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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Sweet Sixteen (S04E04)

"I am not allowed to do anything campaign-related"
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"Need I remind you that even if I win the election,"
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"No, you don't, there's an old lollipop"
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"I will not take a sabbatical, as we agreed,"
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"Nobody owns me, cupcake, not even you."
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"and now they won't stop asking me for advice,"
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"which is a really bad move on their part,"
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"because I really don't care what happens to them..."
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"Ich bin ein three-legged dog."
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"Aw, no, no. That's okay."
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"That sounds like an amazing day, right?"
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"Morning, Leslie."
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"from Cakey J's Cheesecake Facility."
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"Thank you."
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"- He's only 64? - 64 divided by 4 is--"
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"And four years from now, who knows?"
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"Let's start a pool."
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"We're not big on hospitality."
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"Yes, it is, and it will stay that way."
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"Oh, have I never talked about this before?"
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"I know that he's Donna's cousin."
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"called my "oh-no-nos.""
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"Not loving '90s R&B music"
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"Platz."
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"Toxic. Merkel."
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"I have a prediction, Ron. By the end of the night,"
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"- Ooh, that does sound fun. - Stop me when I hit it."
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"700..."
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"who hurt you the worst."
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"That's a huge "oh-no-no.""
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"Jerry, why did you call us in here?"
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"No, it's a sinkhole, right?"
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"What the hell is wrong with Tom?"
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"I don't know. I'm--"
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"I think I will celebrate with a drink."
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"There's unfamiliar terrain and strange smells."
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"That's not true."
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"You don't need to read the whole thing."
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"Jpeg. Yes, Walter, it does say that."
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"In this case, it was a long string of letters and numbers."
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"You make me see terrible movies, and then you talk through them."
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"- Fine with me. - Fine, fine."
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""I hate Ann because of this stupid reason.""
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"before we dragged you out of the bath, Jerry."
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"Oh, what the?"
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"Surprise."
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"Oh, yeah. Champion ran away."
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"No, I am not gonna let this fall apart."
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"you should keep him."
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"You gave him a home. That's amazing."
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"### on the ground ###"
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"Dog whistle."
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"Yeah, when we were carrying you to bed,"
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"I would like to address the fact that rule number seven"
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"and that's amazing."
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"I have a stepbrother who lives in London"
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"What do I do?"
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"Morning surprise parties are always the best."
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"- Let's get going. - I made some coffee."
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"Whole-ass one thing."
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"Eh, that's a good thing, babe."
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"Yes, but I hate them."
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"- Andy, he's kissing me. - Aww."
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"Muncie?"
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"Where the hell could he be?"
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"Maybe someone else had a surprise party"
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"and actually remembered to invite him."
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"Jerry?"
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"Jerry."
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"Jerry?"
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"Jerry! Come on in."
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"- Oh, God. - Leslie."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"Well, because I thought you were Gayle."
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"What are you doing in my bathroom?"
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"Yes, Leslie, what are we doing in Jerry's bathroom?"
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"There is a Parks emergency"
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"that only you can help us solve,"
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"so we need you to get out of the tub."
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"Let's get going."
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"O-okay, jes--w-- I gotta get dressed."
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"- No, there's no time. - There's time, Jerry."
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"Get dressed."
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"Okay, well, what is the big emergency?"
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"Oh, did we lose more seniors in the woods?"
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"Crap on a catapult."
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"They screwed up my campaign signs."
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"Now I gotta deal with this."
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"Okay, but what about the sinkhole?"
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"Don't worry, Leslie will deal with this and the sinkhole."
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"Right, Leslie?"
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"Yes, Ron. I will, Ron."
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"And I shall do it with aplomb."
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"Don't know."
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"It's like I'm dating some idiotic game show host."
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"He is driving me crazy with these stupid questions."
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"Well, soon it won't matter."
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"Why? What did he tell you?"
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"Nothing."
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"Wait, is he gonna break up with me?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. No."
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"That's not how this ends, okay?"
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"I break up with him."
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"Quit pulling."
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"Fine, I'll let you off the leash."
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"- Andy. - What the , dude?"
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"Where did you come from?"
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"I think that Champion should stay on his leash."
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"No, leashes are just for dogs that bite people."
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"Chris, Champion's my dog, okay?"
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"He's not going anywhere."
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"Sometimes you just have to let a dog be a dog."
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"He'll be all right."
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"Champion!"
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"He'll come back."
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"So as you can imagine, we would never have ordered"
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"a sign with all this complicated nonsense"
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"because, you know, we're not insane."
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"See right here on the order form?"
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"//--" - Mm-hmm."
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