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Clips from King of the Hill - Beer and Loathing (S06E06)

"Yup."
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"Dang it, Bill. You were supposed to buy the beer!"
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"I went to the Mega Lo Mart. They were all out of Alamo."
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"Did you look hard?"
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"So you're a sub."
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"We've had problems with frivolous use."
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"How many copies do you need?"
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"Twenty copies of the Spanish quiz, and 100 of these."
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"Hey, Mom, remember that Alamo hotline we called..."
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"But, they liked my Español so much, they offered me a temp job..."
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"as a bilingual customer-service representative."
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"This is your V.A.P. card."
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"This will be your desk. Welcome to the Alamo family."
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"No, Peggy. This is your box of Ala-mementos."
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"and a ""Don't Drink and Drive"" T-shirt."
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"Are these items available to the general public?"
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"She'll find out what's going on with our beer."
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"-Changing the formula? I don't like change. -Now, just calm down."
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"the Munich Beer Festival of 1849."
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"What has happened to all the Alamo Beer?"
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"But first I'm gonna need your Jane Hancock on this."
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"We need to know that those secrets will stay in the family."
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"Ask any of the gay teachers I've worked with, which you couldn't..."
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"-So, what's the skinny? -Well...."
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"Hey! All right!"
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"Come on, guys. Get away from the car. Alamo employee coming through."
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"Don't worry. I'll get to the bottom of this."
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"You know I cannot."
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"And believe me, I had the perfect opportunity."
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"I'll get out the foot lotion."
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"Okay, but you have to promise not to tell anyone."
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"And I already have 23 cents in my pension plan."
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"They are trying to sell more beer in Mexico."
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"He'll pass out before he dies. He always does."
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"Lemonade stand, little old tree house, and the...."
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"[Bill thudding]"
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"Hola, Alamo Beer, Qué es su problema?"
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"Yeah, man, you know, just like you said in my yearbook, man..."
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"""We're gonna be dang old friends for life,"" man."
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"Easy."
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"-Let's go to Mexico! -Yeah, man!"
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"that they got sick after drinking Alamo."
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"So I can just tell the callers that the soap--"
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"So, for the time being...."
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"Por favor, cervezas Alamo?"
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"Sorry, Bill. That's what you get for having a mouthful of banana..."
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"Stage oie complete,"
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"Yup."
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"Then I said to the nurse, ""No, I'm not sure it was a mosquito..."
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"""but it was some sort of bug that bit me and now I itch."""
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"Long story short, calamine lotion."
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"Hank, why aren't you eating?"
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"-What are you doing? -Just had to..."
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"A promise you made in the bed where I conceived our son."
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"There's no sense in pouring it down the drain and back to Mexico."
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"because I told the guys the beer was down there."
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"It is not that."
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"I wish I could say more but I cannot."
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"than you do about my stupid confidentiality agreement."
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"Yes, I broke her confidence and lied about it..."
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"Don't blame the bananas."
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"I ate more than anyone, peels included."
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"And I didn't get sick until hours after you guys did."
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"and then they make up over a cold Alamo?"
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"Well, Peggy, I dented your trust."
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"And I want to make up."
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"Please, after what I've done to you, you deserve it."
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"Unless there's a reason you don't want to drink it."
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"[Peggy laughing nervously]"
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"Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea."
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"Where are you going, to put some laxative in Bobby's Cocoa Puffs?"
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"And if those markets are shut down..."
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"Alamo is against child starvation, Peggy. We always have been. How about you?"
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"Mr. Meinhoffer lV?"
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"That is not a crime, but it should be. Now, I would like an apology."
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"We are a Delaware limited liability corporation..."
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"We will not stand by..."
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"but, it looks like I have to take down the system."
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"was well below Bavariai purity staidards aid I let it get to you aiyway,"
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"As of today, I am orderiig a complete recall of all the Alamo Beer,,,"
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"ii both Mexico aid the Uiited States,"
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"If we're lucky eiough to get your busiiess back, it woi 't happei agaii,"
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"BOOMHAUER: Lemoiade staids, old little tree house,"
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"Yup."
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"Yup."
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"-All right, there's the man of the hour. -Give it, give it, give it."
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"If you guys think I'm so stupid that I can't tell when a store is out of beer..."
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"you're welcome to go there and see for yourself."
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"They are out of Alamo."
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"Well, if you had come back to the alley with me like I had asked...."
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"[Beeping]"
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"You probably forgot to put in the code."
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"Well, today, I'm a full-time Spanish teacher."
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"And that is?"
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"I'm selling a bike."
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"""Hi Brau""? I can't drink this. You know I only drink Alamo."
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"And you know all the stores are out of it. But nobody knows why."
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"when I got the pop-top stuck on my big toe?"
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"It should be easier to call this time without you screaming in my ear."
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"OPERATOR: Hello aid thaik you for calliig Alamo Beer,"
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"For Eiglish, press "oie, ""
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"Para coitiiuar ei español, oprima el iúmero dos,"
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"WOMAN: Hola, Alamo Beer, PEGGY: Hola, Peggy Hill,"
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"Much gracias, señorita, Ustedflatter me."
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"Great news, Hank. I just hung up with Alamo."
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"What'd they say? What happened to all the beer?"
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"as brewmaster Conrad ""Skip"" Meinhoffer lV."
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"You can ask him what's going on with the beer."
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"It designates you as a Very Alamo Person."
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"It gets you into all the restricted, employee-only areas of Alamo."
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"Well, it's a little early, but what the hell."
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"[Groaning]"
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"DALE: Bill, you have to make a decision."
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"Guys, guys, great news. Peggy got a job at Alamo."
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"[Cheering]"
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"I'll tell you what's going on with our beer."
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"They've sold it to the Japanese, who will change the formula..."
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"that will only fit cup-holders in Japanese cars."
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"The bond between a beer company and its loyal drinkers is sacred."
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"There's no way they'd tamper with something that won..."
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