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Clips from American Dad! - Rubberneckers (S09E09)

"What?! Is that true?!"
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"It was Klaus, he spilled the wine!"
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"He said if I told you, AI'd be next!"
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"♪ Hey, yo, if you commit fraud"
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"♪ You gon' be paying to God"
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"♪ If you fake your wreck"
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"♪ We gon' break your neck"
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"♪ I'll use my sense to smell"
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"♪ And all of a sudden"
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"♪ Make you squeal like a hog"
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"♪ You'll lose that safe driver discount! ♪"
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"♪ Under the home insurance plan, bitch ♪"
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"♪ Because I'll take your life."
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"and it's not covered."
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"Heinrich!"
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"Wh-What, wh-what are you doing here?"
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"Mr. Smith."
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"I was about to close your case,"
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"but one small, easily-answered question arose."
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"Yes, you said a dog ran in front of your car."
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"But in this traffic camera photo,"
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"the only thing I see is a fox."
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"She's quite beautiful."
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"Did she happen to catch your eye?"
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"when I'm driving. No, th-they're like pedestrians to me."
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"I'm just gonna come out and say it:"
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"But I unfortunately have no evidence."
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"So I'm gonna have to close your case."
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"of your vehicle at the body shop."
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"Well, looks like we're in the clear."
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"He's not gonna find anything. The only evidence"
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"is some pictures of that jogger in my phone."
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"Which I haven't even looked at since the accident"
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"because my phone's in my car."
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"You brought him in here, you bastard!"
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"'Twas beauty killed the beast."
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"Mr. Smith, how odd to see you here."
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"Have you inspected the car?"
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"Nothing."
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"Mr. Smith, I'm a proud man"
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"but not too proud to admit when I'm beaten."
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"Good-bye forever, Mr. Smith."
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"Stan? I lied, Stan."
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"Klaus didn't spill the wine... we both did."
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"I had to tell you 'cause it's the truth."
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"And if we ain't got no truth in this world, what do we have?"
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"Damn lies."
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"You're not Stan. How'd you get Stan's phone?"
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"What else of Stan's do you have?"
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"Just as I suspected."
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"Mr. Smith, you're under arrest for insurance fraud."
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"See? He told the truth."
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"And everyone's the better for it."
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"some life insurance."
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"Only when I drink."
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"Steve, why isn't your mother here?"
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"She's hurt, Dad."
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"She's so upset about your rubbernecking"
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"she's not even coming to your trial."
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"♪ Be the husband that you told her you ♪"
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"♪ Were gonna be forever"
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"♪ But I can't see what's wrong with you ♪"
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"♪ But if you keep on looking, you won't end up together ♪"
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"♪ Those lips, hips and face"
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"♪ Body's all over the place"
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"♪ Oh, yeah"
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"♪ Damn, if that wasn't my mama ♪"
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"♪ Why you looking at some other ho ♪"
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"♪ You got the perfect wife"
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"♪ Was the best damn nine months of my life ♪"
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"♪ Is she not hot enough"
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"♪ I can't believe ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, oh, my God, oh, my God ♪ That you can't see ♪"
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"♪ Now I'm thinking maybe she's"
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"Seriously, this isn't a great place not to be wearing a shirt."
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"Let him sing!"
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"Mr. Smith, you will be judged by a jury of your peers,"
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"who just happen to all be"
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"married women around your wife's age."
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"Mr. Smith, this is a photo not of the dog you claimed to avoid"
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"but of an admittedly attractive jogger"
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"And here is a photo of your wife."
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"With a wife this attractive,"
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"why were you looking at another woman?"
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"Are you some kind of deviant?"
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"Mr. Smith?"
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"You were saying?"
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"No, I-I-I don't, I don't think I was."
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"Come on, Mr. Smith. Admit it."
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"You're a sex-crazed maniac, no better than a U.S. senator."
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"How dare you!"
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"I am a lot of things, but not a senator!"
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"Then why were you taking these photos?!"
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"I don't."
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"You are gonna die!"
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"but each of us has to go in our own time!"
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"Is that even a threat?"
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"Order! Order!"
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"from shouting out existential truisms!"
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"Listen, I know I'm a judge"
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"and I'm supposed to make sure you get a fair trial,"
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"but everyone in here should be disgusted with you."
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"Oh, you wouldn't, would you?"
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"Wait, Your Honor, can I ask the court for a quick recess?"
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"Didn't really wait for my answer..."
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"Steve, take this to your mother."
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"She doesn't want to hear it, Dad."
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"Just make sure she does."
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"Whatever."
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"20 minute recess."
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"Dick."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, I forgot where we were,"
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"You're a bad judge."
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"Well, I'm not the one on trial, am I?"
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"Am I?"
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"Your Honor, I'd like to call to the stand..."
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"Rubbernecking! Rubbernecking!"
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"Rubberne..."
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"You were all rubbernecking!"
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