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Clips from The Simpsons - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly (S20E20)

"RESIDENTS: Oh, isn't she marvelous?"
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"It's her! The little girl who doesn't recoil at the sight of us!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Hi, guys! I brought cookies."
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"Chocolate chip for Donald."
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"Not made by immigrants for Sam, and imaginary for Major Preston."
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"With this cookie, I can buy back Private O'Malley from the Zulus."
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"I think it is so cool what you are doing. So what's the gag?"
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"You put ex-lax in the cookies, then just sit back and watch the fireworks?"
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"- I would never do that! - Oh, right."
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"Like things that you think are funny."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"- Yeah, those are funny. - (LAUGHING) Yeah."
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"- I'm Bart. - I'm Jenny."
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"BART: She had more curves than a Hot Wheels track."
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"Well, she didn't yet, but she would after puberty."
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"Oh, my God! How long was I zoned out?"
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"Math, done. Pinecone, collected."
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"a little social studies."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"That's horrible. What else?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It just gets worse and worse!"
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"So who's the special someone?"
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"Jenny, fifth grade girl."
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"Whoa! She gets to use the real scissors. Nice."
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"When she talks to me, I feel like a better person."
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"Powerful stuff. You better claim her as your own."
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"Or if you're really serious, stick gum in her hair."
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"Here, I always come prepared."
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"Take two. You might get lucky."
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"- Hey, Jenny. - Hi, Bart."
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"Boy, you make it look effortless. And that kid's giving you zero pump."
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"Seal the deal. Punch her. Punch her!"
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"Punch her!"
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"Hey, do you want to go on a picnic tomorrow?"
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"You'd love my PB & J. The secret is no PB, double J."
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"- (CHUCKLES) It's a date. - Yes!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Willie, I've got a girlfriend!"
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"Really? Well, I do, too. She's a bikini model from Sweden."
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"Hey, that's great."
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"(CONTINUES HUMMING)"
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"Willie, darling, come back to bed. Don't you love me?"
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"Don't compete with my job, Inga. You'll never win."
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"And now Ralph Wiggum will read his essay on Springfield in 50 years."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"Next we have Lisa Simpson."
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"Oh, Ralph, how I envy your optimism."
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"There is no Springfield 50 years in the future!"
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"our super-heated oceans will rise, drowning our lowlands,"
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"leaving what's left of humanity baking in deserts that once fed the world!"
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"Lisa, your outburst was either a sign of deep emotional imbalance"
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"or a passionate response to a sobering truth."
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"Luckily, the treatment for both is intensive therapy."
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"What's therapy gonna do for me when the world is in ashes?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"But when you go, could you return this Sports Illustrated for me?"
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"Someone must've put it in my bag."
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"JENNY: So you visit old folks."
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"How else do you make the world a better place?"
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"Uh... I..."
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"I spend a lot of time working with this mentally challenged guy."
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"Why, here he is now."
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"- Looking good, Homer! - Boy."
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"- He seems pretty high functioning. - Just wait."
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"Don't shake your fist at me!"
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"Look, man. I don't want any trouble. Come on."
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"Here. Just take my wallet. Leave me alone, okay?"
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"Do you know who else was really into rowboats?"
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"(MUFFLED SCREAM)"
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"(GLASS SHATTERING)"
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"Suspended boy walking!"
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"Bart, you're a true friend."
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"And now you're gonna visit your grampa"
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"- Low sodium for Abe. - Hey!"
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""What will Springfield be like in 50 years?" Let's see what the computer says."
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"(THUD)"
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"That'll teach you to match wits with us, you stupid mother duck!"
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"Bart, can't you do something?"
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"Is that really devil's food?"
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"(MILHOUSE GROANING)"
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"(DON'T WORRYBE HAPPYPLAYING)"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"And in the new Nineveh, darkness falls."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"What a wonderful world"
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"(GASPING)"
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"and, of course, shredded Cheddar cheese."
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"(SNORING)"
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"- (SHUSHING) Don't tell him I'm here. - I know you're there, Skinner."
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"Huh?"
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"(PANTING)"
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"Why didn't you come to visit me, Bart?"
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"Permission slip, signed. Now time for a break,"
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"(DOOR BELL CONTINUES RINGING)"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(SINGING) I see trees of green"
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"We believe Lisa is suffering from environment-related despair."
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"(MURMURING)"
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"(CRASHING)"
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"Well, I'm glad they suspended Milhouse. He's a bad influence on you."
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"You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of, a girl!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Grandma, a lot has happened. I went to a condo presentation."
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"That's the most a parent can do."
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"- We done here? - Oh, go ahead. Numb me."
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"(DOOR BELL RINGING)"
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"Reverend, care for some of my devil's food cake?"
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"You said you'd watch them while I shopped."
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"(SQUEAKING)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Hear that? He thinks my Try 'N Save brand Shush Mutts are genuine Hush Puppies."
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"(GASPS)"
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"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
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"With global warming trapping the CO2 inside our poisonous atmosphere,"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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