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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Getting There (S03E03)

"Ilana, that's not how it works."
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"You can't just rub my butt, and the train..."
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"Yeah. Happy."
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"It says we're on Sutphin Boulevard in Queens."
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"Uber surge fare is 12.5."
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"They really reel you in,"
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"and then they wring you fucking dry"
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"with their grubby little paws right around your neck."
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"Then they make you type in the surge fare again,"
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"it's like, I know... I know what it is."
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"- It is so rude. - God."
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"$1,200 from here to Gowanus back to JFK."
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"- Oh, my God. This is a sign. - Okay."
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"- Yeah. - We hotwire that cab,"
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"drive ourselves within walking distance to JFK,"
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"soak it in gasoline, and torch it so they can't trace it... Let's go."
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"I was gonna say maybe we could just"
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"knock on the door and see if they could drive us."
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"Oh, let's try that first."
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"Okay."
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"- Hello. - Hello, sir."
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"I know that this is ridiculous,"
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"but we would like to hire you to drive us in your taxi."
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"To a few destinations."
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"Work is the worst, right? I get that, but listen,"
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"we would not be asking if it was not an emergency."
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"Please, we're over on our way to a really important trip,"
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"and I'm such a moron,"
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"I forgot my passport, so, I'm in trouble"
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"This beautiful neighborhood, it's gorgeous out here."
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"- Quaint. - Lovely, I might look at some..."
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"- I don't know, rent, whatever. - Plus, there are good schools around here."
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"and then get to JFK, or we're gonna miss our flight"
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"How about..."
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"Okay."
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"All right, I guess we'll just..."
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"Okay, we're coming around the corner in five,"
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"Hold on. An old lady is pushing"
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"a baby stroller full of empty cans across the street."
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"She's almost across."
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"Okay, Anhur, slow down,"
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"Oh, my brakes! Ay, my brakes!"
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"Yes, ay!"
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"You only get so many important moments in your life,"
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"and you have to grasp them."
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"Can you be in love with two people?"
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"That is one of the most dangerous misconceptions"
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"We're extremely flattered, though."
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"Yeah, and don't worry, you're gonna have sex one day."
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"I've had sex."
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"Kids are terrifying."
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"- Sorry. - So sorry."
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"- This is ridiculous. - I'm so sorry."
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"We just have to cut 'cause we forgot our passport!"
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"I'm so sorry, we just gotta slip right past."
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"- I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that. - Sorry, thank you so much."
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"Oh, dude, Ilana, shit, dude."
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"No, dude, it's an old stain."
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"Whoa!"
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"I am so sorry."
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"Popcorn, get away from her!"
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"Oh!"
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"Dude, we should Shark Tank period pants, for real!"
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"Not today, put it down!"
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"Yeah, sure you were!"
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"Sorry!"
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"Coming through! Coming through!"
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"Gate's changed. That flight's back in B-12 now."
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"Come on, fuck on!"
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"Hey, how's it going. Nice shirt."
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"It hasn't left yet. Please."
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"It's a shoe, not a foot,"
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"The plane is still there, we can still make it,"
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"You know what? Just, just go ahead, yeah."
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"Thank you so, so much."
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"We really appreciate it."
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"We all hate her."
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"Thank you."
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"- Yes, we did it! - Yes, we did it!"
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"Get on the fucking plane!"
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"- Sorry. - Go."
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"Oh, my God, we fucking made it!"
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"Oh, God, I cannot believe we made it."
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"I am so sorry, ladies."
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"Lincoln... had really adult taste in luggage."
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"- It's Drew's. - Sorry, this is not your bag?"
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"No, no, no, it's mine... I packed it."
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"It's just that Ms. Drew Barrymore"
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"highly recommends this bag."
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"If you Google, in quotes, "Refinery 29,""
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"That's amazing."
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"the only person who could carry on something that bulky."
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"Okay, hold on. This bag is the bomb."
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"Please just let me... I'm sure there's a spot."
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"and take off."
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"Mark, can you come get this bag, please?"
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"- I'll take your ticket. - Thanks."
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"Do you think it's gonna be okay?"
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"I'm sure your bag is in really..."
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"Whoa! Nice!"
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"International travel is amazing."
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"No, this is first class."
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"We gotta keep going."
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"Orange juice it is."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I know, who chooses juice over champagne?"
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"Ew, coach."
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"Ilana."
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"- Abbi. - Yes."
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"I'm Jared. Welcome to Birthmarc."
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"Surf's up."
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"Oh, cool."
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"around the holiest place in the world, Israel."
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"For free!"
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"Judaism, its rich history,"
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"and I'm looking at the two of you,"
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"its reproductive future."
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"We're almost home."
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"Jews! Jews! Jews! Jews!"
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"Jews! Jews! Jews! Jews!"
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