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Clips from The Office (2005) - Sabre (S06E06)

"There is an employee named Jim Halpert,"
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"and he's doing some terrible things. Okay?"
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"He's molesting people via the Internet, and we need to stop him."
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"I think that you should call the cops."
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"No, the cops called us."
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"I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm sorry."
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"I just can't give out his password like that."
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"Nick, we can make things very difficult for you."
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"Are you threatening me?"
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"Threatening you?"
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"No."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"What is that smell? Do you smell that?"
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"What is that? Like a sulfur deposit under here?"
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"Michael, stop."
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"No, I'm serious. We don't have to put up..."
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"(SOFTLY) Is it the dogs? Michael."
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"You know what? We don't have to deal with this."
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"I am going to google sulfur maps."
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"Michael, it's Phyllis."
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"No, this is geological."
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"I sent an email out to everyone in this area"
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"that this might be a side effect"
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"Are you kidding me? No."
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"And you guys are okay with this?"
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"She sent an email."
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"PHYLLIS: I did."
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"It's not 'cause of the smell."
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"I'm just expecting a nose bleed."
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"Oh, my God."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"You scared me."
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"I'm sorry. I thought you saw me."
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"I didn't see you. And you were there all along."
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"Cool. Thanks. Bye, Andy."
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"That was weird."
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"No, it ain't. We all saw the valentine you gave her."
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"Believe me, if I got that card,"
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"we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Hey."
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"You know, it's funny. I used to stand in here and wish I was out there."
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"Now I'm out there, and I wish I was in here."
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"Well, the grass is always greener."
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"Yeah, except there's no grass out there."
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"It's just a farty dirt-patch."
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"Well, it's what you wanted."
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"I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here."
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"For the record, I fought this. All right?"
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"And now, I'm not really sure what we do."
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"We make a poster that says, "Happy Opposite Day""
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"Oh, I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men In Black."
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"Hey. What was that movie where their boss was within earshot"
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"Lethal Weapon? That's it."
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"I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way."
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"You two are grown-assed men. What do I have to do?"
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"Fire you and get two people in here"
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"who don't need so much management?"
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"Ah!"
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"(COUGHS) What I... Michael's saying that he's better"
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"at being a manager, and I agree."
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"I'm just... He's a better people person, weirdly."
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"And weirdly, I'm a good dog person, right, guys?"
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"Come on. See? They love me."
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"just stop meeting with me to talk about it."
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"(DOGS PANTING)"
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"All right. All right."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh."
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"I gotta take this. Yeah. Finish walking my dogs for me."
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"And don't ride them. A lot of people try to ride them."
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"Excuse me, everyone, please check your emails."
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""Coworkers, you may have received a valentine from me."
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""Please understand this does not mean that I like you in any way.""
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"You don't even like us as friends?"
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"I just mean I don't like-like you."
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""Please don't read into this card."
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""Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.""
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"Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you"
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"that said that you don't like me?"
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"It's not... That wasn't..."
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"I like someone else."
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"Who?"
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"It's not..."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"Who? What?"
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"Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly."
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"How about that?"
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"It smells good in here."
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"It sure does. Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier,"
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"your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan and your food dehydrator."
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"Erin, what about my keyboard?"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON KEYBOARD)"
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"Ah."
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"How about a little Bossa Nova?"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"He looks happy."
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"Yep."
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"What was it? Oh."
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"Four-and-a-half hours. New record. Low."
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"Previous record, Henry Rostin."
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"Boss for nine years, four months."
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"and he... What?"
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"DWIGHT: Michael!"
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"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
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"I can't help but think that something we did made this possible."
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"Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel."
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"(EXCLAIMS) Temp, I like that. I'm gonna engrave that into a piece of wood."
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"Care to celebrate with a drink?"
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"I would love to."
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"Why not?"
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"Because martini bars are pretentious."
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"No, thank you. I'm sorry that I don't want"
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"farm-boy swill like you do, you know?"
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"It is not farm-boy swill. I will show you."
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"It is beet vodka and it is delicious."
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"I'm not interested in anything I have to make myself."
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"from February 12th to the 19th."
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"These sure are pretty dogs."
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"Oh, my God."
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