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Clips from The Simpsons - Diatribe of a Mad Housewife (S15E15)

""The Harpooned Heart Two. Thunder Down Under. Chapter 1.""
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"You told me you liked it!"
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"I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."
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"Dad's gonna catch Flanders, just like the end of Mom's book!"
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"The end of your book was the wakeup call I needed"
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"You work at the Nuclear Plant."
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"(SIREN WAILING)"
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"Hey, Marge."
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"You look like you could use a nice, big stud detector."
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"I'm proud of you, Mom."
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"What if they make it into a movie?"
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"Can you believe Marge..."
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"And I swore never to read again"
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"Oh, Homie."
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"Well, I guess it wouldn't kill me to let you in."
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"(HOMER MUTTERING ANGRILY)"
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"(SNORING)"
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"Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author."
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"If you ask me, this book sounds like Marge and Homer."
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""breeches to bustle, crinoline to burlap,""
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"Excuse me."
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"Yeah. And for some reason he turned on the radio to cover up the smell."
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"Spell-check! Perfect."
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"Then I'll do it!"
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"A seagull?"
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"I'm finished! And it's so suggestive."
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"Here's Marge"
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"Good, good."
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""Marge Simpson's book is a clear"
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"Homer doesn't know."
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"so that it spells, "Happy birthday, Moe.""
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"Well, they should, yes."
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"Buyers never tell you what they're willing to spend."
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"after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me"
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"I bet a lot of hippies were denied care in this thing."
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"injured hippies."
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"(BLARING)"
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"The brakes are shot, the engine's rusted."
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"Virginia's miracle crop, tobacco."
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"Oh, good. You can use that to take down my dinner order."
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"(PANTING)"
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"I think it's time we went home"
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"Oh, and another thing..."
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"It doesn't count! Hello? Hello?"
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"(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Mmm! Mmm!"
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"I'm gonna taunt the PhD's."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Do what?"
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"Well, I've finished the thank you's."
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"Why don't you admit I know it's around here somewhere?"
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"Bartaby, Leezakiah, we must be grateful for what we have."
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"(HOMER CHUCKLING)"
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"Dr. Marvin Monroe? I haven't seen you in years!"
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"Well, then maybe I will!"
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"I love this book, Marge. Very psychological."
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"I knew it! (SOBBING)"
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"(DOOR SLAMMING)"
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"Oh, yeah. How does that go again?"
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"I had about the girl on the raisin box."
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"Flanders, I'm gonna do something"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"OTTO: Whoa!"
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"like a dog stares at a ham."
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"You didn't read it at all! You lied to me!"
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"Get with the program, Marge. Your husband is now an ambulance driver."
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"Family, the good Lord has blessed my voyage."
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"Need more lap."
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"(GULPING)"
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"Oh, I just finished my first paragraph."
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