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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac Fights Gay Marriage (S06E06)

"Husband? You're married."
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"- They're perfectly good. - Guys. Guys, guys. I've got news."
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"Well, for starters, clearly, her husband is a homosexual, okay?"
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"This is gay marriage. That's two dudes banging each other."
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"What do you get from that? Nothin'. Nothin'."
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"- Where's our goddamn Bible? - We don't have a Bible in here."
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"Frank, I'm talking about Maureen Ponderosa."
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"You remember Maureen Ponderosa, right, Charlie?"
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"Yeah, and I remember, every time you tried to talk to him, you'd -"
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"I think I might call her up actually."
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"Come on."
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"Oh, right. I just keep paying medical bills, right? Is that it?"
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"- Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! - Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"This is gonna sound crazy. I just got an idea."
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"I haven't seen Maureen in, like, close to 15 years."
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"- I was really in love with that girl, huh? - Yeah."
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"Goddamn, this has been a really fun walk down memory lane."
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"'Cause you're here, and we're sort of having a -"
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"Look at you. Look at you!"
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"Hey, do you remember all the good times that we used to have..."
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"- Hey, how is your dad? - Dad died last year."
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"- Did he die? - Yeah."
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"It happens, you know. He was getting up there, right?"
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"- Sui- Suicide? - Car exhaust, yeah."
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"Hey, Carmen."
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"That's what you're telling me?"
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"I mean, look at my body compared to his."
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"But think about this, Frank. You know who's not gonna do that?"
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"It's what's right with me, and that's this little piece of paper here that we just signed."
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"They gave Frank and I, like, a million forms for our marriage."
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"You guys are trying to get married too, huh? That's weird."
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"- Did you smell her breath? - Are you kidding me?"
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"She's brushing her teeth. Yeah, she must have eaten something a little bit sinister."
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"You know what? Believe it or not, I've been doing some inventory..."
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"- You got a minute? - Quick question."
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"- I figured you're an expert, so we could talk to you. - Fine. Just go ahead. What?"
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"We would both be men. We'd be two cool straight dudes married together."
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"- Let's not argue on this or think about it too much. - No."
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"Uh, any more questions?"
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"- What's with the beers? Are you carbo loading? - No."
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"Ah, Dee."
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"But I feel the need to reconnect with the guys. So- But you know what?"
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"Although it gets a little confusing halfway through..."
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"- You've glued some jewels and some flowers and things to it."
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"Uh, I love you."
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"I'm only gonna be here for 10 minutes."
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"I got to get my pump on. I have a very big day."
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"I'm sorry. I can't let you in."
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"I don't understand why you're insisting on jamming me up here, bro."
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"I'm not trying to jam you up. I just don't believe you."
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"What is not to believe? I am absolutely Dennis Reynolds."
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"- This picture looks nothing like you. - Well, thank you."
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"Because I have actually packed on 15 or 20 pounds of solid bulk muscle..."
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"since that picture was taken, bro."
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"It's actually a testament to your gym."
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"I'm gonna need you to either buy your own membership, or get out."
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"- Mac? - Yeah."
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"- Hey! Tranny! Carmen. - Yeah."
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"Sorry. How you doing? Wow. You look great."
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"Sweet camel toe. That's a good tuck job. You have it taped back there?"
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"- No. - It's good."
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"It's actually gone. I had the surgery."
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"Get out! That's fantastic!"
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"I thought I was gonna get a phone call after the old snip-snip..."
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"'cause we talked about that, but either way, now that you're dickless, I'm into it."
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"- What are you doing this afternoon? - How's it goin'?"
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"Uh- It's goin' good, pal..."
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"but, uh, the lady... isn't interested."
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"Uh, Mac, I would like you to meet my husband, Nick."
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"Great."
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"Now, what do you guys think? They're good almonds, right?"
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"- They are tasty. - These almonds? Yeah, they're fine."
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"I found them in, like - in a little pile in the alleyway."
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"- A squirrel must have piled them up and then got hit by a car. - Why? Why, why, why?"
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"- Why would you feed us alley almonds? - Why wouldn't you tell us that?"
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"I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right?"
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"I was all amped up, 'cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts."
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"I was so full of protein, okay?"
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"I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on."
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"Now, I know what you're thinking."
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"Clearly, I did get my pump on, but that's 'cause I just did a bunch of push-ups outside."
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"- Also why I'm out of breath. - What in God's name are you talking about?"
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"- Is this the big news? - No. I ran into the tranny."
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"She got her dick cut off and she married a dude."
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"- Oh. - Oh, that's great!"
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"Congratulations to her."
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"- No, that is not great. - No?"
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"- One's a girl, one's a guy. - Yeah."
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"And how is that gay?"
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"Why are you making that assumption?"
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"Because he's with a tranny? You were with the tranny. What are you saying?"
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"No! Charlie, that is completely different, and you know it."
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"Yeah. No. He's right. That's different, 'cause this new guy- if I'm hearing correctly -"
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"he waited until she got her dick cut off before he banged her."
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"- But that means - - No."
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"Who gives a shit if gays want to be miserable like everybody else and get married?"
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"No. Marriage is a wonderful thing."
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"It's between two people who decide they want to spend the rest of their lives together..."
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"because they love each other very much."
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"I'm all for it, and I think everyone should be entitled to it."
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"Oh, everybody up on their high horse of marriage all of a sudden."
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"Marriage is about procreation, okay?"
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"Uh, that is a persuasive argument."
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"You should take your powerful extension cord argument straight to the supreme court."
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"- Mm-hmm. They'll love it there. - Run that right up the ladder, right?"
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"- Run it up the ladder. - Mac, dude, I think you're just getting upset..."
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"that the tranny married some guy that's not you, and that's what this is about."
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"No. No, Charlie, this is about the big man upstairs, okay, getting boxed out."
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"- Ah, Jesus. - It clearly says in the Bible that gay marriage is wrong."
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"- And I'm gonna show you. Where's our Bible? - "Where's our Bible?""
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"- Why don't we have a Bible? - We never have."
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"Okay, I see what's happening here."
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"- I don't have enough facts to support my argument. - Clearly."
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"I'm gonna find a Bible, I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna school you sons of bitches."
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"Because you guys are trying to confuse me."
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"Ah -"
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"Oh, he's getting himself all worked up, huh?"
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"Yeah. Very worked up. Very worked up."
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"You know, I always thought I'd be married by now."
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"- What? - What?"
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