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Clips from The Simpsons - Lard of the Dance (S10E10)

"Loose-leaf, graph, unlined-"
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"College-ruled."
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"All you're getting is rubber bands and paper clips?"
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"We have so much in common."
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"and the latest issue of Success magazine."
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"So the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in putrid grease."
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"Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now..."
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"Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy."
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"the lunchroom, the tree."
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"Take it outside."
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"You'll want a locker in this hallway."
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"They went out for a while, but then they came roaring back."
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"Oh, don't worry. You'll pick it up fast."
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"That comes to... 63 cents."
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"But doesn't she get her money from you?"
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"Um, I don't know how much more school I can miss."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- You have a cell phone? - And a purse!"
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"Careful now. Nobody likes a show-off."
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"- They left without me. - Oh, Lisa?"
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"Milhouse, lower those eyebrows."
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"with her perfume and her cell phone and-"
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"She drinks iced tea."
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"- I'm sure you'll be ready someday. - Oh, Lisa."
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"- Absolutely! - Apple pick?"
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"When you want grease, go to the source."
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"There must be $20 worth of grease on his forehead alone."
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"Aren't we a little young for makeup and- What do you mean, five pounds?"
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"You could raise some emus."
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"Emus? Really?"
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"Oh, that's pretty crazy. Nah."
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"Hey, Dad, I've been thinking."
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"Uh- Uh- So anyway, I kicked the guy's ass."
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"I just dust 'em with confectioner's sugar."
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"- Hang on. I'll get my forceps. - Hurry!"
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"There's plenty of Milhouse to go around!"
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"seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that."
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"But if you help us steal this grease tonight..."
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"Dad, he's not stupid."
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"Oh!"
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"You can still go and have a wonderful time."
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"They make me feel like a little baby."
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"unless it was especially skilled."
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"But they're counting on you to take tickets."
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"And if you sit there with a brave little smile and a festive bow..."
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"I have to, honey."
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"This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up..."
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"Okay, turn on the suction."
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"It's not working."
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"- Enjoy the dance. - ##"
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"Wow, Lisa. I really admire your guts."
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"And now we wait."
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"Well, it used to be."
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"Uh, we're new foreign exchange students..."
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"Ya thievin' grease bandits! I'll kill ya! Wait up!"
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"I know what that means, young lady!"
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"- What happened? - Well, the boys and girls are, like, afraid of each other."
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"I know! What is up with that?"
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"Come on, Alex. We've only got nine, maybe 1 0 years tops..."
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"and go days without bathing."
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"Bart, please. The groundskeeper and I..."
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"It's like a hamburger milk shake!"
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"Why you have to make the fun? Huh?"
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"That's my grease! It's mine! Give it here!"
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"You are so dead."
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"D'oh!"
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"Look, Dad! They've got every kind of paper."
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"##"
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"- Don't you need a notebook or something? - Nah."
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"These days, everything's done on computers."
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"''Krusty's Speak and Say''?"
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"''S'' is for shiksa. S-H-I- Mmm-"
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"Lisa! Stay cool, Milly."
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"Oh. Hi, Lisa. Did you have a nice summer?"
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"Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow?"
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"- I like school. - Me too!"
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"If you don't like it, it's gone!"
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"Yo, Apu, give me the usual."
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"Yes, sir. One Kwik-E dog, one bubble gum cigar..."
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"Hey, this hot dog tastes different."
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"Yes. I just cleaned out the machine, sir."
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"all you can taste is the hog anus."
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"Used grease is worth money?"
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"I'm rich, Apu! Rich and-"
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"Money in the bank."
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"Uh, Dad, I don't think the dog can handle any more bacon."
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"- - Looks like he's about ready for another squeezin;"
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"Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight."
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"- With cans of grease? - No!"
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"Through savings and wise investments. Of course with grease!"
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"Come on, Bart. The bus is here."
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"- Where do you think you're going? - It's the first day of school."
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"Not for you it isn't. You're in the grease business now."
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"And that's why it was the best summer ever."
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"Thank you, Ralph. Now take your seat."
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"Hey, blindy, have a nice trip.!"
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"Ha-ha.!"
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"Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson's? Thank you, Lisa."
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"We have a new student, Lisa, and I want you to show her the works-"
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"But when you get to the trophy case, give her some cock-and-bull story."
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"They're out for cleaning or whatever."
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"Don't worry. I'll help her out. I remember how hard it was..."
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"to be an outsider, always trying to fit in, never quite feeling like-"
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"Lisa, I'd like you to meet Alex Whitney."
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"Your name's Lisa? Shut up! I love that name."
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"Did she just tell me to shut up?"
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"It's library-adjacent."
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"- Is that perfume? - Oh! Don't be such a Phoebe."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Okay. So what's the haps in Springfield?"
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"What do you guys, like, do for fun?"
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"Well, you'll definitely wanna get yourself a good doll."
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"Dolls? Really? Okay, what else you got?"
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"Oh, you mean that game with the little rubber ball?"
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"Uh-huh. Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies?"
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"Uh, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire."
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"Ah! I see the trophies are still out for cleaning, eh, Lisa?"
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"Okay, boy, this is where all the hard work..."
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"sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - Dad, all that bacon cost $27."
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