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Clips from The Simpsons - To Surveil, with Love (S21E21)

"with our Nag-a-sonic speakers."
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"- Oi! Snogging people! - What the hell was that?!"
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"Tongues where I can see them, please."
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"I ain't lettin' you touch me with somebody watchin'."
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"- Don't push it, Kearney. - I'm Jimbo!"
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"Oh, great."
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"Make me look easy in front of the voice."
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"But you are easy!"
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"Don't be ashamed of what you are!"
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"Shauna..."
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"I've gone from lookie-loo to talkie-too."
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"Excuse me, that's your salad fork."
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"What's the matter, sir, too cool to sing "Happy Birthday?""
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"Isn't this great, Marge?"
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"We're like Jiminy Cricket for the whole ding-dang town."
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"A half-man, half-bug that knows what's best for everybody."
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"I don't know."
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"And this room isn't really the best place for Maggie to hang out."
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"That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar."
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"Although I guess this would teach her sharing and caring,"
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"but... we're going home."
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"Dye! Dye! Dye!"
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"Tomorrow's forecast is..."
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"Okay, place your bets."
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"- Partly cloudy. - Partly sunny."
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"Golf ball-sized hail!"
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"A chance of severe thunderstorms"
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"I spy, with my electronic eye, illegal wagering!"
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"Hey, weren't these cameras installed"
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"to keep America's enemies from blowin' up our homeland?"
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"Well, sir, how many times have you been blown up since the cameras went in?"
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"Zero times."
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"till you give the money back."
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"Cut it out..."
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"All right! All right!"
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"I'm goin' home. It's not safe in here."
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"Don't use that dog as a ramp."
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"Stop gleaming that cube!"
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"Well, take a look at this!"
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"Buttocks!"
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"Tushie!"
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"Whoa, a blind spot!"
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"Boy cheeks!"
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"Fanny!"
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"Derriere!"
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"Hiney!"
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"Backside!"
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"Cover up that coin slot!"
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"- Hey, boy, whatcha doing? - Experimenting with my butt."
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"My little Einstein."
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"Welcome to Chaos Corners, the Pleasure Patch,"
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"Satan's Triangle..."
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"the one place in town no cameras can see you,"
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"and no laws can touch you."
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"Oh, yeah, that stopped the kicking."
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"Inspiration Point looks pretty uninspired."
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"All's quiet in Murder Town."
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"Sour ball, take me away!"
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"Another tie."
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"Followed by three hours of parachute repacking."
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"Koo-koo-roo! Koo-koo-roo!"
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"A phony bird call?! That means Marge is coming!"
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"Everyone, act legal!"
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"Homer, Maggie has to wear that clown mask for Halloween."
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"What's going on?"
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"Well, the one place the cameras can't see is right here in our backyard,"
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"so I'm charging people to do whatever they want. Isn't that wonderful?"
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"I don't see what's so wonderful."
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"Remember how you wanted me to get that expensive operation?"
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"Well... that!"
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"Nothin'."
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"Nothin'. Somethin'."
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"I don't want to get Homer in trouble,"
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"but it's just plain wrong to use that blind spot"
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"to turn our backyard into a Mecca of misdemeanors!"
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"Blind spot?! Mecca?!"
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"Rod, hold up Daddy's shaving mirror out the window, would ya?"
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"Todd's not in the house."
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"No!"
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"And that's why school uniforms should not be mandatory."
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"Lisa, rebuttal?"
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"If everyone looks the same, it levels the playing field."
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"Hmm, very smart."
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"- That's well-reasoned. - A true brunette."
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"It's better to just fit in with the crowd."
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"She's as bright as her hair is dark! So smart! Great point!"
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"Oh, I can't go on! This rebuttal is a sham!"
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"You're being convinced by the color of my hair!"
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"That's absurd!"
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"Although her brown hair makes a persuasive case."
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"Well guess what? I am not a brunette!"
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"I'm a blonde!"
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"Not all blondes are dumb!"
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"Not all fat people are jolly."
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"Would you be jolly if you thought Comic-Con was moving to Anaheim?"
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"And not all old people are bad drivers."
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"This building cut me off!"
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"- Who wants feet steak? - Me! Me!"
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"De-meat those feet!"
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"Oh, no! I don't have to listen to you."
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"If I'm not on camera, you can't see me!"
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"Everyone in this town is sick and tired of you looking over their shoulder."
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""Don't leave your sprinklers on in the rain!"
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"Don't burn that pile of ventriloquist dummies!""
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"- Oh, but you promised! - Later. Later."
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"But, neighbor, why did you have to do this?"
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"I've tattled this town into a paradise!"
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"You see, Ned, your citywide nagging"
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"compressed all of our town's misbehavior into one small place."
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"Creating a glittering diamond of super evil."
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"I guess I did create this."
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"Like God created the devil."
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"God created the devil? Finally, He did something cool."
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"Oh, I never wanted to turn into Big Brother."
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"I just wanted to be little sister,"
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"tattlin' on everyone so the town would be a nicer place."
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"Well, if you ask me, you were trying to play God."
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"That's the worst sin of all, for some reason."
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"You can help me take out those cameras."
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"Neighbor, we got some work to do."
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