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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (S08E08)

"- You guys ready? - Crack it open, Charlie."
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"- Mommy! Mommy! - [ Cackles ] I grifted ya!"
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"[ Knocking ] [ Charlie ] Hey, knock, knock."
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"Listen. You're doing me a solid, offering to do this laundry, all right?"
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"We never get to talk. That's why I offered."
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"- We don't talk, and it's good that way. - Hey-oh!"
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"Hi! Hey, Mac's here. He brought his laundry, so-"
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"Oh, okay. Well, what I wanted to talk to you about-"
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"We got a whole big day planned."
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"We're gonna go back to Paddy's and polish off"
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"Time is of the essence. We'll come back when it's folded and good and done."
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"Um, I have cancer."
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"What? But... how? You don't even smoke."
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"Well, you know- [ Coughs ]"
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"And then Psychic John said that he could tell"
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"and that my heart was filled with sorrow."
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"Now how would he have known that if he wasn't psychic?"
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"I'm not giving you any money for your dumb psychic."
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"But he says I'm gonna have a tremendous windfall of cash."
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"You're losing your mind. You're being scammed."
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"I'm losing my mind?"
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"Three."
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"Hmm'? Four."
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"Mm-hmm. That's not the point."
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"What do you call it? Uh- It's a-"
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"Uh, what you put- What you-What you-"
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"so, you know, you deserve half the blame."
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"You would put half the blame on me? Yes."
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"[ Slowly] Oh, God."
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"What-What the hell was that, dude?"
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"That didn't sound very genuine."
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"No. Sorry. What was I supposed to do?"
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"- [ Sharp Exhale ] - what are you-Are you kidding me?"
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"Okay, all right. Calm down. Calm down, okay?"
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"that can cure the cancer for 4,200 bucks, so no big deal."
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"4,200 bucks? To cure cancer? That's it? No."
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"Come on. People take advantage of old people and scam them all the time."
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"We were talking about things earlier that were sharp,"
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"You see what I'm talking about?"
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"Now, Frank, give me that hundred bucks you were excited to give me for my psychic."
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"Your m0m's totally screwing my mom again with this doctor scam."
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"It's not a scam, Charlie."
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"- What's this guy's name? - Dr. Jinx."
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"Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man."
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"[ Man ] Come in. He lives in a garage?"
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"Yeah. Look. Let's just give him a shot, all right?"
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"If we don't like what we see, we reassess."
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"[ Buzzes Lips] All right. Go."
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"Goddamn it. [ Spraying 1 ♪♪ [ Continues ]"
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"So, what are we gonna do, guys?"
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"I just have to say... this is, uh-"
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"I can understand your suspicions."
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"Yeah, or I think of an Indian guy."
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"Yeah. Or white. Middle Eastern."
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"Your parents ain't let you watch The Cosby Show when you was coming up?"
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"derived from the mother earth."
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"You can't get no cleaner than that."
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"Homeopathic from mother earth, huh?"
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"That's not eczema."
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"What you have there, my friend, that's sailor's rot."
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"Sailor's rot? I'm not a sailor, Dr. Jinx."
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"- V\/hen the last time you been to Haiti? - Never."
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"When you was in Kensington, did you have intercourse..."
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"No. I have- Don't worry about it."
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"Doctor-client privilege. Don't worry about it. I got what you need."
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"Mother earth don't play."
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"Do you have anything from the mother earth..."
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"that would be sprayed on me and cause me to have feelings again,"
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"'cause I'm having trouble feeling things."
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"Oh, you want feelings? I have something for that."
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"Dr. Jinx got something for feeling."
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"Yep. Oh, absolutely. Yeah."
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"All right, guys. My mom has real problems. I need real help."
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"Oh. I got it."
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"[ Mac, Off-key] ♪ Bear you on the breath of dawn ♪"
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"♪ And hold youse in the palm ♪"
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"♪ Of his hand ♪♪"
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"Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of power and might,"
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"heaven and earth are full of your glory."
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"[ Continues, indistinct ] [ Scoffs ] This is ridiculous. what are we doing here?"
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"♪ Ame" ♪ ♪ Amen ♪"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Don't say that. Now kneel."
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"Because God wants it."
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"Look, our moms are here."
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"They see the value in it. Why can't you?"
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"She keeps a cigarette burning out on the steps outside,"
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"The Lord makes an exception for her. Jesus Christ, man."
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"[ Huffs ] Stand? Yes."
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"And give me some money for the baskets. I'm not giving you money."
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"All right? That's the way it works."
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"And then you go to heaven. Now kneel."
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"Actually, it's over. We're standing again. [Huffs]"
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"This is a scam-All this kneeling, standing, getting people all confused."
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"What are you doing? what are you doing? Come here. Come here."
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"I'm offering you a sign of peace. I don't want this."
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"All right. I'm getting a Fa-"
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"No, I'm getting a Ba- No. I'm getting a Da-"
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"Is it? Yes."
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"He's my brother. He's your brother."
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"Oh, my God. Yes."
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"Is he how I'm getting my windfall of cash?"
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"I do see a lot of money in your future. You do."
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"Yeah, but-[ Chuckling ] Oh, shit."
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"[ Door Opens, Closes ] Is it?"
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"I didn't want to give you that hundred bucks."
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"Yeah, and then you called me and you said you'd changed your mind..."
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"- Ah, shit! - Hi. Psychic John."
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"You have an interesting aura."
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"Don't start with me."
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"Who's gonna win the Super Bowl this year?"
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"You don't know shit."
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"Holy shit. That's good."
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"Can you conjure the dead?"
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"Can you get my dead whore wife back here so I can lay into her from the other side?"
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"What? No. VVell, I don't know about that."
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"- Really? - Yes. We didn't ask any questions."
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"I am feeling as if she is still living somewhere in this city-"
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"with a small Mexican dog. [Gasps]"
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"- Does that ring a bell? - Oh."
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