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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Road Trip (S03E03)

"Hey, Leslie. Hey."
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"I was thinking about you when I wrote it."
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"I guess we should head over there."
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"All right, cool. Great."
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"All right, "Lesliemin.""
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"and Pawnee hasn't hosted it in 20 years."
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"Ah..."
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"Ann, everything you have is too sexy."
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"I know. I look really good in it."
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"I need to send out a signal that nothing is gonna happen."
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"Yeah, and I could literally get "a-fired.""
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"we can talk about in the car."
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"We could talk about different dorms at Johns Hopkins University,"
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"Pawnee Zoo, monkey speaking."
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"There's a million networks out there, and they all need programming."
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"You can wait at that table,"
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"and someone will be here sometime."
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"Fellas, which rock star would your lady bang"
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"Impressive!"
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"All right, Andy,"
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"The guy from Neutral Milk Hotel."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"I don't know. You're not technically a rock star."
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"until they have sore, chapped nipples."
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"I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old."
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"about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government."
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"Have you been to the Granville Hotel and Spa?"
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"and I'm just gonna concentrate on the presentation."
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"What's the advantage of doing it in Pawnee?"
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"Donna!"
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"Jerry and Donna on fire."
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"And, honestly, I've asked you to listen to them,"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"Sure. Yeah?"
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"Uh, no, thanks."
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"Well, you don't even know where we're going yet."
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"Well, I guess it's time for you to head home."
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"You are, and this is not a joke,"
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"Wait, why? We got it wrong."
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"Wait a minute. You set this whole thing up so I would be un-mad at you."
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"You figured out April's trying to trick you. That's worth 100 points."
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"Where I get to hang out with the town"
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"Read me the script. Seriously?"
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"Leslie!"
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"Shouldn't we just go back to Pawnee? Yeah."
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"I've got a perfectly good condo right here in the city."
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"Yep, we are."
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""It doesn't." Well said."
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"So I thought I would ask you."
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"but I don't know why he got all mad,"
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"So, this isn't really about being right."
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"It's more about being supportive."
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""The History of the Ladder." It's utterly fascinating."
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"Maybe April doesn't think that we're the greatest band in the world,"
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"Chris just wanted me to drop off these receipts."
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"Oh, well, he's not here. He took off."
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"Then when you're 18, you can drink, gamble and become a libertarian."
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"Thank you for that year-over-year maintenance cost analysis."
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"That was really helpful. You're so welcome."
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"'Cause I was, um..."
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"'Cause I told you I wanted to read it?"
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"Yeah."
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"That's a good reason."
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"Anyway, Chris wants to see us in his office."
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"All right. All right."
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"See you there. I'll see you there, Benjamin. Ben."
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"Hi, Ben."
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"Oh, hey, Ann."
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"Wow! That was the most sexual tension"
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"I have ever seen in a conversation about documents."
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"It can't happen."
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"We could both get fired."
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"That's a dumb rule. I know!"
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"Well, if you have to follow it,"
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"I would just suggest avoiding one-on-one, tension-y situations with him."
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"You're right. Good plan."
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"I am sending you two on a trip."
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"Really? Really?"
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"The Indiana Little League Baseball Tournament is upon us,"
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"So, I would like you two to go to Indianapolis and state our case,"
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"because you two are my dynamic duo."
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"Right here. Ah..."
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"And go team! Yep."
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"This is actually the dress that Julia Roberts wore"
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"as a prostitute in Pretty Woman."
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"I need, like, a sweat suit or something."
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"It's so obvious you're dying to be together."
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"And now you're going on a road trip?"
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"I mean, you guys could literally "get a room.""
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"Just tell me what else you need."
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"I need to think of unsexy, boring conversation topics"
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"I have a few ideas."
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"We could discuss The New Yorker article "The History of the Ladder.""
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"Okay."
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"and I could read from my Sonicare booklet."
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"Why don't you ask him about his penis?"
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"and come with me. All four of you."
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"Where are you going? Leslie's not here today."
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"No boss. We can do whatever we want."
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"I'm your boss."
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"That's a good one, Ron."
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"Let's go. Seriously. Come on."
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"Here's the sitch."
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"I developed a dope new game show"
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"where I ask couples scandalous questions,"
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"and they have to guess what the other one answered."
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"I call this Know Ya Boo."
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"Shut up, Jerry! It's not The Newlywed Game, okay?"
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"It is totally The Newlywed Game."
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"But big deal. Everyone steals."
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"My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing, with Nick Cannon,"
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"which is based on Can't Buy Me Love,"
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"which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer or something,"
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"which I think was Shakespeare."
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"Don't know, don't care."
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"And what exactly do you plan on doing with this game show idea?"
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"Are you going to shove it up your butt?"
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"No."
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"I'm gonna test it out on you four bing-bongs and work out the kinks,"
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"then hire actual attractive people, and make a demo."
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