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Clips from The Office (2005) - Sabre (S06E06)

"What? Really? Yeah."
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"(LAUGHING) Wow! Wow!"
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"Hello, Oscar."
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"Michael, reading."
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"What are you reading?"
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"The Atlantic."
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"Oh, that is my favorite ocean. I love it."
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"I'm so happy right now. No, I can't keep it a secret any longer."
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"Jim's stepping down to salesman."
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"I am going to be the sole manager once again."
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"Why? Is there an untapped gay market?"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Where did you get that information?"
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"Manual. Manuel who?"
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"Mmm-hmm. Well, according to the manual,"
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"there is no cap on commissions."
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"I have been hustled."
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"JIM: This is... Pardon me."
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"Have a seat. Okay."
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"Oh, really? (EXCLAIMS) That is so sweet of you!"
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"and I think I want to go back to Sales."
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"Really? JIM: Really?"
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"Yeah, you can take the man out of the salesman,"
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"but you can't take the sales out of salesman."
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"Well, I think you're both being a little too modest."
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"for so many reasons. Mmm-mmm."
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"No. I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office..."
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"JO: Okay... And I would sexually harass people."
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"Why would you do that? I'm turning myself in right now."
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"You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management,"
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"so I'm going to defer to your judgment."
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"Thank you."
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"I think you will become the salesman,"
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"and congratulations,"
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"you're gonna be the new manager of this branch."
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"Have fun signing my commission checks, boss."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Michael marked his heights. He's grown."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Bobcat, this is Dragon. Listen, he's been promoted to sole manager."
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"We have got to step this up. Meet me behind the dumpster in 90 seconds."
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"Eighty-nine, 88..."
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"You're 20 minutes late."
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"Um, I was at another dumpster."
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"Just admit you lost track of time. (SIGHS)"
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"Ryan is always late for our meetings."
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"Did you see Saw?"
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"Of course I seesaw. Mose and I seesaw all the time."
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"No, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a seesaw."
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"Okay. The reason these movies are so popular... Mmm-hmm."
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"...is the element of psychological torment."
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"I like where you're going with this. Continue."
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"Could we lure him into an old warehouse or something?"
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"I have an old barn. It's kind of smelly. Yes."
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"But that might be a plus. And then what? Okay."
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"I mean, we don't kill him, obviously."
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"I have a mask."
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"Okay, that's your idea?"
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"Exactly like in the movie?"
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"That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life."
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"Well, suggest something else then. Don't just..."
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"Are you supposed to cut his leg off?"
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"Don't just criticize my idea! Think!"
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"You think of something then."
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"Michael, I'm worried that not all your toys are gonna fit on your new desk."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Well, in your old office, there were all those ledges and extra space."
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"No excuses, Erin, come on. Make it happen."
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"You know, I actually think that I should get back to work."
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"Jim asked me to do some stuff, and he's manager."
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"Oh, yeah, fine, fine. Leave it here."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Who should I call with my magic sales fingers?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Michael Scott, Head of Sales."
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"The new IT guy. Nick."
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"I think he's the key. He's very trusting. He's looking for friends."
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"He's been given an awesome amount of power,"
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"and does not know how to wield it."
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"Like Frodo."
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"Smeagol was corrupted and became Gollum."
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"I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one."
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"Who's hungry?"
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"What is that?"
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"and say, "Who's hungry?""
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh. I'm fine. Thank you, though."
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"Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?"
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"Why would I want to do that?"
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"It's a thinking technique. All the top executives do it."
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"It keeps the brain moving, and a spinning brain's a working brain."
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"For now I'm just gonna go back to work here."
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"Oh, sure. Yeah, thank you."
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"Well..."
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"It will be a pleasure doing business with you. Thanks. Bye, bye."
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"I just got a new account. The gentlemen's club in Carbondale."
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"saw some of the women walking in. Not really my cup of tea."
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"Actually, Kevin, you might like it."
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"It's not really 1992 anymore."
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"(ALL LAUGHING) MICHAEL: Okay."
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""You bring so much laughter and love. You're everything to me,"
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"(CHUCKLES) Jeez Louise."
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"I know. Obsessed with me much?"
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"Well, everyone got one."
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"What did yours say?"
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""Friends are worth sharing a dog house with.""
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"And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl,"
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"because Andy Bernard is a playboy. And why shouldn't he be?"
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"He's got it all."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"There he is. The IT guy."
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"I see you discovered the break room."
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"Yep."
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"I imagine one of the best things about being an IT guy is,"
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"you get to know everyone's computer passwords."
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"No, I actually don't."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Listen, I know you have to say that,"
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"but we got a little problem here."
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