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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the North Pole (S09E09)

"Kids wanted more toys, fancier toys!"
Family Guy
"We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls."
Family Guy
"You ever try to make an iPod?"
Family Guy
"I've got orders for millions of 'em!"
Family Guy
"Oh, that reminds me... I need a new version of Quicken."
Family Guy
"Look at the toxic waste we're producing."
Family Guy
"In fact, I think the toxins are taking"
Family Guy
"even more of a toll than the inbreeding."
Family Guy
"- Inbreeding? - Take a look!"
Family Guy
"I started with one family of magic elves,"
Family Guy
"and every year I needed more and more to keep up."
Family Guy
"At least 60% of them are born blind."
Family Guy
"The workload destroys them,"
Family Guy
"but they don't know anything else."
Family Guy
"It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end,"
Family Guy
"they just walk out into the snow and die."
Family Guy
"Then the reindeer eat them,"
Family Guy
"which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures"
Family Guy
"with a blood-lust for elf flesh."
Family Guy
"I don't even pray for them anymore."
Family Guy
"Seems pointless."
Family Guy
"What God would allow this?"
Family Guy
"This is in none of the songs or poetry."
Family Guy
"It's a horror show up here!"
Family Guy
"How could you let this happen?"
Family Guy
"Me? I didn't do this."
Family Guy
"Christmas did!"
Family Guy
"♪ Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ as the holiday feeling was filling us. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But now instead all we're feeling is dread ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed ♪"
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"♪ till the thought of existence is chilling us. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But can't you see that ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ what you do is a dream come true? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Can't you see that ♪"
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"♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪"
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"♪ No, screw you. ♪"
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"♪ It's all but through. ♪"
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"♪ There's too much to do. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ making playthings and selflessly thrilling us. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Now they're on crack, and it feels like Iraq ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Each model train only heightens the pain ♪"
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"♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Fingers all bleed and look, that guy just peed ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But can't you see our point of view? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ We rely on you. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Can't you see that Christmas cheer ♪"
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"♪ gets us through the year? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ My whole crew is black and blue. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Can't you take a clue? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ You may think I look great, but I'm 28. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ And while you think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Christmastime is killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"So Brian and Stewie found Santa Claus,"
Family Guy
"but he sure wasn't what they expected."
Family Guy
"It turned the increasing demands of Christmas"
Family Guy
"had all but destroyed the poor old man."
Family Guy
"Okay, look at this."
Family Guy
"Somebody gave me a little remote control helicopter."
Family Guy
"Pretty cool, huh?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's broken."
Family Guy
"I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape."
Family Guy
"It's Christmas Eve."
Family Guy
"Christmas is the problem."
Family Guy
"He can't keep this pace up anymore."
Family Guy
"Well, then who's gonna deliver all the presents?"
Family Guy
"We will."
Family Guy
"- What? - What?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, look, you were right."
Family Guy
"Santa is real."
Family Guy
"And he needs our help."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Santa."
Family Guy
"We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year."
Family Guy
"That brings me peace in this hour."
Family Guy
"I'll be with Allah soon."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Uh, ye... He doesn't know what he's saying, he's delirious."
Family Guy
"Look, you'd better get moving."
Family Guy
"Is anyone else a little freaked out by that Allah thing?"
Family Guy
"All right, Brian. Let's do this."
Family Guy
"Go on."
Family Guy
"Come on, you dumb deer."
Family Guy
"It's not working."
Family Guy
"I think they need to be coaxed."
Family Guy
"Santa said they eat elf flesh."
Family Guy
"Uh, oh, oh, excuse me?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Elf, sir?"
Family Guy
"Hello? Young man?"
Family Guy
"I... I don't think he even knows where he is."
Family Guy
"Do... Do you want to just..."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I mean, uh, I'll just... try and do it, I guess."
Family Guy
"Hey."
Family Guy
"Um... Okay."
Family Guy
"Bye."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, look."
Family Guy
"That one reindeer just kind of pooped"
Family Guy
"in the other reindeer's face, and..."
Family Guy
"And the other reindeer just kind of ate it."
Family Guy
"Isn't Christmas magical?"
Family Guy
"All right, according to this map,"
Family Guy
"we're approaching the northeast coast of the U. S."
Family Guy
"Get ready to land."
Family Guy
"All right, Bri, this is it, our first town."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna head for that roof."
Family Guy
"Why are we tilting?"
Family Guy
"Look, I've never landed one of these things before, okay?"
Family Guy
"You're coming in too fast! Look out!"
Family Guy
"All right, this is good."
Family Guy
"In and out of this house and onto the next one."
Family Guy
"What about the reindeer?"
Family Guy
"Now let's get down the chimney."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's get the presents under the tree."
Family Guy
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