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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie's Mom Has Cancer (S08E08)

"I didn't feel much in there, but I always enjoy the little wafers."
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"- Uh-huh. Well, he was delicious. - V\/ait. What?"
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"You're eating our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ every Sunday. That's-"
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"You're telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday..."
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"in the form of a bowl of crackers,"
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"Correct. You consumed his corpse and you drank his blood. Okay. Okay."
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"- That's a part of- - Good. Good, good, good."
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"[ Softly] Oh, hi."
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"Can I talk to you for a second? Why are you here, honestly?"
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"I was praying for help. I need the money for Dr. Jinx."
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"Dr. Jinx is a con artist and a lunatic."
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"L-I know he's strange, but he's a great doctor."
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"Hey, guys? Look at this. My rash is almost completely cleared up."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, my God."
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"He might actually be a good doctor."
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"Hi, everybody. Just a reminder, if you wouldn't mind."
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"We're asking for extra donations..."
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"I will pray for his sins. I'm sorry. Hey, Charlie. Charlie."
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"What are you doing? It's okay. I got this."
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"- What am I doing? What is he doing? - Listen."
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"It's all a big scam, okay? Yeah."
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"So I say we use that model to raise money for your mom at Paddy's."
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"A beef and beer? It's been years. Mm-hmm."
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"Beef and beer, huh?"
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"Yeah. We invite the members of this congregation..."
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"We'll prey on their Catholic guilt..."
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"by playing up your m0m's cancer and “Oh, she's dying”- And she is, you know-"
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"Yeah. Then we'll raise a bunch of money..."
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"to give to your mom to give to Dr. Jinx."
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"Boom. It's the Holy Trinity- beef and beer and Jesus."
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"Oh. Whoa."
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"Come on, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah! VVhoa, ho, ho."
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"[ Screams ] Goddamn! Oh, there's a dead dog in there!"
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"That's my toupee, my blond toupee."
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"I used to wear this in Miami."
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"She hated this goddamn thing. She didn't like that?"
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"Hmm. Oh, my God."
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"[ Gasps ] That dirty whore."
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"There's gotta be, like, five grand in here."
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"Dennis. Yeah."
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"Dennis! Goddamn it!"
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"[ VVhispers ] Okay, shh. Hey, hey. Frank, y0u're losing it!"
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"Stop it. Pipe down. People live here."
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"My head is turning to soup! Okay. I get it."
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"Hey! Uh-Mr.-"
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"Juarez. Mr. Juarez. That's right."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh! Remember?"
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"How do you like the mansion?"
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"It's been very, very nice. You know, the weddings, the quinceafieras."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"But it's very expensive. Mmm."
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"Uh, how you call it-"
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"Yeah. Si."
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"Why? I have to go to work."
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"Yeah. [ Dee ] Oh, shit."
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"Tell you what. Property taxes- paying for what you already own?"
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"♪ We want the funk ♪"
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"♪ We need it Gotta have that funk ♪"
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"So good to see you. So good of you to come."
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"Oh. Yeah. Right on. Right on."
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"Well, it's for a good cause, isn't it, so-"
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"Have some beef, have some beer."
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"And if you feel the calling, you know,"
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"go ahead and pop that ring in the donation bucket."
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"Although I know you won't. [Laughs]"
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"Let me see the- the neck."
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"Mom, turn your head that way."
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"But I feel like it's lying."
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"But we need for it to devour your outside so it plays better for our audience."
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"Yeah. Look, Mom. It's just basic Hollywood stuff, all right? Don't fight it."
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"Why can't you get Frank to give me the money?"
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"[lnhales ] Mmm. Frank's not really a big charity kind of guy."
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"Let's talk about the speech, okay?"
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"Can you go over the speech that we gave you?"
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"I don't like this speech. This speech is too graphic."
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"This bitch is driving me crazy. I'm sorry."
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"Look, that's the kind of stuff that's going to grab people."
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"You can't smoke in here."
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"but it's not gonna be good for her lungs."
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"Whatever. I'm gonna go have some beef."
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"Pass the beef, but don't smoke in front of the woman."
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"♪♪ [ Bass Riff]"
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"♪♪ [ Holds High Note]"
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"We are Dr. Jinx, and we'll be back in a minute."
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"Hey. Everybody give it up one more time for Dr. Jinx, huh?"
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, we all know why we're here."
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"But I'd like to take a moment, if you'll indulge me."
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"I want to talk about faith."
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"Right on."
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"It's not about whether something is true..."
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"Oh, folks, who the hell am I to say that there is no God? Who am I?"
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"Who am I to say that he can't cure diseases with his sorcery?"
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"I don't know."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, if we believe,"
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"if we just believe,"
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"then we can do anything!"
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"Oh, it doesn't matter!"
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"- [ Mac] Yeah! - We feel magnificent, yeah!"
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"Mmm. Thank you so much. Thank you."
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"Dennis, that was amazing, dude."
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"No."
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"I don't think I can do this. You can do it."
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"You'll be great. My-My mom has a speech."
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"to our beef and beer and Jesus."
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"As you know,"
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"I'm as sick as a three-legged dog on the streets of India."
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"Any minute, my lungs are going to sizzle, pop and disintegrate”-"
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"Just get the money part done."
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"“Give me money. Money me."
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"Money now."
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"That was Charlie's line. Yeah."
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"- Eh. - Charlie, I can't do this."
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"Doing great. We're doing great."
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"I have a confession to make to all of you."
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"I don't have cancer!"
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"[All Gasp ] [ Mac ] What?"
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"- [ Mrs. Mac] Oh, God. - [All Murmuring ]"
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"We're the ones that broke the Virgin Mary statue."
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"We were trying to raise money to get it fixed."
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