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Clips from Frasier - You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover (S01E01)

"- I just want to play cards. - Great place you got, Marty."
Frasier
"Your radio show must do well."
Frasier
"- Is this about 2,000 square feet? - Yeah, about."
Frasier
"Most people mention the view or high ceilings, but you mentioned the space."
Frasier
"It's almost as if you'd spent time living in a cramped, confining area."
Frasier
"You've been to Jimmy's apartment, huh?"
Frasier
"- Hello, there. - Hi, Daphne."
Frasier
"It's nice to meet all of you. I've got beers for everyone."
Frasier
"one after another like little tin soldiers..."
Frasier
"Well, I suppose I do."
Frasier
"Of course I have to catch the bugger first."
Frasier
"- Maybe one of these would help. - Beer's not good for dogs."
Frasier
"- Oh... - Interesting."
Frasier
"is a not uncommon result of long periods of time"
Frasier
"spent exclusively in their company."
Frasier
"- I may have underestimated you. - Really?"
Frasier
"High card deals."
Frasier
"We could use some music. Anybody play the harmonica?"
Frasier
"All right, my deal. Dollar ante to start. Five-card draw."
Frasier
"Well, all right, let's say it - my God-given gift to intuit."
Frasier
"This is the kid who used to get his head flushed in the toilet, right?"
Frasier
"- All right, I call. What you got? - Full boat, aces up."
Frasier
"Would somebody help me with the coffee?"
Frasier
"- I will. - OK."
Frasier
"- Where the Beatles are from, right? - Oh, no. That's Liverpool."
Frasier
"That's why I live here now."
Frasier
"- Sorry, just observing. - No, don't apologise."
Frasier
"Frank's an interesting study."
Frasier
"He worked in fine china and glasswares."
Frasier
"Here you go, big winner. Buy yourself something pretty and frilly."
Frasier
"Sorry, Frank, I can't hear you. I've got your money stuck in my ears."
Frasier
"How about it? Figured it out yet?"
Frasier
"I believe I have."
Frasier
"Shall we step into the drawing room? Please have a seat."
Frasier
"OK, Sherlock, you got centre stage."
Frasier
"and have come to the incontrovertible conclusion"
Frasier
"that the criminal among us can only be..."
Frasier
"-... Frank! - Wrong. Frank's an undercover cop."
Frasier
"The broken vocabulary, jailhouse pallor,"
Frasier
"Well, I'm on to you, mister."
Frasier
"- You're right. - Damn..."
Frasier
"He was voted most congenial in his cell block."
Frasier
"- Sorry. You owe your dad five bucks. - I'm afraid I do."
Frasier
"It's been a lot of laughs, but it's late. We better get going."
Frasier
"- Yeah, thanks, Marty. - Yeah, it was great."
Frasier
"Hopefully, when we're here, of course."
Frasier
"- Good night. - See you."
Frasier
"Next week."
Frasier
"He was a jailhouse snitch. He helped us."
Frasier
"- Jimmy's an ex-con? - You proved your point."
Frasier
"at the Topaz Room. It sounded harmless."
Frasier
"It's out of the question! Cancel!"
Frasier
"You said yourself he was fun to spend time with."
Frasier
"I did, then we had Niles."
Frasier
"- She's not going. - She is!"
Frasier
"- She isn't! - She is!"
Frasier
"Excuse me. Might I interject one tiny thought into this conversation?"
Frasier
"Now, when I've decided what I'll do about Jimmy, I'll let you know."
Frasier
"That would have been a very dramatic exit,"
Frasier
"if only her room was down that hall."
Frasier
"She shouldn't go out with that guy."
Frasier
"- She won't. - How do you know?"
Frasier
"She won't go against your wishes if I'm any judge of character."
Frasier
"Oh, dear God."
Frasier
"What can I get you?"
Frasier
"- I'll have a decaf latte with skim milk. - I'll have the same."
Frasier
"Thank you! Certainly playing fast and loose"
Frasier
"with tips for a man who drives a van."
Frasier
"The picture of you trying to converse with Dad's cronies is priceless."
Frasier
"- Dad's so judgemental. - He is,"
Frasier
"Ridiculous. Not all criminals are recidivists."
Frasier
"(Laughs)"
Frasier
"I hope you're just yanking my giggle chain."
Frasier
"What do you mean?"
Frasier
"Oh... Niles, he passed bad cheques."
Frasier
"- Here's your coffee. Anything else? - Yes, the cheque, quickly!"
Frasier
"You know that makes me crazy!"
Frasier
"I don't care. I'm not without resources. My tae kwon do instructor says,"
Frasier
"Niles, just listen to me. She'll resent any interference."
Frasier
"- Fine. Tell me where they went. - The, er, Topaz Room."
Frasier
"I thought the cops shut it down after the last shooting."
Frasier
"I'll drive!"
Frasier
"Your shot, girlie."
Frasier
"Why don't we make this more interesting?"
Frasier
"- Let's double our bet. - Oh, well, I might as well."
Frasier
"I never really have understood this game."
Frasier
"I never understood it when I first played it"
Frasier
"with my older brothers at the age of six."
Frasier
"spent mostly in the pool halls of Manchester."
Frasier
"I played in local competitions and club tournaments..."
Frasier
"even today."
Frasier
"But I certainly do enjoy it."
Frasier
"Thank you, gentlemen. And now, if you'll excuse me,"
Frasier
"I'm going to try to use the ladies' room without touching anything."
Frasier
"Look at this place! I've never felt so conspicuous in my life."
Frasier
"Oh, then by all means let it dangle. Perhaps they have a local chapter."
Frasier
"(Clears his throat)"
Frasier
"skin the colour of Devonshire cream and eyes that gaze into one's soul"
Frasier
"with neither artifice nor evasion?"
Frasier
"Oh, the one that came in with Jimmy. She was shooting pool."
Frasier
"- She's in the back. - What happened to Jimmy?"
Frasier
"He tried to get fresh with her. She threw a hammerlock, ran him out."
Frasier
"I knew it the first time I saw him. You can always tell."
Frasier
"- She'll be mad if she finds us here. - Let's make ourselves scarce."
Frasier
"- I'm sorry... - You made me miss that shot."
Frasier
"- I'm sorry. - I had 200 bucks on that shot."
Frasier
"REALLY sorry."
Frasier
"- You owe me $200. - I don't have that kind of cash on me."
Frasier
"It would be absurd to bring it into a place like this with the kind of element..."
Frasier
"Maybe we should take these guys outside and wise them up."
Frasier
"- Goodness! What are you doing here? - We might ask you the same thing."
Frasier
"This is one of our favourite haunts."
Frasier
"It was different then. It was more of a garden room..."
Frasier
"Shut up, Niles."
Frasier
"- You followed me, didn't you? - We were worried."
Frasier
"Excuse me, it seems your friends can't pay the 200 they owe,"
Frasier
"so I'll have to - pardon my French - beat the crap out of them."
Frasier
"I'm a psychiatrist. Maybe we could take this out in sessions."
Frasier
"- Outside! - Wait!"
Frasier
"- On what? - Well, you look like a betting man."
Frasier
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