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Clips from American Dad! - Rubberneckers (S09E09)

"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"Oh, Stan..."
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"Your frugality is so sexy."
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"Stan...?"
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"Stan, you have two Jack and Cokes in front of you."
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"You get them every time we come here."
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"that slutty bartender, could you?"
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"or have you heard something?"
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"Successfully passed an expired coupon."
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"Nice! The master!"
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"and even agreed to go couch shopping at the mall."
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"You just gotta learn to rubberneck."
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""Rubberneck?" What's that?"
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"♪ Well..."
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"♪ Hold up a map, now you're peeking like a boss. ♪"
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"♪ Well, my name is Tiny Dick"
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"♪ To look at a lady"
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"♪ So she don't think I'm shady"
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"♪ I pretend that I'm dead"
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"♪ Never forget, women like to judge ♪"
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"♪ With the best"
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"Could've been about any couch."
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"To our new, pristine, white couch."
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"That is real bad wine."
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"Never keep wine in the car."
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"I knew it and I did it anyway."
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"The cushions are sewn in."
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"Stan will kill us!"
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"We'll just have to sit here forever."
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"Oh, isn't it crazy how worried we were a moment ago?"
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"luckily I've had enough time to remember"
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"the exact truth of what happened."
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"Did you guys spend the night on the couch?"
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"trying to set the world record for longest continuous"
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"Of course! Of cour... of course."
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"You don't remember me?"
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"Thank you once more for this delicious..."
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"that insurance fraud is a felony,"
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"Are you sure that's what caused the accident?"
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"Oh, don't return it, just put it down when you're done."
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"For instance..."
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"♪ Hey, yo, insurance is not a game ♪"
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"♪ You know what I'm saying?"
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"♪ Yo, let's do this"
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"♪ Cover your tracks well"
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"♪ Your permanent hotel is goin' be jail ♪"
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"♪ I pull a de-liverence"
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"♪ And when I find out"
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"♪ I am an act of God ♪"
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"if the sidecar comes unattached, it's a separate vehicle"
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"It-it... it did?"
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"Oh, I don't... I don't pay attention to joggers"
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"I think you were rubbernecking."
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"With the best."
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"As long as I don't find anything at the routine inspection"
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"Rubbernecking is all I have!"
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"Everywhere but under the driver's seat."
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"I always save that... for dessert."
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"I'm very proud of that."
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"Let's sell it all and split the dough."
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"We're in this together. Don't you dare double-cross me!"
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"Your crash was caused by rubbernecking."
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"Oh, my God, what happened?"
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"I was checking out a hot chick in a news copter."
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"I'd like to purchase..."
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"Are you a smoker?"
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"And I got to say, I don't blame her."
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"♪ You got a wife, a hot one, too ♪"
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"♪ Oh, my God"
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"♪ Is she not hot enough"
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"♪ Damn, that's my mama ♪ That's his mama ♪"
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"♪ Helen Keller, open your eyes"
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"♪ The time inside her"
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"♪ For you, Dad?"
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"♪ For someone"
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"- ♪ As blind as you... - Steve!"
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"All right."
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"What? No."
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"Looking at other women is normal. It's..."
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"Because I was rubbernecking!"
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"You're a dead man, Smith!"
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"I don't know where or when,"
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"The gallery will refrain"
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"If my wife looked like yours, I'd never take my eyes off her."
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"She won't have to hear it. She'll have to read it."
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"Francine Smith."
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"But that doesn't make us bad guys."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"♪ You look like a prostitute but it's not obscene ♪"
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"♪ If I got the goods and my body's rocking ♪"
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"♪ You can double that"
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"♪ It's pretty annoying sometimes ♪"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"♪ Good morning, USA"
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"And it's Taco Tuesday, where all the tacos are two for one."
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"I brought a garbage bag that we can fill with chips."
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"You know, maybe with all the money we're saving"
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"on Mexican food, we can finally buy a new couch."
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"Are you listening?"
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"Yeah..."
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"I was, I was just looking at..."
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"the-the alcohol."
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"H-H-Have they always served hard alcohol here?"
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"Jack is alcohol?!"
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"Why, I always thought it was slang."
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"Like, "That soda be so cheap you Jack and Coke, son.""
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"You just couldn't keep your eyes off"
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"Wait, what?!"
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"Are you just guessing that she's slutty,"
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"and that's where all conversations end."
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"I'm gonna go deal with the B-side of Taco Tuesday."
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"See you at sex later?"
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"Wednesday morning, that means Stan's fresh off date night."
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"All right. Highlight:"
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"Keeping it cheap!"
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"Francine almost busted me"
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"checking out this hot girl's boobs."
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"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You can't get caught looking."
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"Yeah, man. Women talk."
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"If my girlfriend hears you're checking out other women,"
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