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Clips from South Park - Super Best Friends (S05E05)

"Buddha? Buddha, come in."
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"- The Super Best Friends? - This is Buddha, Jesus. Go ahead."
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"Buddha, we may have a problem."
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"I've just encountered a magic I've never seen before."
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"I'll call everyone together."
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"Come as fast as you can."
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"Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long."
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"To where?"
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"Distances unfathomable to man. Yea, take hold of my robe, Stanley,"
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"- And do not open your eyes. - I am ready."
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"Are you still keeping your eyes closed?"
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"- Yeah. - Good. You want some peanuts?"
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"Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth"
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"and are now a Blainetologist."
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"Everyone! Everyone gather around. I have great news"
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"for all Blainetologists and for our new members as well."
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"We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself."
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"But, we want tax-exempt status."
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"Yeah, why is that good news?"
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"Because Mr. Blaine has arranged for all Blainetologist members"
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"from every city and state to march into Washington and demand our right"
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"for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide."
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"Mass suicide?"
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"Mr. Blaine has said that by killing ourselves in Washington,"
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"we are guaranteed everlasting happiness in the afterlife."
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"- Hey. - Wow."
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"Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die!"
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"All right, Stanley, you can open your eyes now."
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"This is the Hall of the Super Best Friends, Stanley."
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"The headquarters for those who stand for what's right."
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"Who's the kid?"
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"Stanley, I want you to meet some of the Super Best Friends."
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"Buddha, with the powers of invisibility."
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"Mohammed, the Muslim prophet with the powers of flame."
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"Krishna, the Hindu deity."
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"Joseph Smith, the Mormon prophet."
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"Lao-tzu, the founder of Taoism,"
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"So you mean to tell me that even though people fight and argue"
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"over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?"
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"More than friends, young boy, we are Super Best Friends"
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"with the desire to fight for justice."
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"We all believe in the power of good over evil"
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"except for Buddha, of course, who doesn't really believe in evil."
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"Wow!"
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"we entered David Blaine into the Super Best Friends' computer."
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"Many interesting things showed up."
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"but a freak washing machine accident at the age of 12 made him learn"
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"- Sea Man. - That's what I said. Semen."
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"Stop it!"
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"No, Paula Poundstone, leave me alone!"
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"Brother Kyle, why do you disturb my rest?"
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"Anyway, I think it's going too far. I mean, if I kill myself,"
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"it's going to make my family really sad."
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"- I haven't even gotten my pubes yet. - I think we should bail."
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"If we leave the group, maybe other people will get the courage to leave too."
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"That could be difficult, brother Kyle, but, all right, listen."
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"- We can do it in the morning. - Okay. Okay, you're right."
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"- We can do it in the morning. - Okay. Okay, you're right."
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"Cartman, thanks."
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"Cartman? What the hell?"
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"I told on you. I told on you."
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"What have you done, Cartman?"
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"This is for your own good, brother Kyle."
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"You must understand, brother Kyle, you know too much about the church."
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"If you left now, you would become a danger to our cause."
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"And you know what else Kyle said?"
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"Kyle, he said that if we were all going to commit suicide,"
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"- That he wouldn't do it. - Cartman! You fat-ass tattle-tale!"
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"At least I'm not the boy in the plastic bubble."
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"The suicide pact will go as planned. If we die, we all die together."
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"Meanwhile at the Hall of Super Best Friends."
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"Look at that, Jesus. His followers are growing at a rate even faster than mine."
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"- Had feared. - I knew it."
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"Here, I have a video tape of his performance the other night."
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"Perhaps we should have Moses look at the tape"
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"and see what he comes up with."
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"Moses, scan this tape, can you tell us the source of Blaine's power?"
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"Give me the information."
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"- Wow. The Moses. - His magic is a combination"
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"of centrifugal alignment and sleight of hand. Wait a minute."
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"I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country."
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"Wait a minute. At his performance, David Blaine said something"
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"- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,"
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"- Then he'll become a real religion. - He would become unstoppable."
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"Meanwhile, in the nation's capital, Blainetologists from all over the country"
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"If the government will not give us tax-exempt status,"
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"then we must prove that we are willing to die for our beliefs."
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"All right, brothers and sisters, gather around."
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"It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool."
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"However, the reflecting pool is a little more shallow than we originally thought."
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"until you die, as such."
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"Meanwhile, at the White House."
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"Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves."
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"But we can't give them tax-exempt status, either, Karl."
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"Hey, George! What's going on?"
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"All right, Brother Kyle, it is time for us to die."
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"Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this."
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"- But it's the only way for us to be happy. - Cartman! No!"
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"Give us what we want or we will continue to die."
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"- Not so fast, David Blaine! - Jesus! Not again."
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"Yes! But this time I've brought some help."
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"- Super Best Friends, ho! - Buddha."
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"- Joseph Smith. - Krishna."
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"- Lao-tzu. - Sea Man."
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"The mass suicide is over, Blaine."
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"- And so are you. - I don't think so. Get them."
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"My ice breath should take care of you."
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"Kyle, Kyle!"
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"Kyle?"
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!"
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"- You bastard! - Kyle?"
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"- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastard!"
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!"
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"Perhaps you need to see some real magic."
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"- This looks like trouble. - So long, Super Best Fools!"
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"- Kyle! - Stan!"
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"I don't want to kill myself. They've rigged this thing to fill with water."
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"Great Scott!"
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"Okay, try again."
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"- It is too powerful, Jesus. - It seems to have no weakness."
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