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Clips from The Simpsons - Lard of the Dance (S10E10)

"- What is it? - Uh, nothing."
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"You came here all by yourself at the risk of being labeled a dateless wonder."
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"It slipped."
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"- Where's the hose? - Bringing up the rear."
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"- Oh! - Are you as excited as I am?"
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"Oh, yeah! Well, here goes."
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"So, is this your school?"
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"from, uh, uh, Scotland!"
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"Saints be praised! I'm from Scotland. Where do you hail from?"
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"Uh, North Kilt Town."
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"No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown. Do you know Angus McCloud?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown!"
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"Why, you're not from Scotland at all!"
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"Ah, don't be daft. I was born in- Hey, what the-"
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"My retirement grease.! No.!"
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"Not so fast, boyo."
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"Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let you go."
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"But the lads have a temper, and they've been drinkin' all day!"
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"Lisa, I have to run home. I need you to keep an eye on the dance."
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"Oh, I don't wanna go in there with all the happy dancing couples."
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"Normally, I wouldn't ask. But it's an emergency."
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"Mother has a june bug cornered in the basement, and she needs me to finish it off."
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"- Come on! Chop-chop! - All right! All right! D.M.Y."
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"- ## - Huh?"
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"Oh, Lisa, it's terrible. Okay. This dance has gone Titanic."
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"- They're acting like a bunch of- - Kids?"
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"It's because they are kids, and so are we."
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"where we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open..."
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"We'll never have that freedom again."
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"Hmm. Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want."
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"But I have a credit card, so- on you."
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"Uh, guys? Guys? The hose!"
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"Hmm? Huh? Look, it's snowing!"
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"Ah! The snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
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"Here comes a grease ball!"
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"Hey, Luigi bring you kids free pizza."
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"You're playing in grease? Yarg!"
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"- Oh, act your age. - Oh!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"I'm so sorry, but I sold it all to the rendering plant."
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"- People buy grease? - Oh, yes."
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"And now for the profit-taking."
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"achieving financial independence."
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"Four pounds of grease."
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"And I get my money from grease."
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"Alex, over here! Okay if the new girl sits with us?"
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"- Oh! - Okay, I guess."
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"I've got an extra seat, and you've got an extra lunch."
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"and she takes all of my friends and ditches me."
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"- Yeah. Aren't they great? - Alex did ours."
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"Well, maybe you can put them on your doll."
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"Lisa, you'd be doing all the work. What do you think?"
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"School dance? I didn't approve any school dance."
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"Hey.! Hey.! You're taking our grease.!"
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"It's our grease now."
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"We run the grease racket in this town."
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"We also run the shovel racket."
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"- I am not wearing this. - Oh, come on, Lisa. It's totally you."
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"- Stop saying ''hello''! - Okay, calm down, Lisa."
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"- ''Don't mess yourself.'' - Ew!"
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"Ah, what's the point?"
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"Now, if the berries are too tart..."
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"'cause you're gonna take me to the dance."
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"Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance."
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"You don't understand. I don't belong there."
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"##"
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"##"
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"are trying to settle this like adults."
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"Oh.Jacks. Jacks are big."
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"Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold!"
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"Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch..."
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"You don't have to worry about finding dates or dancing."
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"- Good old Krusty Burger. - Oh, I'll say. Look at that redheaded kid."
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"##"
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"Can't you just write on your arm like I do?"
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"They use it to make products such as soap, cosmetics, baby food."
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"So my advice would be to start copying her in every way."
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"but the girls couldn't wait to show me that tree."
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"Yeah. That's why we changed it to D.M.Y."
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"Well, yeah. But without the grease..."
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"Once you get to foursies, you're in the zone."
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"I was hoping I could count on you again..."
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"to spearhead our annual school-wide apple pick."
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"Just, you know, add some accessories, lip gloss, maybe drop five pounds."
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"Yeah, but your mom paid for that."
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"Lisa, I can't imagine anyone being more likable than you."
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"working on your mother's emu farm."
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"Eek! I mean, ach! I mean, what are you doing here?"
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"Ow.! There was bacon in that."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"And staplers. Computers and staplers."
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"I think there's a ''T'' in there somewhere. Ah, look it up."
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"- Uh, you want this? - No."
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"You have a pen glued to your cowlick."
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"Okay, this bacon's done."
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"Attention, please."
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"I need a volunteer for a thankless chore."
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"It's Pretension by Calvin Klein. Wanna try some?"
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"The new Malibu Stacy has an achievable chest."
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"Oh, there you are. Listen, I'm sorry I ran out on you yesterday..."
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"- You forgot apple bobbing. - No, I didn't."
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"Let's bow our heads in prayer."
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"Ow!"
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"##"
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"It's gonna be a long night."
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"All right, fine. I'll strangle ya for a while!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Stop pummeling me! It's really painful!"
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"Shh!"
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