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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Gayle Tales (S05E05)

"♪ So squeeze on in and don't breathe in ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I won't go solo on you ♪"
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"♪ Well, I'd like to eat spaghetti ♪"
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"♪ So if you move to China ♪"
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"♪ I'll be right behind ya ♪"
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"I should win! Oh, my face!"
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"So Lou Belchera signed them and took them to Hollywood,"
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"I come to the second "O" in the Hollywood sign"
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"when I'm feeling sad, but, oh, boy, am I glad I met you."
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"because she was a mean person who liked grounding people"
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"- The end. - Oh, I just loved it, Gene!"
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"Well, I hated it. Boo. You win, Gene!"
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"♪ I won't go solo on you ♪"
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"Come on! Let's go!"
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"And more importantly, my story."
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"Oh, right, right."
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"especially Gayle. She was what you'd call a ten."
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"Also there was Eugenia and Louisa, but they were"
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"she was also extremely shy."
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"And the sisters were poor. Very, very poor."
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"My petticoats are unspeakable!"
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"sewing the butts back on to soldiers' pants"
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"when they were shot off in battle. Mmm..."
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"Tina longed to marry Lord Jimmy Jr.,"
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"to the law of the land, she couldn't do so"
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"So many fallen butts."
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"At least we have the Rich Man's Ball to look forward to."
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"Pass."
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"Oh, dear sister. I cannot go to the ball."
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"I'm far too shy."
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"I am afraid I'm far too shy."
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"We're all going to die alone because of me."
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"for Gayle. It was mere days before the Rich Man's Ball,"
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"but unfortunately she could only think of one."
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"You've never seen a cup before? Nope."
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"I drink by sticking my head in the river. Oh."
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"And what's this? What's what?"
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"Uh, this thing all around us."
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"A house? How are you saying that?"
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"House? No, house. House. How-use. How-use. How-use."
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"House. House. House. Oh, God. How-use. How-use. House. So quick. House."
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"And what about... what about... what about... what about... what about..."
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"and my family will receive the letters"
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"Of course, sir..."
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"Sir Bob. Belcher."
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"Oh, my God, that's Bob."
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"Why, you're the lord throwing"
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"the Rich Man's Ball, are you not?"
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"And who is this? Ah!"
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"Your ankles are... great. Ah!"
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"Her name is Gayle, and she's not married."
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"And if you like her ankles, you should see her shins."
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"Her shins go on for inches."
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"You better not be marrying my Bob off to Gayle, little missy."
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"Ugh, just let me finish, okay?"
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"Well, Gayle, I hope I shall see you at mine ball."
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"Oh! Ah! Ah."
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"Everyone from town was there."
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"Even Lord Ken the albino! Ken!"
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"Yeah. Have fun with that."
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"Gonna leave this place with a month's worth of food."
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"What is that lovely sash about your waist?"
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"I call it a fanny pack."
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"Hi, Lady Tina. Hi."
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"They are very popular in the city."
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"Oh!"
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"Sir Bob and Gayle danced together all evening."
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"Where's my sexy fiancé?!"
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"Bob!"
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"I can't believe you'd have a ball without me,"
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"your loud, rude, American wife-to-be"
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"that you're marrying for money!"
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"Come here! Give me a kiss!"
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"Whoa. Uh-uh."
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"Aah."
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"Gayle was so heartbroken over Sir Bob"
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"that she fell deathly ill with pooping cough."
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"Her sisters tried everything to bring her back to health."
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"Leeches. Yum!"
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"Beaches."
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"to come give her last rites."
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"Well, hello! I'm feeling much better all of a sudden."
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"Oh, good. Well, let me whisper a prayer into your mouth."
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"Oh!"
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"and they all lived happily ever after. Mmm."
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"and then they had a baby with a tail"
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"because they were cousins. The end."
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"That was so good!"
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"Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
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"I call it "Gayle of Thrones.""
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"You're gonna want to save your gasps."
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"Behold the tale of Queen Gayle of Catsteros."
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"She was the most powerful woman"
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"in all of the nine Cat-life kingdoms,"
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"and mistress of the world's only cat dragons."
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"Lindaryen of Litter Boxia,"
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"to present you with a gift in her absence."
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"A gift? I'm surprised."
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"She's always been jealous of me because I have cat dragons,"
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"My Queen, I am a warlock."
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"If I disappear, just check your rear. Blee."
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"But don't worry."
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"I always turn up. Blee."
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"Just never where you left me!"
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"Oh, impressive."
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"I love your cat dragons!"
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"I'll take them in my wagon. Blee."
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"Wha? I'm checking my rear!"
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"He's not there! And he took my cat dragons!"
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"- Just kidding. - No!"
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"They are my children."
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"They've suckled at my teats!"
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"to assist Your Grace. Meow."
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"My Lady Gayle."
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"I cannot risk your life."
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"But I can. Plus, I really dislike Lindaryen."
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"She's a tyrant who punishes children unjustly"
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"I swear my service and my steel to you."
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"Let us be off."
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"My cat dragons are probably very confused"
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