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Clips from Scrubs - My Long Goodbye (S06E06)

"Now we just cross our fingers and wait."
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"Some of us did something life-affirming."
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"I'm still sad. Again."
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"I've been wanting to do this for six years!"
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"Yeah, you win."
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"I told the nanny to stay overnight,"
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"'cause if you knew, you just would get all panicky and annoying."
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"And this way you only have to freak out for a couple of hours,"
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"So there's a chance she may never wake up?"
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"Well, Lester, we just don't know that yet."
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"I'm so sorry, but your father's had a massive systems failure."
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"It started in his hard drive and then worked its way to all the other circuits."
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"I know this is a very difficult time for you and..."
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"Dude, I need to talk to you."
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"Dr. Wen kept referring to her as "the patient,""
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"and I was like, "That's not 'the patient,' that's Laverne," you know?"
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"like how to place an IV without bruising"
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"Thank you."
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"I mean, people have come back from worse."
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"Yeah."
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"Don't let her put no more makeup on me."
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"I look like a street-walker."
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"Say, Bob, how's Laverne doing?"
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"so your baby will think everybody looks like that?"
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"Stop making dumb jokes."
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"You guys, your baby is going to be just fine."
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"Thanks, now all our fears are gone."
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"He wants... No, he needs my help."
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"Wait, what did he say?"
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"What's going on? I mean..."
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"kind of like"
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"a ghost?"
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"TRACY: Liar."
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"Who knew that could happen?"
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"Well, I think what he said was..."
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"which reminds me of that time my godfather kissed me goodbye."
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"Wait, has he been talking this whole time?"
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"I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
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"You know, she once told me I'd have a happy life,"
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"and she said it with a straight face."
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"your compassion, your faith."
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"that I should be the lifeguard at your above-ground pool party,"
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"If you see your dog up there, please tell him I'm sorry."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I wanted to share a few words"
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"Mmm, mmm!"
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"Like we discussed, she'll need another surgery in a couple of months,"
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"but all in all, everything is better than we could have hoped for."
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"letting people see our emotional moments,"
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"Nurse Roberts."
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"You were always one of the good ones."
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"- That look only works for black guys. - Then why are you sporting it?"
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"just go with a slight nod."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"Damn it, it fits!"
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"- Taken care of, Per-Per. - That a boy!"
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"Luckily, I can walk and text simultaneously."
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"J.D.: And when that chart has the worst news of all,"
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"Bye, Laverne."
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"I couldn't help but think of the first time I had dealt with death"
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"- Anyhow, you have to pronounce him. - But why didn't anybody page me?"
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"Could you just pronounce him so I can go home?"
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"You can finally go home, Laverne."
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"I've ironed my hair, I've got that brand new picture of the baby."
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"Fantastic."
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"That's Rhonda, by the way. Joanne, horse face."
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"And I know this reasoning's about as rational"
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"I don't want the birth of my child to be forever associated with her death,"
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"and that's why I'm not going to tell anybody anything"
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"I can help."
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"He got home, didn't he?"
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"- Why that name? - I just think it's pretty."
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"And she'd be "J.D." forever."
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"They always kill the black folks off first."
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"No, I'm not really worried about it,"
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"I'm going to miss you,"
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"I think she needs help."
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"All you have to do is close your eyes and think me away."
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"Okay."
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"Damn."
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"Anyway, he used to give us these pop quizzes all the time."
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"So, I wrote Mountain Mist,"
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"cheated off my paper,"
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"Although, little known fact,"
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"you should probably say goodbye to the people you care about"
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"Yeah."
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"J.D.: All right, you want to seal the godfather deal?"
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"Make Jordan feel like she's the first woman to ever give birth."
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"Can you believe it, Per?"
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"Bravo!"
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"You."
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"I am officially screwed."
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"Don't sweat it. There's one more way I could stall."
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"And now, shadow puppet theater."
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"(BARKING)"
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"Come on, I'm just getting started."
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"Gang, places!"
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"and then..."
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"Aggression from the Japanese!"
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"This is totally unexpected."
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"that's when Elliot walked by and showcased her oddest talent."
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"- How do you know? - My uterus is glowing."
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"Congratulations! Oh, Perry!"
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"would forever be associated with Laverne's death."
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"Thank you, Bob."
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"- That a boy. - Janitor."
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"- She's hanging on. - Yeah..."
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"Besides, when it's time for something to happen,"
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"Yeah."
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"Wow, I'm still not ready to do this."
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"Making fun of the doctors, going on and on about Jesus."
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"when that patient came in and started bleeding out on me"
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"And then you did the most amazing thing of all."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"And I don't know what else to say except"
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"Goodbye."
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"Sometimes it seems like patients just hang on"
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"Truth be told, they're on that guy."
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"What?"
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"They're probably just forming a line outside"
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