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Clips from American Dad! - Rubberneckers (S09E09)

"she'll realize I do it too."
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"Guys, guys, relax."
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"I covered it with an excuse"
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"The mall?!"
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"That place is crawling with hot chicks."
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"So, I'll just play it safe and not look at any women."
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"No, you can still look."
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"We'll tell you, but you gotta keep it a secret."
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"Women can never find out about rubbernecking."
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"New black intern: Kick it."
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"And if you do it right, you'll never get caught."
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"♪ And soon you'll see"
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"♪ If you wanna rubberneck"
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"♪ If you wanna scout skirt, you have to be covert ♪"
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"♪ Listen up, you squirt"
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"♪ Well, my name is Jackson"
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"♪ My technique's the purest"
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"♪ When I wanna scout girls"
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"♪ I pretend I'm a tourist"
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"Yeah... I guess when I'm lost, I do look everywhere."
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"♪ The best way to peek"
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"♪ Say there's something in your eye. ♪"
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"♪ And I lie on a gurney"
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"♪ I do the Weekend at Bernie's ♪"
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"♪ And you can stare while all that hate unfurls. ♪"
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"Hey, Francine, look at that terrible outfit."
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"Yeah, she looks like a hooker."
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"Hooker, hooker, hooker..."
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"♪ I think you're ready to join the crew ♪"
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"♪ With the best"
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"♪ Rubbernecking with the best."
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"New couch!"
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"Klaus, get in here!"
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"This better be important."
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"I'm crank calling my aunt in Düsseldorf."
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"She's on."
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"I'm going to kill you."
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"Okay, what now?"
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"A new couch!"
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"It feels like I'm floating."
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"Well, I took a long enough lunch; better go back to work."
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"I'm sorry I got so paranoid last night."
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"There were beautiful women all over the mall today"
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"and you didn't even notice."
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"You're talking about that redhead, right?"
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"Either way, you should know I only have eyes for you."
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"I've been saving something for an occasion just like this."
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"to Liz Taylor."
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"I stole it when I worked at the post office."
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"Yes, red wine, the deepest staining of all the wines."
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"That was a terrible toast."
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"Let's try again."
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"Oh, no, the couch."
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"We can't flip them."
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"What are we gonna do?!"
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"That's brilliant!"
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"Well, hello, hot jogger."
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"♪ Rubbernecking..."
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"Might as well get some photo proof for the boys"
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"while I'm here."
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"Not doing anything wrong."
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"Just looking for a signal."
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"Definitely not zooming in to see"
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"if you're wearing underpants."
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"Some from the back and don't forget the rack."
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"My back hurts and I used to have a great back!"
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"What the hell were you looking at?"
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"Nothing. I must've lingered on a blink."
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"Do you need help?"
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"Get out of here! You've done enough!"
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"Nice."
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"Oh, my God, what happened to you?!"
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"Oh, I got in a car accident, Francine, but don't worry,"
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"Oh, you poor thing. Come rest your bloody head"
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"right here underneath where I'm sitting."
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"You see, I was driving responsibly"
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"with my eyes on the road, when a dog jumped out."
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"I saved his life by swerving."
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"He made eye contact as he ran away."
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"No words exchanged, he wasn't a talking dog,"
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"but in that moment, I knew he thought me a hero."
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"Well, come on. With a head trauma like this,"
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"you should get right into bed."
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"It's like they say, "Starve a fever, sleep a concussion.""
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"How'd you sleep?"
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"Lousy."
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"Do I have tank head?"
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"Yes."
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"We are, um..."
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"couch-sitting in Smith household history."
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"Good one, Klaus."
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"Mr. Smith, my name is Heinrich Brown."
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"Okay!"
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"I'm from your insurance company"
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"and I'm here to review the details of your accident."
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"Anyway, I was hoping to talk to you"
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"Hope you like nothin', 'cause that's what I got to hide."
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"Hey, do you mind if we meet in the kitchen?"
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"My-my fish, and this..."
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"little girl are trying to set a couch-sitting record."
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"I'm Jean-Louise Finch."
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"You brought us some molasses one foggy morning, remember?"
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"So... yeah, let's-let's go to the kitchen."
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"glass of milk."
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"Now, Mr. Smith, before I start, I want to remind you"
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"Your sworn statement says you swerved"
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"because a dog jumped in front of your car?"
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"Why wouldn't he be sure?"
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"I don't know, Mrs. Smith."
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"It's not my job to know what caused the accident."
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"And then, after that... to know."
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"He keeps drinking, but there's always the same amount of milk!"
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"Thank you again, Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
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"I will return this glass when I am done with my milk."
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"If I was meant to have it, it'll find its way back to me."
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"And Mr. Smith, please know that if you are hiding anything,"
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"anything at all, I will sniff it out."
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"It's an ability of mine."
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"your fish and that Southern tomboy"
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"are hiding a wine stain on your couch."
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