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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show (S02E02)

"Oh, shit."
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"My body ain't made to handle a stun gun."
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"Ain't got but two or three shows on TV to identify with."
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"You call this a magazine?"
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""Field & Scream." National Review."
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""We hate black people.""
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"Look at BET."
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"How about a Baldwin Hills reality show?""
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"Are there other ways to make money?"
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"The only people who suffer, Ruckus..."
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"are black children."
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"I think we both can live with that."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"Aha! It's you! You did this to me."
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"He...messed up your test."
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"Well, I'll be."
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"How dare you mistakenly inform a man of his blackness."
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"See, Ruckus. You were worried about nothing."
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"[BOTH CACKLING]"
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"Morehouse. They ought to call it Lesshouse."
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"Oh, it sure feel good to be white again."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"We're trying to cross the street."
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"[TRUCK HORN HONKS]"
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"Whoa--! Whoa--! Whoa!"
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"So it's time for our Monday staff meeting."
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"I'm the new super-duper smart, Harvard-educated president"
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"Do you know why I was given this job?"
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"You're super-duper smart."
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"Yes. But why?"
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"Because you went to Harvard."
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"Yes. But why would they want a super-duper smart guy"
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"MAN: I know."
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"[TYPING]"
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"[COMPUTER BEEPS]"
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"Because it's time to take BET in a new direction."
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"And you guys said:"
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"And I said, "Great. Fire them." Why?"
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"Because what you call success,"
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"Weggie Rudlin calls failure. And vice versa."
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"See, when people ask me, have I made BET a success,"
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"I say no."
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"[SNORING]"
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"It's time to redefine success."
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"That's a business theory taught at Harvard"
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"called "negative elevation." Now, I may be going a too fast,"
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"Are there any questions?"
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"Is it true that you put a ban"
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"Our research says we need to be focusing"
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"Especially those in the South."
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"Of course. You didn't go to Harvard."
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"Okay, see now. You're a hater."
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"You're fired, so get on out of here."
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"This is basically volunteer work for me."
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"to please look under their chairs."
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"that I wrote. Please read it carefully."
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"This is the super-cool stuff"
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"we'll be doing at BET from now on."
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"Chicken. Are you kidding me?"
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"And the orange is your new health care plan."
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"Okay, let's talk about some new shows."
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"As you know, we're starting BET Animation."
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"We'll get Tone Loc to do the voice. Okay, hm..."
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"How about an animated version of Hamburglar?"
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"He does a drive-by on Burger King."
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"I'm seeing a Flintstones thing happening here."
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"Dino could be a rottweiler, maybe a pit bull."
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"Instead of Bedrock, we're in Africa."
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"Got it, Weggie."
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"All right. Next stop: reality."
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"I'm digging it, I'm feeling it."
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"I hear that tone."
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"Did you go to Harvard?"
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"You think you understand white humor more than me?"
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"Get out someone crossing-- Wherever that guy's from."
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"♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪"
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"♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪"
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"♪ The story that just begun ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"[BUZZES]"
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"[SNICKERS]"
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"But Lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves."
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"Many people mistake me for being Negro"
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"that's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got."
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"Every morning, I apply the topical ointment"
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"to certain special white people who are important in my life."
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"Great white man."
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"And this one here is for George Bush the first."
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"to the most soulful soul singer to ever live."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"Yeah, I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week."
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"when most niggas say they can't find one."
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"Uh, niggas."
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"These kids-- Oh, excuse me, excuse me--"
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"Y'all should just go be rappers."
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"Get into a beef and then shoot each other."
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"After desegregation."
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"Why bother?"
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"Oh, they go there. They party."
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"and end up just as ignorant as when they came in."
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"You ever seen these nigga fraternities and sororities?"
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"You think Aristotle turned to Achilles and said:"
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""Hey, let's create a fraternity"
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"and doing business deals in the fraternities."
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"I've been cleaning bathrooms for a long time."
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"as black African shit."
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"White man eats his meat raw."
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"See, that's healthier. He calls it tartare."
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"Well, how you doing this fine day?"
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"Jesus!"
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"With a twist of lime."
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"You waiting on your daddy?"
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"Yes."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Guess she talking about her daddy, Tom."
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"[TIRES SQUEAL]"
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"[SNICKERS]"
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"Lord have mercy. Tom, is you wearing a skirt?"
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"Now, you stop that right now."
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