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Clips from American Dad! - Season's Beatings (S07E07)

"I made it just for you."
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"It was just here yesterday... I don't know where it went."
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"Forget the caramel corn."
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"I can become a Christian again!"
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"All I have to do is murder my grandson!"
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"He's the antichrist!"
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"the toddler is the antichrist before you kill it."
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"Boy, I have learned that the hard way."
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"We could go to the orphanage, check his files."
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"Maybe they'll tell us where he came from."
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"That was the worst caroling I've ever done."
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"But some of my best tagging."
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"Jeff, I need you to take us to the orphanage"
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"where you got Nemo."
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"I'm trying to prove he's the antichrist, so I can kill him."
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"While you're there, give the cutest one this."
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"And give the ugliest one this."
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"You're coming with us, Roger."
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"You got me into this mess,"
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"you're gonna help get me out of it."
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"How do I put this?"
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"Wipe. Better."
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"The day after Jeff adopted Nemo."
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"And the day before I had my cholesterol checked."
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"My LDL was high."
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"My HDL was also high, but that's good."
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"Split up. Look for anything that can tell us more about Nemo."
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"Stan, meet me out front!"
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"I found something so important it's crazy!"
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"Father Donovan!"
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"They're fine, you're good."
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"Nemo is the son of Satan, born of a jackal."
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"Oh, my God, Nemo!"
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"It's "omen" spelled backwards!"
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"That... that doesn't make any sense."
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"Nemo will find his way"
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"to political power and destroy the world."
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"You must get the sacred daggers of Tel Megiddo from the Vatican."
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"Only they can kill the son of Satan."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yes. I read it on Wikipedia."
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"Jon Bon Jovi toiled in a women's shoe store"
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"and fronted a band called John Bon Jovi and the wild ones."
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"Father Donovan!"
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"We have to get to the Vatican"
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"Before joining Bon Jovi in 1983,"
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"drummer Tico Torres toured with a variety of performers,"
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"including Chuck Berry and Kenny... Loggins."
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"Come on!"
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"Steve!"
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"Hey, Dad. So I went to Dr. Smid,"
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"We're flying to the Vatican to get sacred daggers to kill him."
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"Keep an eye on that kid, and be careful."
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"Nemo! Oh, I didn't know you were..."
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"I live to serve thee, oh, Prince of the Sulphury void."
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"Can we go? I'm thirsty."
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"I read that most of the ancient artifacts"
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"are down in the catacombs. We have to..."
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"You a-no enter."
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"Damn it, this is my only chance to be a Christian again!"
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"Roger, you have to go in there and get the daggers for me."
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"But I don't wanna."
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"Hey! You know how you like to do different characters?"
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"Well, why don't you try y one"
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"who's really excited about helping me?"
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"You mean a persona that's on board and enthusiastic?"
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"You want Roland Chang."
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"Let's go!"
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"This is the most important thing ever!"
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"You wait here, Jeff and I will get the daggers!"
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"Enjoy-a your visit."
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"How good are meatballs?"
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"Okay, these are the catacombs."
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"Or any empty boxes."
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"My friend Forrest is moving and he needs boxes."
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"Look out!"
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"What?"
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"Come on, go, go, go, we got the daggers, Jeff died, run, run, run!"
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"Mene mene tekel. Satana satana."
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"Mom, Steve's acting weird again."
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"Steve, stop babbling at your sister in Aramaic."
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"It's a dead language."
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"Stan? Where have you been?"
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"Wha... didn't you get my message?"
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"What message?"
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"Steve!"
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"Don't bother. He's been a pill all day."
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"What's going on, Dad?"
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"Nemo is the antichrist. He killed Father Donovan,"
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"Oh, and Jeff died."
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"Jeff is dead?!"
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"Nemo turned Steve into an apostate of Satan!"
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"He's probably just hungry."
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"Steve, I just did a big trader Joe's run."
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"Pour yourself some unsweetened cherry juice,"
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"maybe have it with some sunflower paste on a flax crisp."
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"There's also a scallop Shu Mai that tastes like nothing"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"See? Nemo's the son of Satan. We have to destroy him!"
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"No! He is my child!"
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"You're not getting past super positive Asian Roland Chang."
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"Hiyah!"
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"Oh, honey, I forgot to tell you, Martha invited us to..."
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"The hell spawn must die!"
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"Mene mene tekel! Mene mene satana satana!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Don't touch my Satan baby!"
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"Hell hound!"
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"Clancy? Clancy?"
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"You okay, boy?"
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"Hello?"
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"I'm looking for my service dog."
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"Are there people here?"
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"I kind of feel like I can hear people breathing."
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"No? I'm just talking to myself here?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well, I guess if I stick to the sidewalk, I'll be fine."
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"Forgive me!"
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"Hey, you're doing great!"
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"Steve... you're not an apostate of Satan anymore."
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