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Clips from Mr. Pickles - Father's Day Pie (S01E01)

"It's like I'm a prisoner when I'm around them!"
Mr. Pickles
"Huh?"
Mr. Pickles
"Aah! Help!"
Mr. Pickles
"- What?! - Oh, no!"
Mr. Pickles
"A pie thief? Well, I'm off to work! Mwah!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Hello? Anybody here? - Happy father's day, Goodman!"
Mr. Pickles
"You still want that promotion, don't you?"
Mr. Pickles
"No, no, no, no, no. I want you to act like my son."
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, bigfoot, you stole the pie! I'm telling!"
Mr. Pickles
"Ain't nobody gonna believe you saw bigfoot."
Mr. Pickles
"Early on, I went to work for the wise guys..."
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey! - ...getting them sandwiches..."
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"organization, and the feds put me in the"
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"witness protection program. They extended my forehead,"
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"skin, and I became the mythical creature known as "bigfoot" and"
Mr. Pickles
"Ah, geez! How's about you and me make your dad a new pie?"
Mr. Pickles
"Seriously, forget about it. They will murder us both."
Mr. Pickles
"Dad, please! Before you launch into another"
Mr. Pickles
"Now, what's this crime you needed to tell me about, huh?"
Mr. Pickles
"Everybody listen up, and nobody gets hurt!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Hi, Linda! - You're all done with your bath now!"
Mr. Pickles
"Why do you call him "Mr. Pickles"?"
Mr. Pickles
"Everybody know bigfoot don't exist!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Who, mama? - That's your daddy!"
Mr. Pickles
"There he is! Aah!"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, one more thing!"
Mr. Pickles
"How much do I owe you?"
Mr. Pickles
"Come on, Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"Mythical creatures is more like space goblins or the cheese man!"
Mr. Pickles
"It's Vito Pizzarelli!"
Mr. Pickles
"I haven't enjoyed myself this much since... Uh..."
Mr. Pickles
"Help! Shh!"
Mr. Pickles
"- And another time... - Yeah, yeah, kid."
Mr. Pickles
"You dropped another one, son!"
Mr. Pickles
"All right, I got a new plan. Beat it, toots."
Mr. Pickles
"Well, I learned from the best."
Mr. Pickles
"- Get away! - Wait!"
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"- What the... - I'll take care of it."
Mr. Pickles
"- Do it. Do it. - I won't!"
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"- Oh, no... the Gabagoolies! - Dad?"
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"- From bigfoot! - Vito Pizzarelli!"
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"- father's day, dad! - Yeah, yeah, yeah,"
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"Where's Mr. Pickles?!"
Mr. Pickles
"I've seen a lot of things, dog, but ain't nobody gonna"
Mr. Pickles
"- Good luck with that! - Wait!"
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"No!"
Mr. Pickles
"Good boy, Mr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"daddy to jackhammer you?! Hey!"
Mr. Pickles
"smell your armpits... I mean, make poop... I mean, I want to"
Mr. Pickles
"- make out... sorry! - Hey, where did my jackhammer go?!"
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"He's been keeping us prisoner done here. Aah!"
Mr. Pickles
"- come in to work today. - But it's father's day!"
Mr. Pickles
"Don't you want your favorite... cherry pie?!"
Mr. Pickles
"I've seen him drag people into his doghouse!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh, it can't be! - It's true!"
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"- He keeps prisoners in there! - The pie is gone!"
Mr. Pickles
"Maybe me and Mr. Pickles could find the pie thief!"
Mr. Pickles
"Sheriff, there's a horrific crime!"
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"Oh, down, Mr. Pickles!"
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"Dad, leave him alone! He's just a dog!"
Mr. Pickles
"Just come quick, sheriff!"
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"Good boy! Oh, Mr. Pickles."
Mr. Pickles
"You're right, boy... crumbs!"
Mr. Pickles
"The pie thief must be close!"
Mr. Pickles
"Why am I the only one here?"
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh, hi, Floyd. - I haven't seen my father in years!"
Mr. Pickles
"So, today, we're gonna do all"
Mr. Pickles
"Uh, but I'd rather spend the day with my son."
Mr. Pickles
"I'd rather spend the day with these butter cookies!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh! - ...newspapers, cigarettes,"
Mr. Pickles
"- mob's most feared hit men. - Huh?!"
Mr. Pickles
"But one day, the feds caught up with me."
Mr. Pickles
"They forced me to rat on the entire Gabagoolie criminal"
Mr. Pickles
"my feet, legs... Plugged hair follicles into my"
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"So, like I said, good luck with that."
Mr. Pickles
"No one's ever gonna believe you saw bigfoot. That's why it's the perfect"
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"identity for the witness protection program."
Mr. Pickles
"But that was my dad's father's day pie!"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh! Oops!"
Mr. Pickles
"Almost! I got it! Uh, no."
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"Oh, boy!"
Mr. Pickles
"But on one condition. That stuff I told you about my"
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"real name being Vito Pizzarelli..."
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"- Yeah? - ...forget about it!"
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"I'm telling you, Mr. Pickles has prisoners in his doghouse!"
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"I can hear them in there!"
Mr. Pickles
"crazy story, happy father's day."
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, we used to have such fun! I'll tell you what."
Mr. Pickles
"I promise not to mention Mr. Pickles for the rest of the day."
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"Knock, knock!"
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"A pie thief?! Well, the first 24 hours are the"
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"most important! I'm on it! Wheeeeeeee!"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm still here! See ya. Bye!"
Mr. Pickles
"Well, here's your father's day card... dad."
Mr. Pickles
"Looks like you put a lot of work into this."
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"- Too bad it's garbage! - What?"
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"You're a lousy son! I wish you were never born!"
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"- Bigfoot! - Short lady, get me a stick of butter!"
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"Fat man... eggs! Glasses... pound of flour!"
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"Hey, Tommy! This is Linda Jr.!"
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"I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles."
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"'Cause he loves Pickles, and he gets one every time he's a good boy!"
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"Y'all seen a pie thief around here?"
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"- Sheriff's offering a reward. - It was bigfoot!"
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"- Besides, the pie thief looks like this! - Oh, I know who that is!"
Mr. Pickles
"Cream Sherry? Well, it gives cherry pie just"
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"the right amount of mwah!"
Mr. Pickles
"Aah! Here's your voyeur tape!"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, stop trying to break in here!"
Mr. Pickles
"There's no dogs allow... ow!"
Mr. Pickles
"good luck with that. Nobody will believe you."
Mr. Pickles
"LMAO! Someone down in old town posted"
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"he'd seen a bigfoot in a grocery store buying cherry-pie"
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"ingredients, including cream sherry!"
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"Ah, what an idiot. Bigfoot don't exist."
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"Suppose, in order to undermine the credibility of any"
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"sighting of a protected witness, the feds gave snitches new"
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"identities as mythical creatures such as a centaur or a mermaid."
Mr. Pickles
"No, no, mermaids is real. I seent one in a river."
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"- Or a unicorn. - Hey, some people was also"
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