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Clips from Scrubs - My Growing Pains (S07E07)

"- Dude, you totally go like that. - Well, check Sam out."
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"Pass him over here. I'm about ready to burst."
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"Turk and I had a milk fight in the parking lot."
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"Okay, chief, latch on. It's right there."
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"I'm off. You want to go shoot some hoops?"
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"- So I just won't pass to you. - Cool. Same as always."
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"And the only way to get free will back"
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"- So how old does that make you? - Well, that depends."
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"You are definitely getting a cake."
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"What flavour do you want? Chocolate or vanilla?"
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"Could you also have them write "Mind Your Own Damn Business""
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"I'm her hell spawn. We eat children, whatever."
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"Listen Per, Jack misses you, and he won't go to sleep"
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"unless you say good night in that silly voice he loves."
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"Damn, lzzy, you're looking good, girl."
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"What do you say we hit up a Wiggles concert,"
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"Turk, we can't make them kiss until Sam can hold his head up for real."
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"he definitely turned his head."
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"There's plenty of fish in the sea, girl. I don't need you."
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"Like, look at that. You are hot, baby. What is going on over there?"
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"I like a spanking. I wanna give it to you."
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"I'm sorry. Kids, huh?"
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"- Dude, I have huge news. - I knew it!"
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"No way, dude! I'm off too, and Sam's at Kim's."
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"everywhere he went and never tell him why."
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"- Do you need anything? - No. I'm cool."
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"When it wasn't just the two of us. It was the three of us."
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"All right, you guys, I know we only met yesterday,"
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"Bears for life!"
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"If we pull this prank off,"
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"doesn't mean he's dead."
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"His parents came and packed up all his stuff, Turk."
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"All righty, then."
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"How we feeling today there, Josh?"
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"We will be back."
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"he's anaemic with a high white cell count."
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"Now, we're not gonna know anything for sure"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, listen up."
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"I need everyone to clear their schedules tomorrow,"
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"Kelso makes my life hell."
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"So, I'm getting the cake."
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"They're back."
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"They're gone."
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"- Go. Stop. - I'm..."
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"Okay, we're both off in an hour, so I've planned our plan."
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"You just did, too."
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"That is so weird that I didn't even notice that I did that."
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"- Dude, you're in the zone. - I feel it."
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"Turk, I thought we agreed to save him for Black History Month"
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"We heard that!"
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"Now, the good news is it's very, very treatable."
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"If you'd like, I'd be more than glad to go in there"
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"and explain this all to Josh myself."
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"We already decided that if Josh did end up having cancer,"
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"What just happened?"
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"like you do when you're upset?"
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"I say we cut off Kelso's legs and we count the rings."
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"- That only works on trees. - And puppets."
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"Still, I think I'm going to go tackle this on my own"
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"and let the two of you get back to hallucinating."
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"you could use these keys to get into the personnel files."
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"No."
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"Burn for a burn, baby."
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"Well, they're his parents. It's their right."
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"He deserves to know what he's up against. He can handle it."
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"Check it out! World's most giant clipboard!"
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"I, John Dorian... Write it down."
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"And here I thought you were having some big epiphany that"
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"you were gonna be more of an adult now that you have a child."
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"My bad."
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"Way to go, we are all super proud of you."
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"- Yep. - Great job, Bob."
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"Hey. What's up? You ready?"
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"Yeah, I don't think I'm up for it, man."
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"Maybe 'cause I'm 32, and I'm a doctor, and I have a kid."
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"- What do you say, pal? - Hey."
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"Look, Josh. I want to take a minute here"
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"- Okay. - Inside your body..."
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"That's when one person dramatically walks up to another,"
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"Hey."
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"- You did what? - I made a choice."
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"Bob Kelso."
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"You're old."
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"- We're cool. - See, I knew you'd get it."
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"I'll see you later."
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"I'll go around the corner."
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"I'm telling you, the guy's really good."
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"I don't have your back on this."
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"Not going to happen."
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"Dr Cox, we want to talk to you."
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"Let's talk to Josh first. Come on."
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"Wait."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Yeah, that one."
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"I'll be right outside here if you need me."
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"It's my bony, white ass and it's still very much intact, isn't it?"
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"Get what?"
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"Relax. This is work stuff."
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"and I was wondering if I needed a continuous IV drip"
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"or an intermittent bolus?"
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"- Well, I'd probably start him off... - Yeah, don't care. Check this out."
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"Hooch is on the verge of a major meltdown."
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"Why? Is Rex still following him?"
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"Three other interns are following him, too. They're all after this fellowship."
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"I'm about to use the toilet right now."
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"Because if you follow me in there,"
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"Today's gonna be a good day. Yes, it is!"
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"Sir, I know that you're sensitive about your age,"
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"I mean, you command more respect. You get discounts."
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"- Looks expensive. - It is."
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"I do not want a party."
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"There's just one problem."
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"Ted, these are Chanukah decorations!"
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"- And a dreidel. - I'm not talking to you."
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"I know you see that."
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"You know you wanna."
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"and she started rolling toward our pool."
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"I know you wanted one for your hobby shop."
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"Nobody likes a copycat, Ted."
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