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Clips from Rick and Morty - Auto Erotic Assimilation (S02E02)

"♪ EXPERIENCE ♪"
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"♪ with love, connection, and experience ♪"
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"You're excited about that?"
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"9 out of 10 times, it's a ship full of dead aliens"
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"don't shy away from it."
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"but they're not themselves anymore."
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"Hey, no! No, wait! Stop!"
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"Unity?"
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"to focus on my passion for unification."
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"You're free to be yourselves."
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"I've never been any good at disappointing Rick."
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"Well, now i'mgoing to barf."
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"'cause our weeds are wack, yo."
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"Crash rent-free at his otherfamily's house?"
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"because of your abandonment issues."
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"Stop shifting the cross hairs to my ironic urban patois"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I don't know. Let's just leave."
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"Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here."
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"Obviously, neither is whatever's gurgling down there."
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"Oh, that's pretty sexy."
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"Recreational substances were phased out here."
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"when your world is one."
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"Especially when I change them."
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"Maybe I just missed being with a collective."
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"Not like this."
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"covered end to end with naked redheads,"
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"with every man that remotely resembles my father."
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"They're a planet of puppets."
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"Well, it seems like everybody here's cool with it."
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"They seem like they're in a hurry"
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"Balloon, summer?"
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"Now's not a good time."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, real nice. Realnice."
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"Oh, Rick. That was so bad."
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"but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors."
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"It's a neighboring hive-mind species,"
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"for exchange of vital resources,"
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"All bad, I hope. Ha ha!"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Beta seven, if my allies are a problem for you,"
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"Amphetetron?"
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"Well, this explains the $6,000 electric bill."
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"Whoa!"
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"Realnice."
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"I can hear you. Yeah, so you keep saying."
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"Philopol... phiphophopher... Oh, my god."
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"Ugh."
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"that really sees the big picture."
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"But, baby, listen"
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"I can let go. Hey, look."
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"You see that town across the river?"
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"Oh, that was awesome."
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"My my grandkids weren't in that town, right?"
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"A-are my grandkids alive?"
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"You kids have nice feet. Mind if I take a picture?"
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"Uh, don't focus too much on the last part, but"
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"that ripple-nipple bitch's race is superior!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Why are you fighting?!"
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"I'll have a super-accurate headstone now."
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"Yeah, take my word for it."
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"Lost a little control."
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"Probably shouldn't be piloting a hovercopter,"
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"Maybe splash a little water on your face, or..."
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"No, no, if I wanted to be sober,"
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"and watch a lifetime original"
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"Step out of your ego for a second"
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"I once saw him brfly forget the word for "humans.""
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"He's going to eat it! He's protecting it!"
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"The part of me that's the cleaning lady"
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"What the hell is your problem?"
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"Uh, Rick, I think we should allgo."
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"around here a-at this place, you know?"
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"You and Unity are like"
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"In the news today,"
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"this looks a lot worse than it is."
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"But Rick, summer's just"
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"can you assimilate a giraffe?"
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"You're the worst! No, you're the worst! You don't support this family!"
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"Because you cling and you cling. And why? Because you're the child, Beth!"
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"I'm a murderer that eats babies,"
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"And do you know whyi'm never coming back to this planet?"
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"Because the two of you are the worst!"
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"Best door ever."
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"All right, I'm bored."
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"Ugh. I'll be right back."
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"They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy."
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"I'm not strong enough to do it in persons."
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"Beggar: And I have no problem with that,"
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"I'm sure I'll just unify species after species"
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"and never really be complete."
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"Female president: But I know how it goes with us."
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"I lose who I am and become part of you."
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"before they were assimilated."
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"Man:"
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"and found your subterranean lair"
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""Okay" like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere"
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"and never come back? No. It's your house."
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"that thrives on enslavement, you know?"
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"I'll be in the garage."
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"♪ Lay it, lay it down ♪"
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"♪ but you're not playing ♪"
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"♪ get them away, away from this place ♪"
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"♪ are you afraid of me now?♪"
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"♪ are you afraid of me now?♪"
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"♪ Do you feel it? ♪"
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"♪ I want it real ♪"
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"I know it's in there."
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"and Unity doesn't want to talk to you."
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"you little on-deck, in-the-wings shoulder to cry on!"
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"You are classified as a hostile entity."
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"Unity! Unity!"
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"Ugh, Rick, you said we were going to a movie."
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"The first rule of space travel, kids,"
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"is always check out distress beacons."
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"and a bunch of free shit!"
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"Whoa! - 1 out of 10 times, it's a deadly trap,"
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"but I'm ready to roll those dice."
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