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Clips from The Office (2005) - Sabre (S06E06)

"I like that."
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"GABE: This is Accounting. JO: Uh-huh."
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"Hi."
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"Over here is Meredith Palmer, Creed Bratton."
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"JO: Another couple of heartbreakers."
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"Who's this tall drink of sun tea?"
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"That is Jim Halpert. He is the co-regional manager of this office."
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"I thought this guy was the manager."
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"Oh, he is. He's the co-manager. That's the other co-manager."
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"Two guys doing one job?"
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"We gotta do something about that. (CHUCKLING)"
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"I've got some Valentine's cards"
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"for my co-workers and my bro-workers."
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"No. No."
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"What? No candy?"
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"ANDY: Valentine's Day. Right around the corner."
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"Erin and I have been on zero dates."
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"So I got her a Valentine's Day card,"
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"but I didn't want to seem too eager,"
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"so I got cards for everyone in the whole office"
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"to kind of dilute it a little bit."
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"Look alive. (EXCLAIMS)"
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"Jeez, you gave me a paper cut on my throat."
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"Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting"
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"or threatening to cut my throat."
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"Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida, which from your description"
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"sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp,"
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"but here it takes two men to do one job,"
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"where in Florida, it might take"
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"one very strong woman to do such a job."
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"I'll take over. Um, what we're doing here,"
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"Michael handles more of the big picture stuff,"
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"and I handle more of the day-to-day stuff."
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"Yeah. JIM: So, together..."
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"I think I understand. All right."
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"Each of you is doing half a job."
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"No. (CHUCKLES) And sometimes I can hardly handle that."
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"(JO CHUCKLING)"
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"Now this is knucklehead talk. I'm not going to abide it, you know."
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"You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, 'cause gravy ain't sweet."
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"Is it, Jim? (SOFTLY) I don't think so."
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"Michael?"
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"Forget the question."
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"I think one of you should return to Sales,"
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"and the other one will be a manager."
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"I humbly accept the management position."
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"Why would you just automatically get it?"
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"Because, well, Jim, where I'm from, there are two types of folk,"
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"those who ain't and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper."
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"Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go."
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"Um..."
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"You can go on. Yeah."
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"(SHOOING)"
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"I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor,"
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"close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi,"
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"and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys."
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"When I was a little girl, I was terrified to fly,"
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"and now I have my own pilot's license."
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"I am CEO of Sabre International"
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"and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make."
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"Pleased to meet you."
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"(EXCLAIMS) Traffic jam."
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"Uh-oh. Traffic jam on route three."
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"Twenty people dead in a pileup."
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"There's blood everywhere."
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"Um, I got you a Valentine's card."
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"You did? Yeah."
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"(EXCLAIMS) A bird and a dog!"
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"Yeah, well, it's Snoopy and Woodstock."
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"You named them?"
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"Uh, Charles Schulz did."
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"'cause I got you all those birds for Christmas, remember?"
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"Yeah, I do remember. Oh, they love each other."
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"Oh, look at that. They sure do. I hadn't noticed."
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"Yeah, it's Roger Federer for Men."
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"I sprayed some in there."
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"Andy, whoa! Thank you very much."
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"It's got pheromones in it. (CHUCKLES)"
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"JO: Hey. KEVIN: Hi."
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"Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop, little onion."
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"Jo, there's books in my chair."
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"That's right, darling."
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"Now you're the proud new owner of a Sabre handbook,"
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"and my autobiography."
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"Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces."
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"I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin?"
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"Some company we never heard of from down in Tallahassee?"
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"I mean, where is that? Near Mars?"
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"No, we know. Texas."
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"into all these small businesses all over the northeast,"
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"and now we're gonna take that arm"
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"and we're going to start selling printers."
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"I could manage my way around that."
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"They're the easiest-to-use printers in the market."
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"I will try to manage my excitement."
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"I have been saying the word "manager" a lot,"
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"so whenever Jo thinks manager, she thinks of me."
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"Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel"
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"by making him look like a penis."
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"I can't even go near a cigarette now"
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"without thinking of a penis, and vice versa."
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"I think that's it. So we're all good."
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"the guy you're supposed to be with is the one"
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"that you never thought of in that way."
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"You might have even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual."
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"So check this out."
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"According to the handbook, you could make more money"
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"as a salesman than as a manager."
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"They have all these incentive programs."
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"I ran your numbers from last year."
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"This is way more than I make now."
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"I don't think I'm gonna miss being manager."
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"I think I'm definitely in it for the money."
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"And, quite honestly, the women."
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"Hey. Got a second?"
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"Sure. All right."
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"and that you are sorry for being such a jerk?"
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"Actually, yeah."
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"What? Exactly that."
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"I think that you absolutely deserve the manager position more than I do."
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