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Clips from King of the Hill - Beer and Loathing (S06E06)

"I have seen nothing about it..."
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"in the beverage trade magazines in the ladies' room."
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"the market that sold tainted beer could be held responsible."
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"where will the people of Mexico buy food for their children?"
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"Well, of course. But I'm also against people with diarrhea."
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"Isn't there any way to warn them?"
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"That's why I married someone in the company, a barley man."
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"Sí, él vomitó, Sí, sí, la diarrhea."
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"Excuse me, I demand to see Mr. Meinhoffer lV."
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"I know you're just trying to do your job..."
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"but there is no way you were trained to deal with a customer..."
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"as dissatisfied as I am."
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"I want to open the board meeting tomorrow with a joke."
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"Not to tie your hands, but maybe something about a giraffe?"
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"I'm Hank Hill, Strickland Propane."
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"Iike a favorite uncle who lives in the refrigerator."
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"But you knowingly sold tainted beer to the good people of Mexico."
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"Mr. Strickland, Alamo Beer is not your uncle. We are not your family."
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"What? He's lying."
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"So unless you are one of our shareholders..."
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"we don't owe you anything, especially an apology."
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"while you libel our product with your baseless accusations."
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"-Are you threatening me? -I don't threaten people."
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"You're kicking me out? Okay, fine."
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"I'm kicking you out of my refrigerator."
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"Bobby, put down that tainted beer."
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"I was hoping it would not have to come to this..."
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"Paychecks coming through."
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"-Thank God it's Alamost Friday, huh? -Yeah."
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"[Elevator bell dinging]"
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"So, the freaking giraffe orders a beer and the bartender says..."
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"""You want a long neck?"" And the giraffe goes..."
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"""l have a choice?"""
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"MElNHOFFER: This beer's fresh off the line."
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"We've already shipped it all over Texas. Oh, God!"
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"[Coughing]"
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"[Toilet flushing]"
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"Kids, run along and play. Daddy needs to talk to his friends."
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"It has come to my atteitioi that some of our fiie product,,,"
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"But why couldn't he just apologize to my face?"
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"Well, sometimes, when people are confronted with their mistakes..."
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"they're too embarrassed to admit they're wrong."
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"Especially proud people, your successful businessmen..."
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"your educators, your substitute educators."
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"-I'm sorry, Hank. -No, Peggy, I'm sorry."
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"PEGGY: Actually, the real Hops died five years ago."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"I have a good mind to put my fist through this thing."
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"I'm sorry, they only trust full-timers with the code."
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"Well, adiós,"
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"That's even better. You'll be on the inside working in the same facility..."
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"Alamo mug, Alamo hat, Alamo key chain..."
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"[Peggy sighs]"
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"They are not changing the formula."
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"so don't give me those basset-hound eyes."
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"After every call..."
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"If there's ever a caller you can't handle, just press this button."
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"Five days. We can wait that long."
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"-I got shotgun. -Yeah!"
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"-Oh. And about the vomiting? -Right."
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"It seems that a tiny bit of soap got into some of the machinery..."
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"I don't mean to sound racist..."
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"Hank, if you can hear me over your own noises..."
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"where did you go today?"
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"[Gasping]"
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"The one where the father and son have a fight over who dented the car..."
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"Hola, Alamo Beer, Sí,"
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"Because we're iot just a compaiy, we're a family aid we're sorry,"
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"It's one of the company secrets. Pass it on."
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"For my own.... What am l, some kind of baby?"
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"Right, the shortage. It didn't come up."
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"It's our fault for wanting to give people the cleanest beer they can buy."
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"and repackage it in square bottles..."
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"But, I promised Peggy I wouldn't tell..."
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"So how was everyone's day?"
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"I'm savoring it..."
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"Hey, look. There's Hops, the dog."
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"I don't know. I'm too old to learn all this stuff."
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"One beer's not gonna hurt my driving. Look how fat I am."
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"This is just a stomach flu, which you gave me. Thanks a lot, Hank."
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"""Non-disclosure agreement."""
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"Sorry, guys. I promised Peggy I wouldn't say anything."
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"[Peggy groaning]"
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"Peggy will be home any minute, and then we'll know."
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"I could lose my job for telling just you."
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"No!"
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"[Sighing]"
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"-Nope. -Then I will treasure them."
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"[Hank farting]"
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"My wife lies to me, my beer company betrays me..."
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"and the beer we sell in Mexico is as pure as the beer we sell in America."
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"Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org"
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"The whole state's out of Alamo. I already told you that this morning."
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"-Oh, right, the code. What is it again? -Are you a full-time teacher?"
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"I've never been indignant in Spanish before."
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"We got Red Lager, Pale Ale, Amber Nut, Honey Bee--"
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"But not to worry."
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"But you can't stop me from dreaming about it."
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"Yeah, man. You're talking about no secrets, man."
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"All right, all right. I give. But you guys can't tell anyone."
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"Alamo will be back on the shelves in five days."
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"but this is by far the best selection of beans I have ever seen."
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"-Tacos! Can I buy one? -No."
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"Pretty boring."
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"My God! You care more about your stupid confidentiality agreement..."
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"Exactly, Hank. She...."
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"[Vomiting]"
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"-Hello, Peggy. -Oh! Oh, hi, Hank."
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"It turns out, according to Mexican law..."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but without an appointment--"
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"Oh, Peggy. I know what you're going through."
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"For the last 20 years, Alamo has been a part of my family..."
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"That's why I have security guards."
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"Now, I am not a litigious man. That's why I have lawyers."
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"[Men laughing]"
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"Hi, I'm Conrad Meinhoffer lV, CEO of Alamo Brewing Company."
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"There. I don't understand why that was so hard."
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"Alamo Beer will be back on the shelves in five days."
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"All right, fine."
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