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Clips from NewsRadio - Big Brother (S04E04)

"Well, I don't understand. Then how did Matthew end up in the "Little Brother" role?"
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"Penguin tank? You know it."
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"Danny, could we see Matthew alone for a moment? Sure."
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"Thank you so much. I'll be waiting right here."
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"[ Clattering ]"
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"Aha."
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"That's an interesting statement."
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""It is nothing.""
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"Quod erat dim-strum did-diddly-dum."
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"It's just two movie ticket stubs, all right?"
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"- [ Sighs ] Yes. - Women, huh? Can't live with 'em."
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"And then some little kid is supposed to be the Little Brother."
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"- Oh, I'm supposed to be the Big Brother? - Yeah. Yeah!"
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"You and Danny are both supposed to be Big Brothers."
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"Both of you were supposed to be assigned little kids."
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"Okay, you don't have to do that every time."
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"were trying to tag along with me and Danny at the agency."
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"Those-Those were your-- your Little Brothers. Wow."
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"I guess we shouldn't have ditched them, huh?"
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"Do we have any half-and-half? Yeah, in the fridge."
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"What time is it? 11:37."
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"- Anybody here see that Amistad movie? - Yeah, I did."
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"Me too. Aha!"
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"What? Nothing."
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"There's no easy way to say this, Dave, so I guess I'll just blurt it out."
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"I didn't want to believe it either, chief. Mm-hmm."
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"Dude, normally I think two chicks gettin' together is awesome,"
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"- Gosh, thanks, Joe. - No sweat."
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"But Beth and Lisa are not dating. Bill just got this whole idea..."
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"Sorry, dude, that's not how I operate."
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"There's tons of good stuff in here. We already found a leotard."
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"Any dietary change like that's a sure tip-off."
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"Oh, Matthew, this is insanity. You've got to tell him that there has been a mistake."
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"Like, how to just say no to drugs."
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"Okay, here's your cocoa, slugger. Oh, thanks, Big Bro."
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"Uh-oh, forgot the marshmallows."
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"He's a great kid, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, he is."
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"Um, don't you think, um,"
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"Danny? Yeah, sport?"
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"Ah, you know, actually he's kinda cute."
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"Well, yeah, sure, he's cute, but that--"
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"Dave, I came as soon as I heard. How're you holdin' up, buddy? He's fine."
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"Joe? Don't worry, son. We'll-- We'll get you through this."
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"Lisa and I are no longer dating. She can do whatever the hell-- What the hell is this?"
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"Surveillance camera footage of the lobby downstairs from the night in question."
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"And what have we here? She's stopping."
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"And who might this be? The lucky gentleman himself?"
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"[ Sighs ] No, Bill, that's you."
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"And-- And Lisa's on her merry way home."
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"Joe, Joe, Joe, just fast-forward it a little bit. You got it."
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"Okay! Okay! Here-Here now. See? Now here, as you'll note,"
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"is Lisa the next morning."
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"And someone seems to be wearing the same clothes from the night before."
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"Back it up a little, Joe."
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"- Dude, she's wearing the same clothes. - I can see that."
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"Just follow my lead. Trust me. No, no. Don't hurt his feelings."
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"Okay. I have to warn you, when it comes to playing pretend, I'm, like, really good."
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"- Hey. - You ready to go back and check out those penguins again?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Danny, I was wondering if we couldn't talk for a second."
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"Well, um, I don't-- I don't-- I don't know how to put this."
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"Um, are you familiar with the Big Sisters program?"
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"Yeah. Oh, okay, great. Well, I am in that program."
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"Oh! And, uh, I've, um-- I've been assigned to Matthew..."
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"to be his Big Sister. Oh. How long has this been going on?"
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"ever since Matthew became your Little Brother,"
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"I just haven't had much of a chance to be, you know, Big Sisterly."
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"[ Chuckles ] You know? The fact of the matter is, there's just not enough..."
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"of the Little Brother to go around."
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"Is that true, chief? Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"She take you bowling like I do? It's not a competition, Danny."
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"Oh, that's true. You did. Yeah, she did. That's such a coincidence."
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"No! All right. Stop it. Just stop it."
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"You can't waltz in here and buy his love."
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"I'm in here every day. Well, I'd be in here every day, too,"
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"- What makes you think you're what's best for Matthew? - Stop it!"
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"- We know who it is. - This is Lisa's phone record."
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"Yeah, well, Lisa's cell phone is company property."
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"[ Sighs ] Well, this is a terrible invasion of her privacy."
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"to a number here none of us recognize."
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"[ Line Ringing ] Presenting Lisa's new boyfriend."
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"[ Ringing ] The guy Lisa's doing. Get ready."
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"I'm not in right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you."
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"♪ [ Theme From The Rockford Files ]"
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"I'm-- All right. I'm not dating Lisa, all right?"
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"You don't recognize your own phone number?"
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"Oh, Big Brother?"
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"[ Tapping ] [ Man ] Matthew."
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"Don't tap on the glass! I know, I know. Sorry."
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"Oh, boy. He really loves it here. Tell me about it."
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"Oh, but he's not the kind of person that gets sick of things."
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"No, I've noticed. Oh, I'm all under water, but watch out!"
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"Oh! Did you just move here recently? Yeah, about two months ago."
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"I was feeling a little homesick. Oh. Oh, where is home exactly?"
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"Arizona. Oh, wow! Oh!"
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"[ Laughing ] I don't know anyone from Arizona."
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"Well, I guess I'm your first."
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"[ Sighs ] I don't know if I told you guys this,"
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"Oh, my God. What are you-- No!"
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"You're-- You're Brother and Sister."
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"Oh, my-- Matthew, come back!"
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"Lisa. What?"
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"What's going on here? Nothing. Nothing."
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"All right. Knock it off. This has gone too far."
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"Well, what? What-- What-What has gone too far, Dave?"
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"What's going on here? Joe, get up."
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"Well, Amistad is only one word, but--"
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"Just answer the question. Dave, take this down for the record."
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"With who? Or perhaps I should say, "With whom?""
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"So, you're not denying..."
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"- I object to this. - Overruled."
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"Bill, you may continue."
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"Thank you. On the night of January 2,"
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"did you or did you not rendezvous with one of your so-called boy toys and--"
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"maybe get a little ooh-la-la-- Okay."
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"I really don't care. The only people that care around here are my friends..."
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"- Who did you go on a date with? - A guy named Mike who works in Accounting."
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"- Any further questions? - Did you and Mike do it?"
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"Your Honor, if I may? Your witness."
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"Because... that night..."
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"- I had sex... with Dave! - [ Joe Gasps ]"
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