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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Getting There (S03E03)

"A bird flew into my mouth this morning."
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"Well, what could be more Zen than yoga that's suggested donation... Free."
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"Sure, it has a few flaws, but that's the price you pay."
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"You catch that, that's the price you pay."
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"Ooh, I have the perfect spot."
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"Hey, you guys, do you mind if we scootch?"
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"Doesn't seem like enough space for us..."
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"- It's plenty. - Is it?"
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"Yep, now it is."
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"- Oh, yeah, you can go deeper. - Okay."
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"And breathe in, two, three, four,"
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"and release."
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"♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪"
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey, dude, what's up?"
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"Yeah, girl, you ready to rumble?"
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"Hell yeah, dude, I just got up a while ago."
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"Made myself a smoothie, been packin'..."
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"- Did you pack your anti-depressants? - Yep."
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"- Your vibrator? - Yep."
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"Okay, do you have your electric toothbrush?"
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"Flat iron. Headbands."
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"85 SPF sunscreen for your truly precious pores."
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"Great, we're both..."
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"totally packed responsibly."
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"Pssht, always do."
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"Jaimé, help me pack!"
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"I got you, mi amore, don't you worry about it."
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"- Oh, my goodness. - What?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, don't cry, oh."
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"I just have... y'know, sometimes I feel like he broke up with me too."
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"- No. - Can you?"
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"- Okay. - Oh, God, yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, Abbi?"
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"- Do we live in a zoo? - Uh, what now?"
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"You're using my suitcase."
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"I splurged on this."
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"- I use it so much. - You do?"
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"Just once."
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"What's the hot goss with you and Trey?"
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"Okay, there's no hot goss."
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"Like, it kind of ended badly."
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"I'm gonna miss you too."
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"And please, please text me as soon as you land."
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"And you don't need to bother"
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"Have fun, and please leave the radio on"
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"Jaimé time."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, hello."
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"I'm gonna call you Pablo."
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"Hey, now."
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"- Thank you. - Okay, bye."
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"Hey! I saw that!"
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"I saw you!"
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"Shit. Fuck off! Fuck you!"
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"God dammit!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Isn't that the whole thing with adult magazines?"
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"Oh, I..."
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"like "Real Simple" or "O" or "Dwell.""
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"I was talking about that, too."
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"Attention, passengers, we'll be stopped"
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"A passenger at the next stop"
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"threw herself on the tracks."
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"Thank you for your patience."
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"Selfish."
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"It's okay. You know what?"
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"I padded the travel time."
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"We are all good, we're all good."
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"It's not like we left our passports or anything."
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"I left my passport."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I am so sorry I left my passport."
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"I'm a fucking baby grown-up."
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"Do I have any tape?"
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"Yeah, I have tape."
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"Really cute."
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"Jesus, it stinks."
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"Bologna?"
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"So salty."
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"Great, yes, all is good."
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"It's 9/112!"
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"Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"Okay, so if we don't move in the next 30 minutes,"
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"we have to have some sort of escape plan."
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"You know, I once saw this documentary on Vimeo"
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"We would probably just have to give them our shoes"
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"and cut off a little bit of our hair, but..."
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"we'll get new shoes."
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"Truly impressed with you at every turn."
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"It's been 25 minutes!"
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"And counting."
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"Let's say we were stuck in a subway forever,"
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"All right, I can do that,"
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"'cause I feel like I know a bunch of the answers."
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"Dude. Def fuck him, "Mad Men" style."
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"Crusty old dude, hot young girl,"
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"and then I'd Abbi-Jeremy him to even it out."
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"Peg."
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"- Yeah. - New Yorker."
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"how to finish an article in the New Yorker."
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"I think I would marry her."
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"Wiccan wedding."
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"First dance to Wicked Wisdom."
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"Uhh, you know..."
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"Okay, I would eat that baby."
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"She looks delicious."
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"You would probably be sparing her a life"
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"Plus, I feel like babies are, like,"
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"the most delicious in terms of actual meat."
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"- Desperate times. - Calling for desperate measures."
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"And who are we to judge our post-apocalyptic selves?"
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"What part would you eat first?"
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"Which part is the most tender?"
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"Dude, let me try something."
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"Stand up."
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"Okay."
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"Please make this subway move."
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