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Clips from Scrubs - My Bed Banter & Beyond (S01E01)

"- My baby did it! - I got a strike!"
Scrubs
"I'm sorry about him."
Scrubs
"You know, like, bringing art"
Scrubs
"No offence, sweetheart."
Scrubs
"Now she's just a shell of a woman."
Scrubs
"And even if he doesn't like it,"
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"wade through the same crap as everybody else."
Scrubs
"One of 'em will say something."
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"and I was sure that I was gonna be married by the time I was 25."
Scrubs
"you win most of the time."
Scrubs
"Honest, I do. It's the way you both play your parts"
Scrubs
"And that's a bad thing?"
Scrubs
"They've been dancing around each other for months now."
Scrubs
"Elliot and the Todd? That's a terrible couple."
Scrubs
"And that was kind of awkward, cos,"
Scrubs
"so choose your words carefully."
Scrubs
"She's not going out with anyone. You should ask her out."
Scrubs
"''I want to be a doctor too.''"
Scrubs
"because Kelso has volunteered all of you scut monkeys"
Scrubs
"And so, through high school and college,"
Scrubs
"We do all the real stuff anyway."
Scrubs
"I'm gonna see you tomorrow."
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"Yeah, once. But all this sex?"
Scrubs
"I ran into Sandy Lowe last Christmas,"
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"It just takes one thing, one..."
Scrubs
"the whole thing becomes about time."
Scrubs
"And it's probably best if we just go back to the way things were."
Scrubs
"No, Todd, I don't. But I don't want you to think"
Scrubs
"and tell me I'd look prettier if I smiled more."
Scrubs
"I may eventually need a vagina transplant."
Scrubs
"But it's really a judgment call,"
Scrubs
"- I love her. - I love him."
Scrubs
"even if he doesn't understand it, he respects it."
Scrubs
"and how that affects your personal lives and..."
Scrubs
"Hello?"
Scrubs
"You just want the guys to know you're getting some."
Scrubs
"We shouldn't feel weird about this."
Scrubs
"Elliot's amazing and you're crazy about her."
Scrubs
"It's cool. JD's in the closet talking to a girl for me."
Scrubs
"And she said he was a doctor."
Scrubs
"I've seen you naked, so everything you're doing, I'm watching you do it naked."
Scrubs
"he would gladly accept a handmade sweater"
Scrubs
"That's great. Thanks."
Scrubs
"and dance for the puppet master."
Scrubs
"and stitching up three-fingered steel men by the wagonload."
Scrubs
"I don't tell this story very often,"
Scrubs
"We were."
Scrubs
"Sorry."
Scrubs
"Knock 'em down! My baby know how to knock 'em down!"
Scrubs
"It's difficult for everybody."
Scrubs
"that they were easy."
Scrubs
"- No more repeating. - What happened last night was"
Scrubs
"I got to..."
Scrubs
"who come sniffing around, and don't ask what tree they're barking up,"
Scrubs
"I joined the T-ball team because she was on it."
Scrubs
"But, during the first game, I got all caught up,"
Scrubs
"- The echo report on the aorta... - Bravo. Just a big bravo."
Scrubs
"that that wasn't a fitting profession for a family woman."
Scrubs
"I'm getting so tired of this."
Scrubs
"Elliot, this is me."
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"No."
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"Tomorrow."
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