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Clips from 30 Rock - The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' (S03E03)

"we're doing a reality show about her quest for a boyfriend."
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"Here comes Claire. I'm already tired."
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"Oh, hats!"
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"Oh, Claire, this is my boss, Jack Donaghy."
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"Welcome to New York, let's see..."
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"We're using credit cards in cabs now."
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"All the galleries have moved to Chelsea."
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"You know, the baggage handler told me about this storage unit party"
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"But the only rule is that we all have to DJ!"
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"I'm just sad, sir."
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"And now they're just throwing it away."
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"It just makes me want to pee on someone."
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"And I appreciate that, sir."
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"But rules are rules. I'm just gonna have to live with it."
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"I hate to see you like this, Ken Doll."
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"It's like an owl without a graduation cap."
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"So what can I buy you to make you happy?"
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"The things I want don't have a price tag, sir."
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"Court? At night?"
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"Well, "Night Court" was supposed to end with a wedding"
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"between Christine and Harry."
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"So you never got closure with those beloved characters?"
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"She is very pretty."
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"It's..."
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"No."
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"She is staunchly in favor of Cocoa Puffs."
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"Do not sleep with her."
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"I wish you had told me that an hour ago."
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"What?"
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"Oh, hey, Liz."
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"Jack was just..."
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"giving me directions to the F train."
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"Because it is going to be epic."
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"I can't, I..."
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"kids and old people."
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"I don't see what the problem is. This is objectively awesome."
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"You don't understand. For her, sex isn't something you have to do"
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"after the 1 2th date."
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"Back in Chicago, I saw her take powerful men down."
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"Didn't matter if it was Scottie Pippen, or the drummer for the BoDeans"
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"...or someone else's boyfriend who ran a small but prestigious clowning academy."
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"Whose boyfriend?"
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"Uh-huh, I get it. The fun, pretty girl who got the guys, some of them yours."
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"No, listen to me, she's not "fun." She's just crazy."
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"and you for what feels like infinity, I'm gonna go with Claire on this one."
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"Ready for your big surprise?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Ta-da!"
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"Some of the cast of Night Court!"
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"That's right, K. And they're here for you."
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"Oh, bless your heart. Do you like racecars?"
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"I do!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Jordan! This is the greatest day of my life!"
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"Uh, I lost a quarter. Earlier."
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"May tonight's fundraiser for your Fundraising Foundation be as successful"
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"Jack 's just being modest."
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"But I will!"
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"Today is Jack 's birthday."
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"# Happy birthday...?"
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"# to you...?"
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"# Happy birth-?"
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"# dear...?"
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"# Jackie Bear...?"
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"Jack, introduce me to this charming, young woman."
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"I know. Isn't that funny?"
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"What? Oh, come on, are you mad?"
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"I'm just being fun and spontaneous."
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"This is highly inappropriate. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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"Hey! If I kill myself it is all your fault!"
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"You were right about Claire."
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"Uh-huh. Did she do "Sexy birthday" or "Mannequin who comes to life"?"
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"When we were having sex at the Palace, she said she loved me."
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"You did it again?"
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"Well, it was quick and in the meat locker. That's okay, right?"
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"What is it with you men? You're like junkies. Why can't you just say no?"
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"Emotionally unstable women are..."
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"fantastic in the sack. I mean their self-loathing..."
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"Nevermind."
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"Well, one guy died."
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"Scottie Pippen requested a trade to Houston."
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"Houston's too humid. What about this "died" thing?"
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"OK, I need to keep you two separated."
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"I can't believe I'm gonna say this:"
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"I will go clubbing with Claire."
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"I will attempt a hair-do."
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"I will wear high heels."
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"Claire's wearing high heels right now."
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"Go home, junkie. I'm cutting off your supply."
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"I just gotta hack it... I just gotta hack it..."
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"Finally giving America what it wants."
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"And the wedding of Harry and Christine!"
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"to be with you all again, my very special family."
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"Yeah, he really did want to come, but he couldn't work the schedule out."
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"You and John still talk?"
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"We stay in touch, yeah."
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"You came up, Markie."
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"You always come up, Markie!"
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"Well, of course I come up at your little boys' club."
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"Mmm-hmmm."
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"I don't know, Ken. This is bad."
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"I wish this were an episode of Night Court"
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"Oh, that is so hot!"
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"You just look good in everything."
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"I want to buy some hats."
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"Yes!"
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"Hey! You're selling hats in the office!"
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"So..."
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"You know I'd love to, but I kinda have tentative plans."
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"What, with Jack? Come on. He's like the first guy you met here."
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"Roll with us tonight and you will meet someone even hotter."
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"Guaranteed. Like I was at this club last week called..."
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"...Chili's"
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"He was just raw."
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"And I could totally see his nips."
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"Really!"
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"Did you go home with him?"
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"So let's go dancing in high heels!"
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"OK, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna blow off Jack."
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"You guys should go to Aquarium."
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"It's this new night club, and all the women are in a glass room on the dance floor"
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