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Clips from NewsRadio - Big Brother (S04E04)

"Oh, I'm sorry. [ Chuckles ]"
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"and I just wanna make sure everything looks perfect."
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"She means, "That's wonderful." Good for you."
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"Yeah, it is great. Yeah. Danny's a real sweetheart."
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"- Hey, Matthew. - Danny!"
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"Oh, awesome."
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"Another teddy bear. Wow."
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"Here you go, Dave."
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"I got everyone to chip in on a little welcome-back present."
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"Oh, well, thank you, Bill. That's very nice."
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"When did you quit?"
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"Well, congratulations, boss. Here's your first Matthew story to edit."
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"I can't believe it, either, but you heard what I heard."
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"So, she meets a guy in some sleaze pit."
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"It happens all the time."
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"That's a picture of my mother."
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"Roll off your fingertips-- Oh!"
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"and then when they got down there they were accidentally assigned to each other."
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"Okay. I mean that."
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"I will be right here. I'm not gonna disappear on you."
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"You can count on that. Thanks."
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"Let's analyze it, shall we?"
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"If something is, then logic dictates it cannot be nothing."
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"- Like I said, it's nothing. - And these came from Pandora's desk?"
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"- Can't live without 'em. - I don't know about that part."
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"Especially when they're sneakin' around behind your back."
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"Well, you're overreacting. What movie was it?"
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"- Amistad. - Oh! Total make-out flick!"
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"- What? - Oh! Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"[ Moans ]"
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"Okay, you're supposed to be the Big Brother, right? [ Sighs ]"
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"No, no, no. See, 'cause Danny is not a little kid, so--"
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"Hey, gang. Oh, hi, Bill."
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"[ Panting ]"
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"- Okay. - Lisa-- Lisa's dating Beth!"
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"But you should have heard the two of them going on about..."
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"their wonderful evening together at Amistad!"
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"- Dave, is it true? - No, it's not."
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"but since you're my friend, I don't think it's awesome at all."
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"from two movie ticket stubs I found in Lisa's desk."
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"- Exactly. - But it does beg the question: Who is Lisa dating?"
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"Huh?"
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"No, no. "Yoga," not "yogurt.""
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"having a Little Brother's really important to Danny."
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"Plus, there's a lot of things I could learn from him. Really? Like what?"
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"Matthew, you're 30 years old. You're not gonna join a gang."
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"Well, you know, when I first hooked up with Matthew, I thought, "Hang on."
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"and we spent more time together, I realized he needs just as much guidance and love and..."
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"That's true, which is sad. But still--"
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"I can't find where I hid the marshmallows."
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"So, what have you been doing lately? Or should I say, who have you been doing lately?"
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"Bill, just let this die."
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"Sir, there is nothing to get me through, all right?"
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"Perchance to meet someone?"
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"Yes, I-I know what that means."
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"- That means sex. - Yes! Yes, I know, Joe."
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"I know exactly what it means. Thank you."
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"I, uh-- I did take you ice skating."
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"It's not about money. It's about devotion, and it's about what's best for Matthew!"
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"Can't you see you're tearing me apart?"
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"No, we're trying to figure out who's invading her "privacy," if you know what I'm sayin'."
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"[ Rings ] Hi. This is Jimmy James."
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"Mr. James is not dating Lisa. That's absurd."
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"Why do you do that? Security."
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"No, it's my whole damn family actually."
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"This is the fourth time this week we've been here. He's gonna get sick of it."
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"I'm gonna jump up on that rock!"
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"but the funny part about penguins is they're just like--"
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"What? What? [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Nothing. Damn!"
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"Well, I'm afraid that's none of your business."
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"that you did see the motion picture Amistad with somebody or something."
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"Lisa, we all like to go out from time to time, see a flick, have some dinner,"
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"Atticus Finch, Scout and Boo Radley over there."
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"If you must know, no."
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"Then why were you wearing the same clothes that morning as you were the night before?"
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"- I thought you guys were broken up. - We are."
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"It was just a one-time thing for sex."
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"Wouldn't you be? Maybe you should try reading the Bible sometime."
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"Tomorrow, me and you could do something in the afternoon together."
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"you know, to beat the rush and all. Okay. Don't tap on the glass."
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"So then Mike refers to John Quincy Adams as the second president of the United States."
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"Uh-huh. Which he wasn't. He was the sixth."
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"and I came over to your place. I guess I just wish I had known..."
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"No, we didn't, actually. What happened was, I opened the door."
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"I said, "Jefferson," and you said, "Close enough," and then we were on the bed."
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"Well, near the bed. Yeah, well, my-my point is still the same."
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"I have some stuff to finish up. Yeah, all right."
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"Good night. Okay. Oh, Lisa."
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"Oh, good. Have a good time."
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"- I will, I will. Thanks. - What time you think you'll be home?"
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"No, please, please. What are you doing that for?"
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"See, I've got somebody really special coming here today,"
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"Who is it? Is it a girl? No. The exact opposite, in fact."
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"- They let you do that? - What?"
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"Wow, this place is even cooler than you told me."
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"And I'm not the only one who thinks so."
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"In honor of your return as news director,"
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"It's a-- a carton of cigarettes."
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"which means that much more smoking pleasure."
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"I-- I don't smoke."
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"Oh. Well, then I-- I guess I'll just hang on to these."
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"Ah, well, it's not another story about a courageous cat, is it?"
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"- Positive, I assume. - Effusive!"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"When-- When-- When did you start wearing a leotard?"
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"- Oh, I started taking yoga. - Oh."
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"She's got a new boyfriend. What?"
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"Yoga-- in a leotard. Well, what are you talking about?"
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"It's like this."
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"I dumped her."
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"And then, once they do it a few times, she has to buy a leotard to cover the lie."
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"Of course it did."
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"And let me tell you, it was hell finding a leotard in my size."
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"Look, I think you're jumping to conclusions."
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"Dave, I stand still. The conclusions jump to me. What else did she leave in here?"
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"Here, if I'm not mistaken, is Lisa's gentleman friend himself."
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"Good luck to you."
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"As you release, you let it roll off your fingertips like this."
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"Well, they probably both signed up to be Big Brothers,"
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