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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show (S02E02)

"Mel Gibson isn't Scottish."
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"But, Ruckus, I am part Scottish."
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"where they trace your DNA"
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"that gave you this test?"
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"Mm, not that it matters,"
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"Well, well, well. Who knows?"
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"I mean, why should Alex Haley"
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"I'm-- I'm sorry. Alex what?"
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"What is that, some kind of gardening show?"
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"about what you talking about."
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"is that I have a case of the revitiligo."
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"No, see, I'm not that kind of doctor."
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"My favorite movies are Gone with the Wind"
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"for a way to destroy the minds of black children"
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"at an even younger age?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Well, you'll be happy to know that I started BET Animation"
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"to do just that."
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"called Super Cyborg Mandingo Man. Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, he's so awesome."
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"Hm. Well, it certainly is incompetent."
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"But we're missing something. What are we missing, people?"
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"A budget?"
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"Uh, yes, but no."
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"BET."
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"And what does that stand for?"
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"Black Entertainment--"
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"Black Evil Television."
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"It's not enough that the shows are bad."
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"Big Nigga and Crazy Bitch."
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"No. Mistress Lee'vil, please."
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"you know what's gonna happen."
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"And by "happen," I mean you'll be killed,"
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"or at least very seriously injured."
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"So-- So, you know, just make sure it's evil."
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"It says, I'm 102 percent African."
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"Why, Lord?"
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"Why, Lord, why?"
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"for a fraternity of niggas:"
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"a fraternity of bananas up a tree."
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"Hey, I got a black fraternity for you:"
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"You know--"
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"Jail-Phi-Jail."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"Mr. Rudlin,"
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"He hasn't gotten out of bed in three days."
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"He got some bad test results or something."
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"[WEGGIE SQUAWKING OVER PHONE]"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack."
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"What am I supposed to do now?"
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"So now you can read. Now what?"
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"What you gonna do now?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"[LAUGHING] Oh, uh-huh."
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"You know why? 'Cause we niggas. Both of us."
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"as a black man, huh?"
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"Just sitting around,"
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"Maybe I should go out and put rims..."
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"from one of these conditions and diseases that niggas get."
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"You name it: diabetes, gout,"
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"Oh, Ruckus, stop. This is all in your damn head."
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"Ain't nothing wrong with being black."
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"Well, this is what niggas do, right?"
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"and berate women in rap lyrics."
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"Is this the kind of shit"
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"you niggas put on your feet nowadays?"
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"I'm not leaving here till I get me a shoe"
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"named after a white man."
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"John Stockton. "Pistol" Pete Maravich. Anybody."
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"MAN 1: I ain't saying I like the Democrats. I don't."
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"BARBER: Nigga, just look at Iraq."
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"MAN 2: Mm-hm. They black."
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"Now, that's enough."
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"I can't sit here and let y'all badmouth my president."
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"when he said Iraq was central to the global war on terror?"
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"Or did y'all miss it because he wasn't speaking in baboon?"
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"[GIBBERS]"
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"Instead of sitting around here chopping the Brillo"
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"y'all should've take your black asses to Iraq"
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"and help fight for our freedom."
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"A little more off the sides, please."
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"No. Please. No!"
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"when we try to use the goddamn torture machine?!"
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"so we can use the torture machine?"
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"MAN: I think someone forgot to pay the bill, Weggie."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"♪ Looking back over My false dreams ♪"
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"[CRYING]"
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"♪ Somebody tell me What can I do? ♪"
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"Oh, so from now on, we're supposed to stop him"
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"Yes. And I shouldn't have to tell you that."
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"Great. That's great. That's just great."
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"[COUGHING]"
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"There's nothing to look forward to."
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"Just a life of rap music and 40 ounces."
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"What I'm supposed to do now, huh?"
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"shooting dice, cops chasing me all the time."
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"Ruckus, you make a very compelling argument."
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"But I know that you're gonna get through this."
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"Ha. Is this what I'm supposed"
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"to be reading now, huh, this?"
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"Vibe? The Source? Jet?"
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"Look at this. This is a pamphlet."
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"Soldier of Fortune."
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"Those are magazines."
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"This is a brochure."
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"Ebony. They should call this National Geographic,"
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"except the photos are better."
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"Essence. Essence of what? Essence of ugliness."
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"Ruckus, we have a saying at BET:"
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"And I know you share that same sentiment."
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"But I've learned how I can use my blackness"
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"You think we sit down and say:"
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"Sammy Davis Jr., he's entertaining."
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"these young niggas have to say?"
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"This is easy."
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"But I don't know. I--"
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"I just don't think I can stand life as a darky."
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"Here are your actual results."
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