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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Thanks, thaws-- And also for coyote, it turns out."
Archer (2009)
"Archer- It's a loanword. Or is it a calque?"
Archer (2009)
"Why do you always do this? Because I'm always bored."
Archer (2009)
"Is he--? Ugh, this is totally nerve-racking."
Archer (2009)
"Um, your mike's hot. I know."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, we're in position."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, you ready?"
Archer (2009)
"See? Right there, that's--"
Archer (2009)
"Hey! Don't run over us, we have a baby!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, I'm sorry!"
Archer (2009)
"Now, hands up, Moreno! It's over!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, for-- Deescalate your dick. De--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, here's some news, now this is happening."
Archer (2009)
"Awesome. Senorita Moreno go with a stern warning..."
Archer (2009)
"...if she promises never to do this again, maybe over a drink?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit, I forgot there's people in there. Cyril, open the door, idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Do not push me, Archer. And do not open that door!"
Archer (2009)
"But come on, they gotta be roasting."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha-ha. To where?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, our overburdened health care system?"
Archer (2009)
"...for which, spoiler ahead, they don't pay taxes."
Archer (2009)
"Because illegal immigration-- Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"And I said don't push me!"
Archer (2009)
"And then very, very suddenly."
Archer (2009)
"Although the appropriate thing would be to buy me a thank-you drink."
Archer (2009)
"Um... What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing? You almost killed Lana."
Archer (2009)
"She's not fine. She's at least got a concussion."
Archer (2009)
"So? You get like six freebies. No, you don't!"
Archer (2009)
"We are turning Moreno over to the Border Patrol and taking Lana to a hospital."
Archer (2009)
"So just so I'm clear, you expect me to believe..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh... Come on, for some haggard Mexican?"
Archer (2009)
"Well? Well what?"
Archer (2009)
"You let Pam do it."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, dicknuts, I'm just saying they work hard as hell, and they work cheap."
Archer (2009)
"Cheap because they don't pay taxes. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Who the hell knows where?"
Archer (2009)
"Swear to God, you people make me wanna pump nerve gas through the vents."
Archer (2009)
"Just say the word. Krieger! No! Or nein or whatever."
Archer (2009)
"What in the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"Will you--? I'm really starting to regret helping you."
Archer (2009)
"I thought if I let you go, you'd at least blow me."
Archer (2009)
"What the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"Diés mio, don't kill them."
Archer (2009)
"What? God, what kind of person do you think I am?"
Archer (2009)
"See? I knew you wanted to blow--"
Archer (2009)
"Drop the weapon! Drop it!"
Archer (2009)
"- Here. - You are crazy."
Archer (2009)
"They'll kill us. Uh-uh. Empty."
Archer (2009)
"Which we protect from terrorists?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, we're just doing our job here."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not to sound racist, but we all know who the terrorists are."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, let us go."
Archer (2009)
"Don't actually have a follow-up. But seriously, Chuy, qué the hell pasa?"
Archer (2009)
"Why would we need the eight-track?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, that can't be good."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Eight-track was the way to go."
Archer (2009)
"Picture it all sort of pan-Asian mod and the carpet just a sea of white."
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Put a shirt on. What is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer is what is wrong with me."
Archer (2009)
"Please, with those idiot voicemails?"
Archer (2009)
"- Now? Really? - Trust me, if you knew my mother."
Archer (2009)
"That you obviously didn't get into?"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously, get your shit together."
Archer (2009)
"Mother. Listen, I'm sorry, I take..."
Archer (2009)
"What? No, no, no, Mother, this isn't a voice-mail."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, but-- Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"You don't even have a vet license?"
Archer (2009)
"And one petty barn full of dead horses."
Archer (2009)
"Inappropriate."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, he just has to ruin everything."
Archer (2009)
"We will. And sepsis."
Archer (2009)
"Now, can we go already?"
Archer (2009)
"Now go!"
Archer (2009)
"So if there's any way to get to one, a medevac chopper wouldn't kill him."
Archer (2009)
"...Archer's missing, and you want us to do nothing?"
Archer (2009)
"Malory, we-- But thank you both for all that you did do."
Archer (2009)
"Which, again, was nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing? I got shot."
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make some calls..."
Archer (2009)
"That's not the A.C., it's the heat."
Archer (2009)
"Then why is it so cold?"
Archer (2009)
"Really doubt I'm going to heaven."
Archer (2009)
"We'll never make it in time in this crappy car."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I don't know if you heard, but I don't have access to a helicopter."
Archer (2009)
"And besides, what kind of car will the Border Patrol be looking for?"
Archer (2009)
"And so, Mr. Archer, I'm afraid for us, this is adiés."
Archer (2009)
"Adiés? Not hasta pronto or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, if that ain't a big load of shit. Turns out he's some kind of spook."
Archer (2009)
"He's right here."
Archer (2009)
"Hey. Don't listen to him, you're beautiful."
Archer (2009)
"As is whatever you're doing with the morphine-wise."
Archer (2009)
"He says your ass gets total immunity. Ha-ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"But word on the street is now she's expanding."
Archer (2009)
"Well, one of your many, many weaknesses."
Archer (2009)
"And then-- Well, you know the rest."
Archer (2009)
"What the--?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Lupe says she will be praying for you."
Archer (2009)
"more than their so-catted principles."
Archer (2009)
"Well, actually, no, I was, but then I thought, white carpet?"
Archer (2009)
"Anyhoo..."
Archer (2009)
"Now, tell me exactly what happened."
Archer (2009)
"Which is Espanol for people smuggler."
Archer (2009)
"How are you bored?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't engage him. I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours..."
Archer (2009)
"...who just want a job."
Archer (2009)
"- And probably Mexican cartel gunmen. - What'd I just say?"
Archer (2009)
"Big whoop, I'm spooning a Barrett .50 cal. I could kill a building."
Archer (2009)
"Just put one through the engine block when the truck has to stop."
Archer (2009)
"Please."
Archer (2009)
"He knows we're tense because we're normal human beings."
Archer (2009)
"...is that he's got some kind of pervasive developmental disorder..."
Archer (2009)
"Great, so after we catch him, you can intentionally hurt his feelings."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, first of all-- Hey, can I hold the fake baby?"
Archer (2009)
"Hi, yeah, we broke down and, uh--"
Archer (2009)
"Oops."
Archer (2009)
"I am Moreno."
Archer (2009)
"Moreno is a woman."
Archer (2009)
"I don't understand."
Archer (2009)
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