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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the North Pole (S09E09)

"Well, drunk or not, can you help us?"
Family Guy
"I can if you want to join AA, eh?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm already a member of AAA."
Family Guy
"I need help with the car."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage."
Family Guy
"You might need a hose, eh?"
Family Guy
"Jose, Roberto, whatever... If you've got some Latinos up here"
Family Guy
"that can fix cars, that'd be great."
Family Guy
"No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?"
Family Guy
"Well, yeah, when it's fixed, we can celebrate,"
Family Guy
"but let's deal with first things first."
Family Guy
"Well, I can probably take you to a gas station, eh?"
Family Guy
"- You have cash, eh? - I don't know, my name carries a little weight,"
Family Guy
"but I don't see how that matters here."
Family Guy
"and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole."
Family Guy
"Oh, a car won't take you there, anyway."
Family Guy
"But if you like, you can take my snowmobile."
Family Guy
"Really? You'd just... give it to us?"
Family Guy
"Oh, sure, that's what Canadian hospitality's all about."
Family Guy
"If you like, you can have all my money and my leg."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Why'd we take his leg?"
Family Guy
"Well, we're in their country, Brian..."
Family Guy
"We have to observe their customs."
Family Guy
"Well, at least we're done"
Family Guy
"with the first leg of our journey, Brian."
Family Guy
"Ha! Damn right, ha."
Family Guy
"Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, I've lost track."
Family Guy
"Besides, dogs don't have a good sense of time."
Family Guy
"Could be three hours, could be three years,"
Family Guy
"Well, we must be pretty far north by now."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're right. Look... There's the aurora borealis."
Family Guy
"Yes, and there's the aurora Boreanaz."
Family Guy
"Hi there."
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"- What's the matter? - We're out of gas."
Family Guy
"Out of gas? But, Brian, it's freezing out here! What are we gonna do?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. We'd better think of something."
Family Guy
"Maybe I can help."
Family Guy
"There's an old, abandoned hunting cabin about two miles north of here."
Family Guy
"and then resume your journey in the morning."
Family Guy
"Thanks, David."
Family Guy
"Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight."
Family Guy
"Come on."
Family Guy
"Come on, now."
Family Guy
"Okay, we'll leave you alone."
Family Guy
"All right, this should do for the night."
Family Guy
"Look, Stewie, now that we have a moment,"
Family Guy
"I think we should really try to call Lois and tell her where we are."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't worry... I've got that covered."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, would you make an appointment for me"
Family Guy
"to be neutered in two days?"
Family Guy
"- Well, are you sure, Brian? - Yes, I'm sure."
Family Guy
"And whatever I say in two days,"
Family Guy
"Wow, you sound pretty serious about this, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, I am. In fact, I have this document"
Family Guy
"Have you had it notarized?"
Family Guy
"I received a call about notarizing a document,"
Family Guy
"but I am spending the day with my family,"
Family Guy
"so they are here, too."
Family Guy
"This is my wife, Janice,"
Family Guy
"and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's."
Family Guy
"so we are kind of like a second home."
Family Guy
"- Robert! - Well, it's true."
Family Guy
"Well, thank you for taking the time"
Family Guy
"to notarize this important document."
Family Guy
"I'm sure you are quite busy."
Family Guy
"Yes. We only have a moment,"
Family Guy
"for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places."
Family Guy
"The next morning, Stewie and Brian set out on foot"
Family Guy
"They were cold and tired, but Stewie was determined"
Family Guy
"to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"As long as I've got all you people watching,"
Family Guy
"does anyone want to buy some pot?"
Family Guy
"My God!"
Family Guy
"We made it, Brian!"
Family Guy
"The North Pole!"
Family Guy
"See? Boom! Right there!"
Family Guy
"I told you!"
Family Guy
"This is where Santa Claus lives!"
Family Guy
"In your face!"
Family Guy
"I don't believe it."
Family Guy
"It's here."
Family Guy
"Now, while you think about the fact"
Family Guy
"that you're never going to enjoy"
Family Guy
"a nocturnal breast-feeding from Lois,"
Family Guy
"This can't be it."
Family Guy
"This can't be Santa's workshop."
Family Guy
"This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, get ready for the letters."
Family Guy
"Dear Family Guy bastards,"
Family Guy
"I'll have you know that Bridgeport"
Family Guy
"is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,"
Family Guy
"shattered glass, boarded-up windows,"
Family Guy
"wild dogs and gas stations without pumps."
Family Guy
"So eat my (bleep), Jew writers."
Family Guy
"Well, whatever sort of trick this is,"
Family Guy
"I will not be deterred."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"You're... You're Santa Claus!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Who are you?"
Family Guy
"I'm Stewie Griffin, and I'm going to kill you!"
Family Guy
"Ah... Thank God!"
Family Guy
"- What? - Do it! Please!"
Family Guy
"Put me out of my misery!"
Family Guy
"You... want me to kill you?"
Family Guy
"Come on! What are you waiting for?!"
Family Guy
"Pull the trigger!"
Family Guy
"Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?"
Family Guy
"I'm okay."
Family Guy
"I just need to catch my breath."
Family Guy
"I... I don't understand."
Family Guy
"I thought you were supposed to be jolly and happy."
Family Guy
"I used to be, a long time ago."
Family Guy
"I made toys for little boys and girls."
Family Guy
"I loved my work, and they loved me."
Family Guy
"But it just got out of hand."
Family Guy
"The world's population kept growing and growing."
Family Guy
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