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Clips from King of the Hill - Beer and Loathing (S06E06)

"You know, Theresa, this Alamo mug and Alamo hat and Alamo key chain..."
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"get me to thinking."
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"I'd be happy to tell you."
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"Now that you're part of the Alamo family..."
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"you're going to be trusted with some of the family secrets."
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"I have never had a problem keeping a secret."
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"because I would not tell you who they were."
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"[Car horn honking]"
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"Gentlemen, the mystery is solved."
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"-What did you find out? -Please, Peggy."
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"-Unfortunately, that is all I can tell you. -What? Why?"
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"As a new member of the Alamo family, I signed a non-disclosure agreement..."
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"which means that while I am privy to company secrets, I cannot reveal them."
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"So, I was thinking..."
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"you want to go ahead and tell me what's going on?"
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"Sure you can."
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"I am sorry, Hank."
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"Alamo trusts me not to tell you their secrets."
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"Just as you trust me not to tell them about your narrow urethra."
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"-Oh, stop begging. -Come on."
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"You have a temp job one day..."
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"and it's more important than a 20-year marriage?"
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"What about no secrets, huh? ""Till death do us part""?"
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"Think about that, Peggy. Death."
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"-I promise, I promise. -Seriously. You can't tell the guys."
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"[Sighing]"
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"So they sent all of last month's production run down there."
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"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do."
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"Did she tell you, Hank? Tell me, tell me, tell me."
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"I'll hold my breath if you don't tell me."
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"[lnhaling]"
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"Who would have thought Hank would put some flash-in-the-pan wife..."
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"before 30 years of friendship?"
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"This is just like when we were kids, man."
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"Old skinned knees, you know, first crushes, man."
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"Man, if you can't trust no people in this alley, man..."
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"I wouldn't want to be alive, man."
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"You and your guilt trips, Boomhauer."
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"write down where they called from and what the problem is."
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"That will hang up on them."
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"Vomitaido,"
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"Vomitaido?"
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"Sí, él vomitó, la diarrhea, la nausea."
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"What in Carmen Sandiego is going on in Mexico?"
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"""Good luck. Good luck this summer."" And you said, you'd dang--"
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"-You got it. -No one to tell."
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"They're temporarily diverting beer down to Mexico."
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"Let's go down to that dang old Mexico, man."
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"Shh."
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"Theresa, there is something you should see here."
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"Look. ""Vomiting, diarrhea, nausea. Vomiting, diarrhea, nausea."""
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"All of these calls were from Mexicans."
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"Now, their Spanish wasn't great, but I was able to gather..."
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"Thanks for bringing this to my attention. That shows incredible initiative."
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"Here. You've earned an ""Alamo Can Do"" pin."
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"Collect five of these and you get a mini flashlight."
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"A flashlight? Wow!"
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"I will think of you every time something falls behind the couch."
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"during the production run we sent to Mexico."
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"But rest assured, no one is in any real danger."
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"Oh, thank goodness."
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"Our Corporate Affairs Department is working 24/7..."
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"to determine the best way to handle the recall announcements."
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"Shh."
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"I'm serious."
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"How about some pigs' feet? They look clean."
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"No. No food. You're gonna get sick."
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"And this isn't some two-mile ride home from a pie-eating contest."
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"How about a banana? It comes in its own wrapper."
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"Fine."
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"Wow!"
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"[Rooster crowing]"
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"Yup."
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"-Yup. -Yup."
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"when we all said ""not it."""
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"HANK: Dang those bananas."
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"DALE: Step on it, Bill."
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"I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Finally."
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"You know, watched some.... Oh, God."
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"I had an interesting encounter with a mosquito today."
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"Wait, let me back up. It was lunchtime and...."
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"and going to the bathroom. The two are not related."
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"[Hank groaning]"
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"comb."
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"Honey, are you sick?"
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"Yeah. All right, I admit it."
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"I got this diarrhea and vomiting."
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"-I went with the guys down to Mexico. -You went to Mexico?"
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"My beer. Peggy, have you lost your mind?"
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"Oh, so now I'm insane? You broke a promise to me."
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"That is insane."
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"Okay, I'm sorry I blabbed to the guys. But the beer is already here."
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"-Hank, you cannot drink it. -Why the hell not?"
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"I got diarrhea from Mexican bananas trying to get this Alamo."
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"You're just punishing me..."
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"You are just gonna have to trust me more than I can trust you."
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"This tiny flashlight symbolizes the huge amount of trust..."
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"that Alamo has placed in me."
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"than your own husband."
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"And you care more about your friends and your beer..."
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"Besides, it's for your own good."
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"Well, baby wants a beer."
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"Fine, Hank, drink up."
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"Where does Peggy get off being so mad at me?"
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"but she, well, she...."
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"She's still keeping something from me."
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"Damn that filthy Mexican banana!"
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"We had bananas and beer. We came home."
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"What else could have made us sick?"
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"Oh, my God, the beer!"
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"And Peggy knew."
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"[Bill farting]"
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"You remember that old Alamo Beer commercial?"
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"Well, that's okay, Hank. I forgive you."
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"There's no.... I can't think of a...."
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"What the hell's going on here?"
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"I am off to work where I can vomit without being accused."
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"What is going on with the recall announcement?"
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