'll meet you upstairs?"
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"And when it does, I'm gonna be here and I'm gonna enjoy..."
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"- Dr. Turk? - One second, please."
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"J.D.: Turk liked patients to see him intensely studying their charts,"
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"because he felt it instilled confidence."
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"Only I knew the clipboard was blank."
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"We're gonna discuss some options and get back to you."
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"Since Turk was a surgeon, he always had the same answer."
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"I'm slicin' that guy open."
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"Vascular surgery on a guy his age?"
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"Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk."
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"Get a room!"
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"How could you be so nice to her after what she did?"
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""Hey, Kim!" That's neutral?"
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"- She's with child. - Oh, so she's with child."
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"Carla!"
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"Since you got engaged, you've become much more of a control freak."
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"Oh, I'm not that bad."
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"Yeah, I just wanted to make sure there weren't any sex jokes in there,"
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"despite what was painted on our town's water tower."
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"because I cannot wear my "going-out" thong if I've got sand in my patootie."
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"You can compare four hotels at once,"
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"plus, there's tons of user reviews to help you."
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"See, wouldn't I make a great spokesperson?"
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"Where'd the Beach Boys shoot the video, huh?"
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"I'm going to Hawaii."
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"Oh, sure, sweetie. That's a total possibility."
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"But since you're a new patient, I'd like to do an ultrasound."
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"I hate ultrasounds."
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"A boy."
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"- We have to pick one. - Can we name him Sam, after my dad?"
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"We can name him Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian?"
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"And Gilligan 'cause I lost that bet to Turk."
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"Turk has dibs on Chewy."
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"Should I get a male stripper for Elliot's bachelorette party?"
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"so I throw a 20 to Churro, our neighbor's Guatemalan house boy,"
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"in a wheelchair until the juice runs out."
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"Hello. Cute granddaughter."
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"Congratulations. I got a daughter, too."
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"Yeah. Six months, already playing basketball."
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"Carla, this rocks."
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"See, I just like being the only girl on the list with a boy's name."
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"including the attempted assassination of a federal judge."
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"What great costumes."
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"I wouldn't recognize any of you."
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"Last night, when I went into your room, I couldn't fall asleep."
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"I just laid on the bed, staring at the door,"
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"- Kim... - I know."
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"or five years from now, you could get to a place where you forgive me"
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"we could give it another shot?"
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"Now, I just have to call a few restaurants."
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"Fine. She can come with us, but I'm not gonna be nice to her."
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"So where are you guys gonna go?"
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"Oh, yeah, because my opinion matters so much."
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"That'll do."
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"I don't care about your stupid Photoshopping, Turk."
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"- Gym teacher bunny conscience? - Yeah."
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"What the hell, man, why didn't you operate on Mr. Fulton?"
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"Wasn't too risky yesterday."
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"I really want to thank you guys for bringing me out."
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"Would you mind just trying on this dress for my cousin Leila?"
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"Oh, no. Just a fatty-fatty-fatty."
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"Really?"
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"want the bridesmaids to wear any jewelry,"
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"- Of course it is. - Good."
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"Because I think it..."
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"(SMASHING)"
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"Everybody hates me."
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"Yeah, all Kim asked was if there was"
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"Yeah, like remember when Carla was preggers"
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"Okay, fight time-out is over."
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"- That's uncool. - How could you do such a thing?"
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"What'd he do?"
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""Coxian" is not the adjective version of your name."
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"Oh."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to step over there,"
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"Hell yeah, it does."
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"you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it."
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"But now, I'm not riskin' my health eatin' trash food."
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"I mean, unless it's a corn dog."
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"Newbie, the point is, when that kid comes,"
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"If you've got baby poop on your thumb,"
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"it's no big deal. You can just rub it off on your jeans like that."
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"I've seen the Wiggles live in concert."
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"They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome."
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"Look, I know that I'm a control freak, but it's just my nature."
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"than to pin you down and to pluck the hell out of it, but of course I won't."
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"Good, because the party's still on."
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"I can do that."
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"Now, all your friends are standing by."
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"You get to pick what we do, what we talk about and,"
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