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Clips from The Simpsons - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly (S20E20)

"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"We don't have any money! Go away! May I de-corn your cob, my darling?"
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"Well, yeah, I meant to. I've just been so busy."
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"My schedule's been all like..."
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"But what could be more important than your best friend?"
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"Who's this, Bart?"
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"Actually, I don't. My glasses are fogged."
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"Bart, I learned some great new swear words from my uncle."
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"He has got a broken back, so he's in constant pain."
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"Yes, because only by knowing them"
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"can you prevent bad little kids from saying them."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"I wanna know why my best friend didn't visit me like he said he would."
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"Milhouse, real best friends often don't speak for years at a time,"
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"like John Adams and Thomas Jefferson."
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"Just because you saw one episode of one miniseries"
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"doesn't mean you get to use it as a whip!"
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"Look, man. I have to keep my dark past hidden."
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"There's someone new in my life now."
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPS)"
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"BART: Aw."
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"Oh, I get it. It's love. I guess you've found your Abigail Adams."
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"- My who? - So I'll be on my way."
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"I can see I'm the fifth wheel on this bicycle with training wheels."
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"(SLURRING) It's really quite difficult."
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"- No. It's angel food with chocolate on top. - Mmm-hmm. I knew it."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"Revelations."
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"Mine, too."
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"Bart, we should take Milhouse on our trip to Juice Country."
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"Are you nuts? Milhouse will spill everything."
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"By which I mean juice, not secrets."
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"Yeah. You guys don't want me there."
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"Bart, you look tense. Have a cookie."
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"(SINGING) Don't worry"
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"If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss."
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"That's it! We're getting you off the meds!"
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"Milhouse is funny."
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"The way he's always shaking me by the shoulders"
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"and saying I don't know the real you. Funny."
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"I'm tired of talking about Milhouse!"
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"Hello, Bart. Surprised to see me at sea level?"
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"Well, you can't bleed out your nose when your heart's broken."
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"No."
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"Why might that be?"
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"(CHATTERING)"
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"Jenny, I can't take the pressure anymore. I have to come clean."
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"I'm only pretending to be good."
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"Before I met you, I was El Barto, Skinner's Bane, the Sultan of Spit Wads,"
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"the Dean of D-Minus, the Ay Caramba Kid!"
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"Isn't that all that matters?"
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"Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said."
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"I can't believe she dumped me!"
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"Oh, son, girls come and go. But you'll always have your family."
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"(SOBBING LOUDER)"
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"Whatever you are looking for,"
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"it is not at the bottom of a 512-ounce cup of Shrek Berry Blast."
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"which if answered correctly, entitles you to 10% off any Shrek DVD,"
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"except the first two."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Bart, in my concurrent adventure, I learned a really important lesson."
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"You can't wallow in despair. Face things as they really are."
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"- How much for these roses, Apu? - $10."
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"Okay, I... What happened to my roses, Apu?"
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"No such conversation took place."
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"What am I gonna put on my grandmother's grave?"
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"- from last year's Super Bowl? - Sold!"
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"You deserve better. I'll never hurt you again."
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"You've always been there for me, man. I'll never turn my back on you again."
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"Punch him. Punch him! Punch him!"
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"Milhouse, what do you say to a makeup prank?"
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"Smooth and slippery. Thank you, Zamboni King."
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"(BELL RINGING)"
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"Simpson!"
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"Cue music."
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"(THE BLUE DANUBEPLAYING)"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"(LENNY SHRIEKS)"
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"(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)"
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"(HONKING)"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"- Did you unscrew all the flat-heads? - Yep. And now we wait."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Now go hide the evidence while I walk around saying,"
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"(GASPING) "What happened? Who would do such a thing?""
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"I'll return these to the shop room. What's left of it."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Skinner!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"We've got the how, we've got the who, but we don't have the why."
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"Hard to believe one lad can cause all this mayhem."
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"Particularly a lad who failed Introduction to Unscrewing."
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"(EX CLAIMS IN DISGUST)"
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"And I don't buy this Ione prankster theory."
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"I think there was a second fun man."
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"And if you don't identify him, you're looking at a week suspension!"
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"(SCOFFING) A nickel."
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"Milhouse, you realize if you're suspended, you'll be missing Taco Wednesday?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Crunchy shell, ground beef, lettuce, mild sauce"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"- I'll never tell. - Consider yourself suspended, mister."
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"Let's go, lad."
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"- Thanks for not selling me out, man. - This really sucks, Bart."
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"I'm grounded and spend all day"
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"listening to my dad yell at Mad Money w / Jim Cramer."
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"You said tech stocks were bulletproof!"
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"(HORN HONKING)"
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"Look, I gotta go. But don't worry. I'll visit you every day. I promise."
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"Bye."
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"Hmm."
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"while I park around the corner and take a nap."
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"(UNZIPPING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"So, Grampa, not like I'm anxious to go,"
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"but I've been here 10 minutes, which is like seven hours in kid years."
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