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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - The Speech (S03E03)

"I know."
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"- Really? I thought you won it once. - No, everyone thought I was dead."
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"Yeah, it's a valued title."
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"it would appear that you do very little around here."
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"I think someone up there must have sensed something in me,"
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"Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head."
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"Guess who's won Employee of the Month."
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"- Richmond. - No."
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"- Harry. - Who's Harry?"
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"- Oh! Oh, about time! - Yeah."
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"- Whatever happened to Richmond? - He got scurvy."
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"I'm trying to build up a picture of your role in Reynholm Industries."
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"Well, I'm the boss, head honcho, el numero uno,"
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"Mr Big, the Godfather,"
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"the Bourne Identity,"
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"er... Taxi Driver,"
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"I had to choose the Employee of the Month from the box."
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"One of my little hobbies is caricature."
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"- May I? - Well, I'm not very good."
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"I'll tell you what, let's just do some quickfire questions."
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"OK."
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"It wasn't Watson."
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"Don't tell me, I suppose he was fictional too?"
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"OK, then, favourite fictional character?"
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"Favourite popular figure?"
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"- Paris?! - Paris, yes."
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"That's right, we're going to Hull!"
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"is to live the life of your dreams"--"
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"I suppose that is the biggest adventure."
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"- Is this a new desk? - Yeah."
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""And if not, why not?"
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"would it hurt to smile?"
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"So, what's your speech going to be about?"
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"How's that?"
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"- What's up, guys? - All right, Jen?"
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"Ohhhhh... God!"
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"You know, I was thinking..."
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"Erm, is there anything you'd like to say to the shareholders, Moss?"
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"- Just say hi. - Say hi from us."
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"How many more times is she going to come in?"
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"I think it would give you experience in writing a speech for a public figure."
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"But you know what, Jen? I'm actually snowed under here."
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"- You have to do it. - Why would I do that?"
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"Thanks. I'm off for lunch. Leave it on my desk."
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"I know."
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"We can put any old bollocks in that speech, and she shall repeat it."
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"OK, so let's just... I don't know, let's just throw around a few ideas."
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"Ooh! Could we tell her that there's an apple inside every Apple Mac?"
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"because he owns a lot of gates."
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"He probably does."
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"I think I may have it."
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"Do you know, I've never been so enchanted by a woman in all my life."
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"April... after dinner,"
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"I've let my heart overpower my head, which is my wont."
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"But I don't care. I find you enchanting."
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"And there's a condom machine in the toilet-- I've checked."
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"I- I have a secret."
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"Oh?"
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"Erm..."
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"I wish there was an easier way of saying that,"
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"I've had a lot of hormone therapy and a number of operations."
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"I'm really sorry. I... I hope you don't feel I deceived you."
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"What?!"
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"It takes all sorts to make a world."
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"Are you up for it?"
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"Amazing! Just amazing."
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"Tell me, what are you doing tomorrow night, April?"
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"- The whole internet? - Yep."
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"I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it in your speech."
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"It's so small!"
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"Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything."
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"and you will get quite a response."
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"Oh! It's so light!"
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"Of course it is, Jen. The Internet doesn't weigh anything."
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"Hey!"
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"- What if she drops it? - I won't drop it. I'll look after it."
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"That's where you get the best reception."
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"I promise I won't let anything happen to it."
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"The elders of the Internet would never stand for it."
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"No, Roy, I spoke to the elders of the Internet not one hour ago."
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"I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month."
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"And they were so impressed that they wanted"
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"to do whatever they could to help."
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"Wait a minute! The elders of the Internet?"
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"The elders of the internet know who I am?!"
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"You've got to let me have it!"
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"No, Jen. I'm sorry, it's just too risky."
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"Well... Moss, has it been completely demagnetised?"
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"Who sends his congratulations, by the way."
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"So can I have it?"
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"You can."
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"- Shh! - Shh!"
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"Oh, Douglas, I love you too!"
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"Oh, poppet..."
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"I don't care where you're from - Iran, France..."
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"Doesn't bother me. I'm very modern."
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"I'm not from Iran."
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"Yes!"
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"I'm certainly looking forward to hearing what she has to say."
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"Good morning."
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"about what it is I do and everything..."
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"I was very excited."
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"Oh, please, no flash photography. You'll harm the Internet."
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"- Ladies and gentlemen... - Why is no one laughing?"
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"Oh, darling, couldn't we do this at home?"
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"I love that you used to be a man - it's your thing."
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"I love thinking about that operation that you had."
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"Oh, please! Look at me - I am a woman."
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"Please, Douglas. Please!"
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"How could you do this?"
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"you know, something we'd remember."
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"It's over, April!"
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"The Internet!"
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"Wait for me! Wait!"
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"He's done it!"
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"But it's not the same!"
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"Oh, April!"
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"Wow! That's quite something. Quite an honour."
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"They must be very impressed with you."
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"I didn't even know they had an Employee of the Month thing here."
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