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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Debate (S04E04)

"Now, this debate is our best chance to close that gap."
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"I can literally make anything sound positive."
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"I don't know about rich people."
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"I was preparing for big people."
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"Yeah!"
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"I know. We sleep in the same bed. It's been hell."
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"It's why I won."
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"of Day-Glow Ray-Bans into the crowd."
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"I love it when you're needlessly disgusting."
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"I complimented you."
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"And speaking of methane,"
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"Strong feelings."
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"Before we all go out on stage,"
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"we're going to storm into Newport's room unannounced"
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"Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the event we are doing tonight,"
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""What does an adult film star know about politics?""
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"Well, I produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone."
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"I guess I want to do a good job."
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"The wrecking crew! Who let you guys in?"
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"@munchmeat2015 asks,"
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"If you had a gun mounted on the dashboard"
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"Well, you had some time when I started talking."
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"Let's start there. Right?"
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"I'm sorry I couldn't protect you from Leslie's mean words."
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"My work, of course, is having sex with men and women on camera."
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"We're fighting for our lives out there."
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe the fact that we just broke up"
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"What about us, Tom?"
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"Please."
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"No. No, no, no. See?"
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"My mother is an American."
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"No, I'm not a vegan."
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"on the raccoon safety question?"
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"What? Oh, you'll see."
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"I can do it."
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"Screw it. Go get him."
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"And the Wichita lineman"
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"Is still on the line"
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"I will ask lots of questions."
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"And when you love something,"
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"If I seem too passionate,"
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"Knope 2012! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Ron?"
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"I'm not going out with Chris again."
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"There's a chance I'm never going to date anyone, ever again."
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"I'll take it."
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"I'm coming for you, girl."
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"Bring whoever you want."
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"And they're like, "Yeah, we know. That's why we have to go."
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"And he's like, "You bringing any weapons?""
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"I told you I really don't think"
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"you should wear a necktie."
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"Well, all right."
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"Okay, everybody, latest poll"
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"is Newport 40%, Leslie 32% with everyone else way back."
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"Chris, Ann and Tom, you guys will be"
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"talking to reporters, providing facts."
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"General spin."
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"Spin team!"
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"This is the best possible job for me."
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"Your house just burned down"
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"and you lost all your money in the stock market."
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"It's a chance to start over, fire is cleansing,"
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"and true wealth is measured by the amount of love in your life."
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"If I had to have anybody tell me that I had cancer,"
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"I would want it to be me."
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"Ron, April and Andy, you'll be throwing"
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"a party for our biggest donors."
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"Are they big, big?"
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"They're rich people that gave money to the campaign."
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"I hope they don't expect us to have an elevator"
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"or, like, caramels."
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"Is the menu all set?"
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"Yes, I will be providing several slabs"
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"of my world-famous Swanson ribs."
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"And I will be providing my world-famous hundred-dollar lap dances."
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"Sweet. No."
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"Okay. The election is in two weeks. The debate is in nine hours."
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"Let's get to work."
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"Wow!"
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"I can't believe we're doing this here."
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"This seats, like, 800 people."
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"Well, that's what you get when"
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"your opponent is the most famous person in town."
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"This is a lot bigger than my high school debate auditorium."
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"Did you know I played Peter Pan in high school?"
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"I can't picture it."
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"Four feet. Exact same size as the podium"
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"you use in the Parks Department."
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"Opening statement."
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"I am Leslie Knope and I love this town,"
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"and I've worked my whole life to make it great."
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"Bobby Newport believes he can buy it."
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"You got this. I got this."
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"You could debate Newport in your sleep."
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"I have."
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"When I was 18 and ran for mayor,"
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"I was way behind going into the debates."
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"And I crushed my opponent."
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"That and the fact that I threw a bunch"
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"My dad managed a sunglass hut. Not a big deal."
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"I finally get a chance to stand in front of everyone"
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"and talk about the town that I love."
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"What if the town loves Bobby more than me?"
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"There's no way. You're going to destroy him."
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"I'm going to wipe the floor with his face."
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"You're going to rip out his spine with your teeth,"
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"and then chew it up and gargle with it."
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"Hey! You can't be in here."
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"The debate doesn't start for another seven hours."
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"Leslie Knope!"
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"I'm trying to clean up for the party,"
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"but I swear to God, my arms can't move that way."
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"Leave it messy. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters."
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"Life is garbage."
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"What happened?"
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"Ann broke up with me. For reals this time."
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"And all I did was call in to this radio station"
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"and give her a sweet little shout-out."
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"So, we're up in the club."
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