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Clips from Scrubs - My Happy Place (S08E08)

"With the Janitor fired, I can walk the halls without fear."
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"But maybe I should."
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"- No thanks, Todd. - But I can and I want my five."
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"Plus, Elliot and I were better friends than we'd been in a long time."
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"I really liked that."
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"Oprah produced it."
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"You know, Oprah owns that restaurant."
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"And on weekends when I had Sam, she even came over for breakfast."
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"I could make pancakes, or we can have Oprah O's."
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"and all you can muster is a little chuckle?"
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"Okay, so I'm gonna add a little pressure now, sir."
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"- Does that sound good, baby? - Don't do that."
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"Oh, what's the matter, baby?"
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"There he is. Right on schedule."
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"Why are you spending your retirement"
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"It's so sad."
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"Yeah."
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"I was thinking that earlier."
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"- Yay. - I knew you'd react that way."
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"- Hey! I missed you, too. What's new? - Oh, nothing, man. Good..."
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"- You seem a little clenched. - Well..."
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"- Take my little pickax and get to it! - Okay, no, no, no, no, no."
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"- Squiggle worm! - I'll get my own gold. Thank you."
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"- See you later, buddy. - Hey, have a good one, guys."
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"You're right so far. Continue."
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"Now, I don't understand. If I'm the best surgeon here,"
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"Saying someone is "the best surgeon""
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"This time I'll just move my lips as if I'm speaking,"
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"the glass is now just too darn thick to hear through."
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"Can't hear you through the glass, dude."
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"Jimmy, downstairs."
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"I've got it. The only way that moment you had with Turk"
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"could have been any gayer would be if you two went home"
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"Crap."
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"It's my kidney transplant patient. His wife's not..."
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"I apologize. I said "what," but I meant "move it along.""
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"- I heard he quit. - Huh."
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"- Well, who won the ping-pong game? - The Sasquatch."
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"Then Turk and I took him to a carnival to celebrate."
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"The last thing I expected was to be an old man"
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"with no idea what the hell to do with his life."
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"Tom, I'm sorry, but Darcy was not a kidney match,"
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"And in the coincidence of the day,"
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"she is a match for you, sir, and you, Mrs. Halford, are a match for him."
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"so Darcy, we're going to have to get him your kidney"
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"I remember when my cousin got fired from her job."
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"and all she ever wanted to do was cut hair."
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"Here it comes."
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"J.D.: Both Dr. Kelso and I had heard enough of Elliot's inspirational stories"
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"Huh, maybe not."
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"Or maybe so."
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"You'll figure out how to be happy. I promise."
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"We'll go on the transplant list."
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"Actually, that's wasn't unexpected, but this was..."
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"Well, it's nice to see you two dating again."
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"J.D. And I are just friends, Dr. Kelso."
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"are actually her granny's panties?"
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"What way?"
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"Sometimes. Put your shirt back on."
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"And just like that, it was as if we were off in our own little world."
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"Oh, good. What's your plan?"
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"I just told it to you. I'm here, therefore I will get my job back."
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"- You're making my head hurt. - Now, we both know that's not me."
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"That's from when you were a baby and a marble fountain fell on you."
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"we can just do the surgery simultaneously"
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"and take trust out as an issue."
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"I mean, I gave you my love and you threw it back in my face,"
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"I mean, now I'm doomed to a life of gravitating to safe, boring guys"
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"Really?"
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"and you shot me down."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"- I've had physical contact. - With who?"
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"All the energy's in you. I'm just opening the channels."
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"There it is. There it is."
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"Much like... Gandhi."
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"What the... What's his problem?"
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"You know, the Brinkleys never gave the Halfords a reason to be skeptical."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe this time we can avoid all the drama."
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"We don't have to be that couple"
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"where one of us says they're moving out of town,"
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"The point is, Elliot, you're a lot stronger than you used to be."
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"Do you still let that inner voice of yours control you?"
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"Fine."
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"It'll be humiliating."
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"We're just scared."
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"Okay."
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"I'll tell you what else I don't want to deal with."
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"Dr. Cox, Jordan, even Turk and Carla."
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"Hogwash!"
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"That ridiculous drivel you just said."
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"Oh, but who am I to talk?"
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"That's right, Ted, I'm back. I love it here."
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"Let it flow out."
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"- You like that, don't you? - Yeah, I... God help me, Jimmy. I do."
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"J.D.: Life's great."
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"I don't even hesitate around corners anymore."
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"We were going out to dinner."
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"My salmon was great."
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"And check this out."
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"Who wants to eat some cereal?"
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"Not only did I rig this box,"
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"I've been working on this joke for over a week,"
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"- Who wants to eat some cereal? - Stop."
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"- Who wants to eat some cereal? - It's broken."
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"- Who wants to eat some cereal? - Stop it!"
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"- Who wants to eat some cereal? - Stop, stupid box!"
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"That's all right. It's perfectly natural."
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"That was you."
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"Lovely."
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"It's your own fault."
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"when he calls for a surgical consult."
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"Oh, so you don't want to say? That's cool."
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"I know you hate that I call Carla "baby" all the time,"
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"whether it's the best option or not."
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"No disrespect, but you're just not that bright."
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"You have no idea how to do anything else."
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"Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid,"
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"and will almost always agree to anything"
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