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Clips from The Simpsons - To Surveil, with Love (S21E21)

"with daddy's credit card?"
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"- Secondly, how dare you refer to... - Ooh, you can count to two."
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"Do you need some ice on your head?"
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"I... I..."
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"The winner by a hair..."
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"a brown hair... Megan!"
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"Sir, that hollow mountain in Nevada that was supposed"
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"to hold a million years of nuclear waste is full."
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"Did they jump on the pile to smoosh it down?"
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"It went down in one place and up in another."
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"We need somewhere else to dispose of this plutonium."
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"Eh, just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."
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"That's a bingo."
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"Good mac and cheese."
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"I've had better. Down at the train station."
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"I'll have to check it out sometime."
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"I am pretty full."
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"Breadcrumbs on the top."
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"I'm on my way!"
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"Unattended bag!"
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"All panic!"
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"- So, what do you think? - I think we're gonna blow it up"
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"and let the bleeding heart liberals ask questions later."
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"Well, now, why can't it be blown up by a woman of color?"
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"Five, four."
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"No time for a full countdown."
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"Ooh, it's dinner time!"
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"This just in."
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"The suspicious bag detonated at Springfield Union Station today"
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"contained deadly plutonium,"
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"which can only mean one thing... a terrorist plot."
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"Enough radioactivity was released to create 17 Hulks and a Spider-Man."
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"Quite disturbing."
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"Everything I've said about terrorism till now was fear-mongering."
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"But today, I monger the truth."
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"To protect our city from all future bombings,"
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"dirty, clean, dive or carpet,"
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"we have hired an outside consultant"
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"from London, England."
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"Does he have a cute accent?"
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"Why don't you be the judge, young lady?"
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"He sounds just like Paddington Bear!"
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"My name is Nigel Bakerbutcher."
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"Once upon a time, the only problem we had here"
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"was from overzealous Cockney flower sellers."
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"- Flowers, guv'nor? - A pretty for your buttonhole?"
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"But in London of the 21st century,"
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"the watchword is vigilance."
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"of surveillance cameras mankind has ever seen."
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"Excuse me."
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"Is this what the framers of the constitution would want?"
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"Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want."
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"in the name of security?"
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"That blonde girl thinks she's smart, like us dark hairs."
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"Again with the blonde!"
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"Why in the world would the color of the hair"
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"on someone's head have anything to do with the intelligence within?"
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"Yeah, you're so right."
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"I'm smart, too."
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"I got Joe to promise to leave his wife when I turn 50."
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"Eh, uh, yes."
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"Now, all in favor of these cameras say cheese."
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"Cheese!"
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"Those opposed say, "I hate America.""
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"I ha..."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Next up: motion to limit terms of city officials."
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"All in favor say, "I have sex with animals.""
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"Lisa, I know kids have been making fun of your blonde hair,"
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"so I got you this book"
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"from the Being Different section of the bookstore."
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"when her father came in with terrible news.""
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"We're moving to Rectangu-Land!"
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"Round up the family and let's roll!"
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""Everyone was mean to Sally."
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"She was too well-rounded. She felt cornered."
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"That's a rather unambitious book."
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"I want a camera on every light pole."
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"I want two hidden cameras there, open camera there. Hidden."
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"Hidden."
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"Cluster! Right there! Yes!"
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"Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't make ice?"
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"She lost the recipe."
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"You know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman?"
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"You have to hollow out the head."
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"You're blond, too."
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"Blonde guys aren't dumb. They're evil."
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"Like in The Karate Kid and World War II."
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"All right, boys."
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"Let's see the dark underbelly of our fair burg."
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"Okay, we got a litterbug on F-6,"
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"double homicide in progress on Q-20..."
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"Uh, Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ-99."
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"Gas station customer washing windshield without buying gas."
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"Girl using Wite-Out as nail polish."
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"Oh, man, this is hard."
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"He was just jogging in a tan sweat suit, Chief."
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"That was a fanny pack, worn on the front."
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"- But there was a... But it was... - Water bottle... Leaking."
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"That's it! That's it! I can't take another minute of these stupid screens!"
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"Go... Go find some concerned citizens to pick up the slack."
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"Well, how many should I get?"
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"Uh, well, we've got, uh, eight chairs, so..."
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"Oh, no, wait. Put one chair in my office facing my desk,"
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"so... so I'll seem like a meetings guy."
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"Yeah. Oh, uh... Oh, have a seat."
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"We have chosen you to help out,"
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"because you are all that rare combination."
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"Prying, but not pervy."
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"Peer at the monitor, Be judgmental, and Jot it down."
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"One way to remember that is A.B.C.:"
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"But the single most important rule is the four A's:"
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"Always Act According to A.B.C."
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"I've got two teens in a public park"
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"goin' at it like a couple of gibbons in the back seat of Noah's Ark!"
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"Should we inform the Chief?"
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"Hmm, maybe."
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"But I feel a little like I'm the Tom Voyeur"
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"to these Huckleberry Sinners."
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"Or you could correct the behavior yourself"
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