Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Eels (S03E03)

"Why don't you add to it, paint round it?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- That's what it says. - It says it because it's grafiti."
The Mighty Boosh
"They're not smoke, they're dry ice."
The Mighty Boosh
"You're a big man with tiny eyes. That's a creepy combo."
The Mighty Boosh
"Dry ice."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Pace yourself, Harrison. - This is my stag. Let's go."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeahhhhh!"
The Mighty Boosh
"- That's why you're a crap salesman. - I'm a great shopkeeper."
The Mighty Boosh
"It's right here. This patch will change colour to match its environment."
The Mighty Boosh
"Behold."
The Mighty Boosh
"OK, that's not the patch for you."
The Mighty Boosh
"I've never left Shoreditch."
The Mighty Boosh
"- I don't think so. - Purple with diamante trim."
The Mighty Boosh
"I call it the "celebradar". Leroy knocked this up before he went skiing."
The Mighty Boosh
"- What does it do? - I've been tagging pop stars like pigeons."
The Mighty Boosh
"He's in Bethnal Green cemetery having a picnic. Genius!"
The Mighty Boosh
"15-year-old girls, trendies, people in the know."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Will you make money? - Yeah."
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ We're the super magic men..."
The Mighty Boosh
"How dare you? I've got a heavy-goods licence."
The Mighty Boosh
"Psst. Hey. Hey."
The Mighty Boosh
"It might be enhanced with the use of an elbow patch."
The Mighty Boosh
"or maybe even a nutmeg."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Is that your real body? - Yep. Yes, it is."
The Mighty Boosh
"Um, perhaps a Gore-Tex, nylon weave or something."
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh, right. This is a misunderstanding, OK?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Come on, love-monkey. You like what you see, don't you?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- No price is too high. - I don't care. Can you vacate the premises?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Bye."
The Mighty Boosh
"You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war, sir."
The Mighty Boosh
"What's this fabric oval? What does it mean?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Are you bulletproof, boy? - I don't know."
The Mighty Boosh
"with urban-renewal plans and, uh, we've even got our own organic supermarket."
The Mighty Boosh
"Don't worry, though. I won't let it happen to you again cos I'm gonna protect you, boy."
The Mighty Boosh
"If you weren't a geezer, I'd rape you right now behind the counter."
The Mighty Boosh
"Thank you, sir. I have to go now, sir."
The Mighty Boosh
"like internal black wangers."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Who's that? - That's Elsie. Why don't you dance with her?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Did you see Elsie, boy? Did you dance with her?"
The Mighty Boosh
"A thousand euros by midnight or I'll set me eels on you again."
The Mighty Boosh
"Argh!"
The Mighty Boosh
"People say if you look at the moon for too long in a telescope"
The Mighty Boosh
"He was on this windowsill. I sneaked up to him, just about to tag his ankle, he got away."
The Mighty Boosh
"- He's not answering. - Let me ring him."
The Mighty Boosh
"Work it with your fingers."
The Mighty Boosh
"And the penalty is very clear. A turban full of tequila, in one."
The Mighty Boosh
"Down in one, down in one, down in one,"
The Mighty Boosh
"down in one, down in one, down in one."
The Mighty Boosh
"If you wanna stay, that's your business. Goodbye."
The Mighty Boosh
"You do. At school when that bully wanted two euros you went, "We've got to leave.""
The Mighty Boosh
"Once I've got the money, I'll leg it, meet you back at the shop in 15 minutes."
The Mighty Boosh
"Howdy."
The Mighty Boosh
"Is that right? Well, I'm pretty dirty, yes. I'm filthy, like an old shoe."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Turn me into a mess machine! - I will do."
The Mighty Boosh
"Good work, Howard."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Who's this whelk? - Hi, I'm Vince. I'm a shopkeeper."
The Mighty Boosh
"I'm gonna play with that when I get home."
The Mighty Boosh
"But first I'm gonna to cut you slags up."
The Mighty Boosh
"Hellllloooooooooo."
The Mighty Boosh
"Howard, my sweet piece of love nipple, let's get away from here."
The Mighty Boosh
"Come with us now on a journey through time and space."
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Come with us to "The Mighty Boosh""
The Mighty Boosh
"What's wrong with you?"
The Mighty Boosh
"I've spent four hours scrubbing that filth of the shutters."
The Mighty Boosh
"- What filth? - That grafiti."
The Mighty Boosh
"Every day I scrub it of, every day it comes back. Ever more elaborate insults."
The Mighty Boosh
"Why bother? They're just bored kids."
The Mighty Boosh
"Paint round "Howard Moon licks balls for money"?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Is that what it says? - Yeah."
The Mighty Boosh
"- That is quite funny. - Why is that funny?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- It's funny that you do that. - I don't."
The Mighty Boosh
"- No smoke without fire. - Really? What about smoke machines? Hm?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- You've got guilty eyes. - What do you mean?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Well, look at you. You always look like you've been up to some ball-licking activity."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Right, we're of. - Where are you going?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Going on a stag weekend. It's going to be huge."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah. Don't worry about that. I'll keep an eye on Vince, if you know what I mean."
The Mighty Boosh
"It's not Vince I'm worried about. He's a great shopkeeper."
The Mighty Boosh
"He's not that good. He's a borderline simpleton. Look."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Hm? - He's playing with a toy car."
The Mighty Boosh
"He'll sell that car by the end of the day. Look. He's got charm, charisma..."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yeah. So have I. ...big eyes."
The Mighty Boosh
"And if you're going to branch out into kinky sidelines, don't advertise it on the shop."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, that's not me, OK? That's a grafiti artist."
The Mighty Boosh
"- No smoke without fire. - What about, uh, smoke machines?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh, climb aboard, monkey man. You are wasting valuable drinking time."
The Mighty Boosh
"How many have you had? Have you started already?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Liquid breakfast. I've had champagne on me Golden Grahams."
The Mighty Boosh
"I am steaming!"
The Mighty Boosh
"- What's wrong with my eyes? - Nothing. It's just they're not a man's eyes."
The Mighty Boosh
"They're more of a cockerel's eyes embedded in a man's face."
The Mighty Boosh
"They're small, yes, but they are powerful."
The Mighty Boosh
"It's not about the size. It's the fact that they keep darting about."
The Mighty Boosh
"It's my style. I keep an eye on the periphery."
The Mighty Boosh
"Who's in the shadows? What's that creeping up on me?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh, get lost. In all the time this shop's been open, you've never sold one item."
The Mighty Boosh
"- That's all about to change. - Really?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Check out my new pitch. You can be the customer, OK?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Which customer shall I be? - Anyone."
The Mighty Boosh
"- All right. I'll be, uh, Neville Bamshoot. - Neville Bamshoot."
The Mighty Boosh
"OK."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Hi, Neville. - Hey."
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh, dear. Well, you've got a lovely jacket there."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yeah, it is cool, isn't it? - But it's a bit worn at the elbows."
The Mighty Boosh
"I know you're thinking, "I'll have to throw it away.""
The Mighty Boosh
"- Whoa there, because I have the solution. - No way."
The Mighty Boosh
"The Howard Moon elite elbow-patch selection."
The Mighty Boosh
"Look at the range of colours going all the way from deep, profound mufin"
The Mighty Boosh
"through the angry beige, right out there to a very aggressive nutmeg."
The Mighty Boosh
"I can see what you're trying to do, but I could pretty much pick these up from any shop."
The Mighty Boosh
"I see. Connoisseur of the patch, like myself."
The Mighty Boosh
"I have another patch. I call this one the "chameleon patch"."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Where is it? - Exactly."
The Mighty Boosh
"Wow!"
The Mighty Boosh
"- How long does it take? - Anything up to two hours."
The Mighty Boosh
"Then your elbows become the same colour as your surroundings?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- That's right. - And the benefit of that is?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- I'm intrigued. - You're in the wilderness."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Where? - Miles from anywhere."
The Mighty Boosh
"You've come out of Hoxton Square, gone down to that car park behind The Dragon Bar."
The Mighty Boosh
Show more clips