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Clips from Frasier - Dinner at Eight (S01E01)

"In the Greater Seattle area, the number is 555-KACL."
Frasier
"Pam on line four has a family problem."
Frasier
"Hello, Pam. This is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening."
Frasier
"'and stay quiet until they drove away.'"
Frasier
"'l don't want to hurt their feelings.'"
Frasier
"Either you risk hurting their feelings,"
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"Your in-laws?"
Frasier
"Oh, for Pete's sake! Just tell them how you feel."
Frasier
"Nice of you to buy your father a new suit."
Frasier
"If you don't mind my saying so, you're losing some of your elasticity."
Frasier
"You're Daphne?"
Frasier
"Do you mind?"
Frasier
"Fits like a glove. Hi, Niles."
Frasier
"- How do I look? - Wow."
Frasier
"That's Armani?"
Frasier
"We've been having this discussion since we were children."
Frasier
"Except our surname and strong calves we have nothing in common with him."
Frasier
"Why didn't he acquire her sophistication?"
Frasier
"He was too busy working so we could have the nicer things."
Frasier
"You and l have to broaden Dad's horizons,"
Frasier
"Dad, Niles and I and Maris would like you to join us for dinner"
Frasier
"I love a Monday. How was your weekend?"
Frasier
"- Oh, no. - We do this every Monday."
Frasier
"All right!"
Frasier
"- Where are you off to? - Poker night."
Frasier
"Maris is having one of her episodes."
Frasier
"- Sherry, Niles? - Thank you."
Frasier
"I'm having a thought."
Frasier
"perhaps we should invite Daphne to join us."
Frasier
"She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming."
Frasier
"Niles, may I borrow your phone? Thank you."
Frasier
"Crane. Frasier... Doctor."
Frasier
"Give me that. This is Dr Niles Crane. I've never been treated so shabbily."
Frasier
"Hey, I know! Why don't I take us all to The Timber Mill?"
Frasier
"- The Timber Mill? - You get a steak this thick for $8.95!"
Frasier
"It doesn't sound like the kind of restaurant we'd like."
Frasier
"- I was willing to go to your place. - We'd better take a rain check."
Frasier
"The point isn't where we have dinner but that we have an evening together."
Frasier
"We'll bring you a bone, Eddie."
Frasier
"He's ecstatic."
Frasier
"Oh, of course. It's Maris and her home tanning bed."
Frasier
"Do you have a table for three?"
Frasier
"Sure. This way."
Frasier
"- His suit was at the cleaners. - Not him. You."
Frasier
"(Bell rings)"
Frasier
"- Why did she do that? - They like to keep the place casual."
Frasier
"A Hugo Boss tie."
Frasier
"A funny thing happened the other day. One of my patients had a Freudian slip."
Frasier
"He was with his wife and meant to say, "Pass the salt.""
Frasier
"Instead he said, "You've ruined my life, you blood-sucking shrew.""
Frasier
"How was your buddy's retirement party?"
Frasier
"Hank Krinski, well, he had three bypasses before he went."
Frasier
"I see you're first-timers. This is how it works."
Frasier
"- Now you can claim your steaks. - "Claim" them?"
Frasier
"Pink in the middle. Not true pink,"
Frasier
"OK."
Frasier
"- We've barely touched our salads. - Great service."
Frasier
"Thank you (!)"
Frasier
"Sometimes there's nothing like a good steak."
Frasier
"These steaks come from prize beef... What the hell are you doing?"
Frasier
"They're artificial. They're made out of soy."
Frasier
"They really look out for your health here."
Frasier
"Everybody in this restaurant is enjoying the dinner. Can't you do the same?"
Frasier
"Niles?"
Frasier
"- Yes. - Where are they holding it?"
Frasier
"I've listened to you making cracks about the food."
Frasier
"to make anyone feel second-rate."
Frasier
"- The sad thing is, he's right about us. - Are we really such snobs?"
Frasier
"I'm afraid so."
Frasier
"It's not fancy but it's good, wholesome American fare."
Frasier
"we should sit here until we've cleaned our plates."
Frasier
"I'm game if you are."
Frasier
"Eat your food."
Frasier
"Frasier has left the building."
Frasier
"Lines are open. Please give us a call. Who's up next, Roz?"
Frasier
"'Hi. It's my in-laws."
Frasier
"'They drop over all the time without calling"
Frasier
"They're your husband's parents. What does he suggest?"
Frasier
"'The other day he had us drop to the floor"
Frasier
"A creative approach, but hardly a long-term solution."
Frasier
"or you spend the rest of your life diving for cover when they drop on by."
Frasier
"- 'Shh! Yes.' - (Whispers) Then why don't you..."
Frasier
"'l will. Next time. I promise. Thanks.'"
Frasier
"As Pam belly-crawls across her living room..."
Frasier
"It's not good to make rude gestures at other drivers."
Frasier
"He cut you off."
Frasier
"You should not antagonise a man"
Frasier
"Big talk from a Volvo."
Frasier
"What are you doing?"
Frasier
"Fluffing your knickers."
Frasier
"I appreciate what you're doing, but a man's knickers are..."
Frasier
"Ooh!"
Frasier
"How do you get them so soft?"
Frasier
"Fabric softener and twice in the fluff cycle."
Frasier
"(Phone rings)"
Frasier
"Hi, Niles."
Frasier
"I heard your show today."
Frasier
"I wouldn't dream of popping by unannounced."
Frasier
"What she lacks in taste, she makes up for in vigour."
Frasier
"- You're Daphne? - Yes, I am."
Frasier
"When Frasier told me he'd hired an English woman,"
Frasier
"I pictured someone a little more... not quite so..."
Frasier
"Nice to meet you."
Frasier
"- Lovely accent. Manchester? - How did you know?"
Frasier
"No."
Frasier
"I spent a year studying at Cambridge."
Frasier
"They didn't mention that either."
Frasier
"I wouldn't say that."
Frasier
""Mary, here's wishing you good mental health. Frasier Crane.""
Frasier
"Hey, Dad... Wow."
Frasier
"Dr Crane took your father to Armani."
Frasier
"when Dad spotted this at a discount store."
Frasier
"You'll be the handsomest gent at your friend's retirement party."
Frasier
"- Let's hang it up before it gets wrinkled. - It's supposed to resist wrinkles."
Frasier
"They had one in the window wadded up inside a mayonnaise jar."
Frasier
"Frasier, is he our real father?"
Frasier
"But that suit!"
Frasier
"expose him to the finer things"
Frasier
"Dad's so set in his ways."
Frasier
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