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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Writes a Bestseller (S09E09)

"Oh, my God! Brian! Brian!"
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"Brian, look at this!"
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"I got you on Real Time with Bill Maher!"
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"You're kidding? That's awesome, Stewie!"
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"Oh, "Great job," so you know that phrase."
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"- What's that? - What?"
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"What phrase do I know?"
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"Bill Maher, whoo!"
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"Okay, so the topic is going to be:"
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""Should God play a role in politics?""
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"Stewie, the point of the bologna is"
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"that I don't know the pill is there."
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"Um... Because..."
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"- Because that's where... - Because that's where..."
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"- I... - I..."
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"- Because... - Because..."
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"- Well... - Well..."
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"- I can... - I can..."
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"- Uh... - Uh..."
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"- You... - Yeah..."
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"- Uh... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh."
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"Okay, Mr. Griffin, we'll be ready in five minutes."
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"You'll be on the panel with Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould."
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"Whoa, whoa, wait, wait."
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"My... My publicist told me Christopher Hitchens"
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"would be on the panel."
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"No, we told him Dana and Arianna two hours ago."
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"I did my prep research on Christopher Hitchens."
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"I am so sorry."
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"I am done with you."
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"Get out of here now!"
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"- Brian, please. - You're fired!"
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"Yes, but I think the more important question"
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"that sometimes gets ignored is"
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"what about the separation of church and state?"
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"Well, Bill, see, I think..."
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"Uh-uh-uh, actually, Dana, if I may... If I may,"
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"I have some insight on this. Bill, do you mind?"
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"Go, dog."
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"Well, it just so happens"
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"that separation of church and state is something"
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"I'm actually gonna cover in my next book,"
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"God. Period. Dammit."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Uh, well, if I can expand on this."
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"Um, for one thing, "In God we trust" is on money."
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"Now, what does that tell ya?"
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"Tells me Americans will get all Christ-y"
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"about any sort of stupid (bleep)."
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"So what?"
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"I think what's actually alarming is the fact"
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"that all this kind of pseudo spirituality is"
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"being peddled to the American people in books that have,"
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"really, less substance than an issue of TV Guide."
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"That's a good argument. It's a very good argument."
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"I agree. I agree."
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"Really? Because I read Wish It, Want It, Do It."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed!"
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"Uh, gosh, next thing you know,"
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"both of you guys are gonna tell me"
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"that it changed your lives."
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"Uh, yeah, I... I didn't read it."
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"Oh, hey, oh, so you're the guy."
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"It's... It's actually... It's actually very popular."
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"but I... I have to say I agree with Arianna."
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"Uh, I think it's actually quite harmful."
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"Oh. Did you...? When... When did you say that?"
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"I just did."
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"Oh, gosh, I'm sorry, maybe... Maybe 'cause it sounds"
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"like you're talking with a mouthful of syrup,"
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"I just didn't get it."
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"Hey, (bleep) you, man."
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"Actually, it... It... I mean, it seems"
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"that these sorts of books tend to pander to the laziest kind"
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"of self-help within the narrowest socioeconomic range."
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"the societal advantages that, like, what,"
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"five percent of the country has."
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"Well, yeah, you forgot "Want it," which is such a big part"
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"of the book. I mean, but... But you know, then again,"
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"you just said you haven't read it, so, you know..."
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"Actually, since I said that, I did read it."
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"I mean, your book..."
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"and two of them are the same point."
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"Well, you know, I mean, it does seem to be helping"
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"a lot of people, Bill..."
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"Well, "help" is a strong word."
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"Um, how does this help people, like, with cancer or in Darfur?"
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"Well, I mean, it's not really for them."
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"It's for, like, if you want a car."
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"How... How does this help you get a car?"
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"Well, I mean, it doesn't with that attitude."
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"I mean, you have..."
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"You have to do some of the work yourself."
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"That's why there are fifty blank pages."
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"That's why I keep it by the phone."
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"I think what this is is simple exploitation"
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"of the American people who could be using the money"
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"that they spend to buy this book to actually buy something useful"
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"like legitimate healthcare that they actually need."
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"You know, what... What the hell's your problem, Zsa Zsa?"
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"What is your problem, Snoopy?"
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"Look, what it comes down to is that these false promises of, like, a quick fix"
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"to any and every problem that you would ever have,"
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"to a large, gullible segment of the population."
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"Oh, yeah, aren't you a sitcom writer?"
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"I'm an author. I have contributed to the zeitgeist."
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"Do you even know what "zeitgeist" means?"
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"If I didn't know what it meant, I wouldn't use it, Dana..."
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"Which... Which is a girl's name... And I'm..."
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"And you know,"
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"I... I'm not gonna give you... I'm not gonna give you"
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"the definition right now just for your satisfaction."
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"You know, Brian, I don't think you're in a position, really,"
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"here to pull rank on anybody."
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"I mean, yes, Dana has made a career in comedy."
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"I don't think he's ever done anything"
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"as laughable as this book."
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"Look, all right, well..."
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"What do you want? I wrote it in a day."
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"Listen, Bill, I am such a big fan of yours."
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