Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Lard of the Dance (S10E10)

"What's the problem?"
The Simpsons
"Wow! Look at that load of grease."
The Simpsons
"Boy, if we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our operation."
The Simpsons
"Oh, you'll miss plenty. I have a feeling this business..."
The Simpsons
"is going to consume our whole lives."
The Simpsons
"She's a little weird. But let's give her a chance."
The Simpsons
"Guys, this is Alex."
The Simpsons
"Ooh, twins."
The Simpsons
"Which one is the evil one?"
The Simpsons
"- Okay, I'll go get our lunches. - So, Alex-"
The Simpsons
"Just a sec. Hello?"
The Simpsons
"Like I'd be seen with a Discover card."
The Simpsons
"That's it. Don't be shy."
The Simpsons
"Now maybe a littlejoke to break the ice."
The Simpsons
"Or a big joke."
The Simpsons
"Where are they going? Hey, wait up.!"
The Simpsons
"Catch my drift?"
The Simpsons
"And the other one."
The Simpsons
"So there I am being nice to Alex..."
The Simpsons
"I'm sure they didn't ditch you, honey."
The Simpsons
"Maybe they went off to plan a surprise party for you."
The Simpsons
"Oh, yeah. Good one, Mom."
The Simpsons
"They only like her 'cause she acts so grown-up..."
The Simpsons
"Oh, and get this, Mom."
The Simpsons
"But, apparently, this new girl is."
The Simpsons
"- But, Dad- - Uh-uh. Think. Is that what Alex would say?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, don't give it a second thought. I didn't."
The Simpsons
"Anyway, I got you a little present."
The Simpsons
"Oh, earrings! Wow! Thank you so much, Alex."
The Simpsons
"Oh. But these are for pierced ears."
The Simpsons
"Yeah. All you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels."
The Simpsons
"Uh, but I don't think I'm ready for pierced ears."
The Simpsons
"Just kidding, Lise."
The Simpsons
"Yeah, it's great! We have pony rides, sing-alongs..."
The Simpsons
"apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything."
The Simpsons
"- Didn't your old school have apple picks? - No, we weren't big on fruit."
The Simpsons
"We were more into, like, dances. You know, things that are fun."
The Simpsons
"A dance? Great idea, Alex."
The Simpsons
"Yeah! Principal Skinner, can we have a dance instead?"
The Simpsons
"Well, we've never had a dance before."
The Simpsons
"I don't know. The ponies might be startled by the loud music."
The Simpsons
"- Well, there wouldn't be ponies. - Oh."
The Simpsons
"Then at the risk of being unpopular, I think I'm gonna have to say-"
The Simpsons
"Yes, you did. Yesterday, right by my locker."
The Simpsons
"- Oh, yeah. Yes. Um, carry on. - Oh!"
The Simpsons
"I was thinking more of the deep fryer."
The Simpsons
"All right. We'll try it your way."
The Simpsons
"Can I help you, sir?"
The Simpsons
"My God, you're greasy!"
The Simpsons
"Mr. Maruko, help!"
The Simpsons
"Mom's gonna kill you."
The Simpsons
"If she didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job hiding her keys."
The Simpsons
"Hey! What the-"
The Simpsons
"Hey, that's my shovel!"
The Simpsons
"Okay, girls, we're gonna need balloons, crepe paper, party hats."
The Simpsons
"Whoa! You've got a DingoJunction here?"
The Simpsons
"Well, you want to look nice for your date."
The Simpsons
"- Date? - Hello! For the dance?"
The Simpsons
"- You guys have dates? - Hello!"
The Simpsons
"- D.M.Y. - What's D.M.Y.?"
The Simpsons
"Don't worry, Lisa. There's still plenty of time."
The Simpsons
"- You'll get a date. - I don't want a date!"
The Simpsons
"And I don't wanna wear perfume and cocktail dresses!"
The Simpsons
"and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?"
The Simpsons
"Hello!"
The Simpsons
"Hello?"
The Simpsons
"Oh! I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business."
The Simpsons
"I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done..."
The Simpsons
"including my muscle-for-hire business."
The Simpsons
"My poor Homie. Couldn't you try some other far-out moneymaking scheme?"
The Simpsons
"I'd only fail just like I fail at everything."
The Simpsons
"What if instead of giving up on grease, we go for one last big score?"
The Simpsons
"Wait a minute. The boy's right. I can't quit now!"
The Simpsons
"Aw! You always know just what to say to cheer me up."
The Simpsons
"Emu farm?"
The Simpsons
"You're priceless, Marge."
The Simpsons
"The thing about huckleberries is..."
The Simpsons
"once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned."
The Simpsons
"- Oh! - Good secret."
The Simpsons
"Hey, guys."
The Simpsons
"- Hi, Lisa. - Are you all right?"
The Simpsons
"No doubt. Can't a girl fabulize herself before the big dance?"
The Simpsons
"Your earlobe's bleeding."
The Simpsons
"Oh. So, I guess major muffins like yourselves all have dates, huh?"
The Simpsons
"- You'd better believe it. - Really? All of you?"
The Simpsons
"Uh, we all have dates, Lisa."
The Simpsons
"- Everyone does. - Even me."
The Simpsons
"Unbelievable! Whoa-"
The Simpsons
"- Another wedgie? - Uh-huh."
The Simpsons
"Milhouse! Oh!"
The Simpsons
"I've been looking all over for you. Listen."
The Simpsons
"You've always had a crush on me, right? Well, this is your lucky day..."
The Simpsons
"- Pretty great, huh? See ya. - Oh!"
The Simpsons
"But I can't. I already asked somebody."
The Simpsons
"- So un-ask her! - But that would-"
The Simpsons
"You're taking me! You got that?"
The Simpsons
"And it's gonna be a magical evening!"
The Simpsons
"What am I doing? This isn't me."
The Simpsons
"I'm sorry, Milhouse."
The Simpsons
"I'm free next weekend!"
The Simpsons
"All right, Son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission."
The Simpsons
"Dear Lord, I know you're busy..."
The Simpsons
"I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity."
The Simpsons
"All right, screw it. Let's roll!"
The Simpsons
"Mmm, I knew I should've attached those somehow."
The Simpsons
"Lucky parameciums."
The Simpsons
"It's a little thick, but the price is right."
The Simpsons
"Thanks, Mom. But I told you, I'm not going."
The Simpsons
"Oh, so you don't have a date."
The Simpsons
"The other girls are already into fashion and makeup and dating."
The Simpsons
"Oh, honey. A baby couldn't have organized a big school dance..."
The Simpsons
"Or one of those super-babies from Brazil."
The Simpsons
"Forget it, Mom. I'm not going."
The Simpsons
"why, you could be the belle of the ball."
The Simpsons
"Mom, you can't possibly believe that."
The Simpsons
"Or you can stay here and we'll have our own dance."
The Simpsons
"- ## - I'll go."
The Simpsons
"Don't worry. This is the score we've been dreaming about."
The Simpsons
"The grease traps in this kitchen have never been emptied."
The Simpsons
"Whoa!"
The Simpsons
Show more clips