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Clips from Scrubs - My Way or the Highway (S01E01)

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

"Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing."

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Let's put Rowdy on top of the TV

"Let's put Rowdy on top of the TV"

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and see who can throw a hat on him first.

"and see who can throw a hat on him first."

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I paid $17 for this steak, and I'm not...

"I paid $17 for this steak, and I'm not..."

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Now, sit back baby, cos Iron Chef is on.

"Now, sit back baby, cos Iron Chef is on."

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- I was just walking in. - Good clean win, T-Dog.

"- I was just walking in. - Good clean win, T-Dog."

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Let's play ''Tip Over the Trash Can''.

"Let's play ''Tip Over the Trash Can''."

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OK? I win.

"OK? I win."

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- What's the medical word? - Irregular.

"- What's the medical word? - Irregular."

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I'm not wearing any pants right now.

"I'm not wearing any pants right now."

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Mr Hoffner asked for all his options.

"Mr Hoffner asked for all his options."

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We're supposed to be a team.

"We're supposed to be a team."

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Is that why you always finish so quickly?

"Is that why you always finish so quickly?"

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I'd eat it right off your bottom.

"I'd eat it right off your bottom."

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When are we gonna get it over with?

"When are we gonna get it over with?"

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Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.

"Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him."

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Surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs.

"Surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs."

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Above it

"Above it"

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Stress tests are supposed to be hard.

"Stress tests are supposed to be hard."

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It helps if you visualise running toward something,

"It helps if you visualise running toward something,"

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I like to keep my pens in order from least to most ink.

"I like to keep my pens in order from least to most ink."

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and bring him out when you want to knock him around.

"and bring him out when you want to knock him around."

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As you were.

"As you were."

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Mr Hoffner, here's your surgical consult.

"Mr Hoffner, here's your surgical consult."

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But he's gonna agree with the medical course I set for you. Now, Dr Turk,

"But he's gonna agree with the medical course I set for you. Now, Dr Turk,"

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tell Mr Hoffner whether or not you think he should have surgery.

"tell Mr Hoffner whether or not you think he should have surgery."

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The important thing is that we're professionals,

"The important thing is that we're professionals,"

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No! Tell me he did not fire her.

"No! Tell me he did not fire her."

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Who answers that question? That is your problem.

"Who answers that question? That is your problem."

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You think you have the answers to everything,

"You think you have the answers to everything,"

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but end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone pays the consequences.

"but end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone pays the consequences."

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Elliot, these things take time and self-respect.

"Elliot, these things take time and self-respect."

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I'm helping.

"I'm helping."

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I'm dying. I was exhausted on that treadmill.

"I'm dying. I was exhausted on that treadmill."

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- You were going to back me up. - He's had colitis for ten years.

"- You were going to back me up. - He's had colitis for ten years."

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- Give him frequent colonoscopies. - How frequent?

"- Give him frequent colonoscopies. - How frequent?"

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I'm not gonna let Turk beat me.

"I'm not gonna let Turk beat me."

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I'm gonna fight back, and you want to know how?

"I'm gonna fight back, and you want to know how?"

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Give me a break. Watch this. Pick a nurse, any nurse.

"Give me a break. Watch this. Pick a nurse, any nurse."

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Laverne, when you get a chance, could you grab a file for me?

"Laverne, when you get a chance, could you grab a file for me?"

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- That's the lamest smack talk. - That's not what the redcoats thought.

"- That's the lamest smack talk. - That's not what the redcoats thought."

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- He's a janitor. - Yeah, but he seems confident.

"- He's a janitor. - Yeah, but he seems confident."

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What are you gonna do, take a swing at me?

"What are you gonna do, take a swing at me?"

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- Maybe. - Well, if you do, I'd better die.

"- Maybe. - Well, if you do, I'd better die."

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You gave me lip yesterday in front of the interns.

"You gave me lip yesterday in front of the interns."

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You know why I laid off those first two nurses?

"You know why I laid off those first two nurses?"

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Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports.

"Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports."

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And you think I did it to make myself happy.

"And you think I did it to make myself happy."

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I'm just a janitor. I don't know much. But I do know this:

"I'm just a janitor. I don't know much. But I do know this:"

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That's poo.

"That's poo."

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You know what they say, right?

"You know what they say, right?"

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Really?

"Really?"

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Yeah, I love to poop.

"Yeah, I love to poop."

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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The patient presented in DKA,

"The patient presented in DKA,"

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I just wanted to say that I'm...

"I just wanted to say that I'm..."

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Your call, Perry.

"Your call, Perry."

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- Doug, for God's sakes. - I don't care. It's beautiful, man.

"- Doug, for God's sakes. - I don't care. It's beautiful, man."

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At one point, I tried changing the subject to art.

"At one point, I tried changing the subject to art."

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You see Turk over there?

"You see Turk over there?"

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He doesn't know I cry sometimes because I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.

"He doesn't know I cry sometimes because I'm not sure there's a cat heaven."

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It's hiding the crazy and acting like the most confident girl in the room.

"It's hiding the crazy and acting like the most confident girl in the room."

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That was my patient, Turk. I brought you in as my friend.

"That was my patient, Turk. I brought you in as my friend."

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You're so competitive, you just take him from me? That sucks.

"You're so competitive, you just take him from me? That sucks."

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If you don't want to play ''Steak'', fine. This has nothing to do with friendship.

"If you don't want to play ''Steak'', fine. This has nothing to do with friendship."

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You're angry at yourself because you couldn't get the guy to believe in you.

"You're angry at yourself because you couldn't get the guy to believe in you."

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He never got the concept of the team.

"He never got the concept of the team."

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Thanks. My name's Patti.

"Thanks. My name's Patti."

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- Why didn't you ask me out? - Are you kidding?

"- Why didn't you ask me out? - Are you kidding?"

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you look for any victory you can get, even a victory over your own self-doubt.

"you look for any victory you can get, even a victory over your own self-doubt."

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I'm OK.

"I'm OK."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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And sometimes you have to admit that feeling competitive isn't a bad thing.

"And sometimes you have to admit that feeling competitive isn't a bad thing."

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As long as you don't get caught up in the petty stuff.

"As long as you don't get caught up in the petty stuff."

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< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com

"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"

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There's film festivals, theatre, there's museums.

"There's film festivals, theatre, there's museums."

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Turk turns everything into a competition.

"Turk turns everything into a competition."

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It can get annoying.

"It can get annoying."

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You want some?

"You want some?"

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''Ankles'' is a simple game.

"''Ankles'' is a simple game."

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The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs loses.

"The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs loses."

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The problem is, these stupid games always end the same way.

"The problem is, these stupid games always end the same way."

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Say it!

"Say it!"

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Say it!

"Say it!"

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Just say it.

"Just say it."

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Now, let's go down to the caf and get our doughnut on.

"Now, let's go down to the caf and get our doughnut on."

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It wasn't a race!

"It wasn't a race!"

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- This is fun. - Yeah.

"- This is fun. - Yeah."

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Sorry to keep you, Mr Kelly. I was just...

"Sorry to keep you, Mr Kelly. I was just..."

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So, what, are you sick or something?

"So, what, are you sick or something?"

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My heartbeat, it's like, it's irregular.

"My heartbeat, it's like, it's irregular."

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Yeah. That's it.

"Yeah. That's it."

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Of course. The heart. The old ticker.

"Of course. The heart. The old ticker."

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I have something for you in my pants.

"I have something for you in my pants."

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If you guys need me, I'll be under here.

"If you guys need me, I'll be under here."

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I'm in love with that guy and if I don't sleep with him, I'll kill myself.

"I'm in love with that guy and if I don't sleep with him, I'll kill myself."

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It's inappropriate to jump a patient, isn't it?

"It's inappropriate to jump a patient, isn't it?"

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Nothing, baby.

"Nothing, baby."

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Why hasn't he had a surgical consult? I'm sorry. That's my fault.

"Why hasn't he had a surgical consult? I'm sorry. That's my fault."

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I almost always wish things were done already.

"I almost always wish things were done already."

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- He never asked for a surgical consult. - Could I have a surgical consult?

"- He never asked for a surgical consult. - Could I have a surgical consult?"

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How is that helpful? Do you get the doctor-patient relationship?

"How is that helpful? Do you get the doctor-patient relationship?"

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For the love of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a fine brew.

"For the love of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a fine brew."

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- It's just coffee. - Oh, no.

"- It's just coffee. - Oh, no."

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My dear, for me, this is like sex.

"My dear, for me, this is like sex."

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And sassy too. If you could cook a steak,

"And sassy too. If you could cook a steak,"

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Ladies. This is that beverage I've been trying to describe to you,

"Ladies. This is that beverage I've been trying to describe to you,"

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but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap.

"but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap."

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I'll grind your beans.

"I'll grind your beans."

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We are already understaffed, and Dr Kelso fired two nurses for no reason.

"We are already understaffed, and Dr Kelso fired two nurses for no reason."

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Forgive us if we don't have time for the Dr Cox show today.

"Forgive us if we don't have time for the Dr Cox show today."

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We have to reschedule every nurse.

"We have to reschedule every nurse."

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- What'll we do about ICU... - We don't need them.

"- What'll we do about ICU... - We don't need them."

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Here's the problem with a surgical consult.

"Here's the problem with a surgical consult."

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Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on.

"Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on."

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If you have some moles I will inspect them

"If you have some moles I will inspect them"

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I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum

"I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum"

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Between the two of us there is no wall

"Between the two of us there is no wall"

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We're a surgeon and a doc

"We're a surgeon and a doc"

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All

"All"

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