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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Deja Vu (S02E02)

and a&e television networks]

"and a&e television networks]"

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"oh, mr. belpit?"

""oh, mr. belpit?""

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i saw your advertisement

"i saw your advertisement"

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oh, i see.

"oh, i see."

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i'm just learning my lines, you know.

"i'm just learning my lines, you know."

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excuse me, i saw your advertisement

"excuse me, i saw your advertisement"

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appointment?

"appointment?"

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yes, yes.

"yes, yes."

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morning, mr. jones, mr. barnes.

"morning, mr. jones, mr. barnes."

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morning.

"morning."

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take this to marketing, would you?

"take this to marketing, would you?"

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we'll be there soon.

"we'll be there soon."

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morning.

"morning."

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for flying lessons

"for flying lessons"

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well, mr. anemone's on the phone at the moment

"well, mr. anemone's on the phone at the moment"

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bye-bye.

"bye-bye."

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you make me sick, you weed!

"you make me sick, you weed!"

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i'll give you one more chance.

"i'll give you one more chance."

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of course you're on a bloody wire.

"of course you're on a bloody wire."

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thank you, your bleeding highness.

"thank you, your bleeding highness."

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now... look.

"now... look."

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all right, all right, all right.

"all right, all right, all right."

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there, now, where's the bleeding wire?

"there, now, where's the bleeding wire?"

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i'm not on a wire.

"i'm not on a wire."

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anyway, this rather pointless bickering

"anyway, this rather pointless bickering"

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i didn't want to seem

"i didn't want to seem"

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yes, ah, yes, yes.

"yes, ah, yes, yes."

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little joke for the chaps up at balpa house.

"little joke for the chaps up at balpa house."

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it is incredible, isn't it

"it is incredible, isn't it"

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jolly good luck.

"jolly good luck."

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ah! that's better.

"ah! that's better."

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there wouldn't be room

"there wouldn't be room"

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sitting on the toilet.

"sitting on the toilet."

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i mean, it'd take the glamour

"i mean, it'd take the glamour"

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uh... except to control the airplane--

"uh... except to control the airplane--"

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you can move a little to do that.

"you can move a little to do that."

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with only the smallest movement

"with only the smallest movement"

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please.

"please."

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it's on the flight path.

"it's on the flight path."

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i wouldn't dream of it--

"i wouldn't dream of it--"

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i know, i know.

"i know, i know."

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not any trouble?

"not any trouble?"

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thank you very much.

"thank you very much."

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thank... you...!

"thank... you...!"

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the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent.

"the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent."

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and the broad, clear highland skies reflected in tarn and loch

"and the broad, clear highland skies reflected in tarn and loch"

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form the breathtaking backdrop

"form the breathtaking backdrop"

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but it was with more simple, homespun verses

"but it was with more simple, homespun verses"

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och, i dinna like to, though.

"och, i dinna like to, though."

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"i'm absolutely skint.

""i'm absolutely skint."

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but there is still nothing to match the huge sweep

"but there is still nothing to match the huge sweep"

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can i have funt50 to mend the shed?

"can i have funt50 to mend the shed?"

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when this postal order comes from australia.

"when this postal order comes from australia."

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love... ewan.

"love... ewan."

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there seems to be no end to mcteagle's poetic invention.

"there seems to be no end to mcteagle's poetic invention."

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"my new checkbook hasn't arrived" was followed up

""my new checkbook hasn't arrived" was followed up"

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is rejecting all the traditional cliches of modern pottery.

"is rejecting all the traditional cliches of modern pottery."

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and milton's "can you lend us two bob till tuesday?"

"and milton's "can you lend us two bob till tuesday?""

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i'm expecting a divvy from the harpenden building society."

"i'm expecting a divvy from the harpenden building society.""

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he was throughout wearing the cameron tartan.

"he was throughout wearing the cameron tartan."

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was himself wearing a captain's hat

"was himself wearing a captain's hat"

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actually, i'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

"actually, i'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour."

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and i want you to say

"and i want you to say"

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yogurt? no.

"yogurt? no."

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a good laugh.

"a good laugh."

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i'll run you there and back

"i'll run you there and back"

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on my psychiatrist's float.

"on my psychiatrist's float."

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and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis.

"and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis."

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i see, sir, who's your regular?

"i see, sir, who's your regular?"

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you're suffering

"you're suffering"

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sublimating itself in a lactic obsession

"sublimating itself in a lactic obsession"

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who make pat diagnoses of patients' problems

"who make pat diagnoses of patients' problems"

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made without first obtaining your full medical history.

"made without first obtaining your full medical history."

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as they get very tedious for the average viewer.

"as they get very tedious for the average viewer."

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nurse! would you take mrs. pim

"nurse! would you take mrs. pim"

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certainly, doctor.

"certainly, doctor."

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good evening.

"good evening."

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that we've lived through something before

"that we've lived through something before"

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anyway, tonight on it's the mind

"anyway, tonight on it's the mind"

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that strange...

"that strange..."

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good... good evening.

"good... good evening."

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quite extraordinary...

"quite extraordinary..."

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that strange feeling...

"that strange feeling..."

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no. fine, thank you. fine.

"no. fine, thank you. fine."

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no, doctor, no.

"no, doctor, no."

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now, what seems to be the matter?

"now, what seems to be the matter?"

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i have this terrible feeling of deja vu.

"i have this terrible feeling of deja vu."

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now, what seems to be the matter?

"now, what seems to be the matter?"

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and now for something completely different.

"and now for something completely different."

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and now for something more completely different.

"and now for something more completely different."

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it's...

"it's..."

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[captioning sponsored by the u.s. department of education

"[captioning sponsored by the u.s. department of education"

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"oh, mr. belpit, your legs are so swol... swollen."

""oh, mr. belpit, your legs are so swol... swollen.""

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"oh, mr. belpit, your legs are so swollen."

""oh, mr. belpit, your legs are so swollen.""

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"oh, mr. belpit..."

""oh, mr. belpit...""

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excuse me, excuse me.

"excuse me, excuse me."

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for flying lessons

"for flying lessons"

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and i'd like to make an application.

"and i'd like to make an application."

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nothing to do with me.

"nothing to do with me."

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"oh, mr. belpit..."

""oh, mr. belpit...""

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do you... do you...

"do you... do you..."

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do you know about them--

"do you know about them--"

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the flying lessons?

"the flying lessons?"

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no, nothing to do with me.

"no, nothing to do with me."

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i'm not in this show.

"i'm not in this show."

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this is show five.

"this is show five."

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i'm not in until show eight.

"i'm not in until show eight."

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oh, i see.

"oh, i see."

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"oh, mr....

""oh, mr...."

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oh, mr. belpit, your legs..."

"oh, mr. belpit, your legs...""

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a bit awkward, eh?

"a bit awkward, eh?"

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yes.

"yes."

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i'm a bit stuck.

"i'm a bit stuck."

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well, try over there.

"well, try over there."

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"oh, mr. belpit..." oh, yes, thanks.

""oh, mr. belpit..." oh, yes, thanks."

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"oh, mr. belpit, they're so swol... swollen."

""oh, mr. belpit, they're so swol... swollen.""

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for flying lessons

"for flying lessons"

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and i'd like to make an application.

"and i'd like to make an application."

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certainly.

"certainly."

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would you come this way, please?

"would you come this way, please?"

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